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• I'm the commander guy!

  Published: May 3, 2007, 1:17 pm

  Tags: Commander Guy, Turd Blossom, Farting Is Funny

  Those terrorists democrats gone and done it. They sent me that bill that I didn't want, the one that said that I couldn't do whatever I wanted in Iraq. Well I'll tell you folks, those guys can just go jump in a lake! I'd say something stronger... Read and post comments Send to a friend

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• IDEA: Trained Fart-Sniffing Dogs

  Published: August 8, 2007, 5:07 am

  Tags: Dogs, Ideas, Farting

  This idea is a little tip of the cap to Adam Carolla, but an improvement on his many ideas about training dogs to sniff for cancer, which predate the actual implementation of them by about three years. But, my idea is better because it involves amusement parks and farts.I'm sure you've all seen those people who guess your weight, you

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• The Unfortunate Event of a Fart

  Published: November 20, 2006, 6:32 am

  Tags: Humour, Short, Fart, Work, Short Stories, Life, Stories, Literature, Farts, Farting, Short Story

  was a relief. Imagine that, farting with all those people in the elevator, somebody would surely be sick. That elevator at times got hot and sticky. Imagine if it stunk as well.I got into the elevator with about 10 others. We all said our normal morning hellos and chatter until we got to the ground level and all the other people got on. When all

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• Denials: Spencer Morgan Did Not Fart On Models

  Published: September 12, 2007, 3:20 pm

  Tags: Denials, Farting, Fashion Week, Models

  The Observer's Spencer Morgan is being mocked by New York mag's Daily Intel today for his investigative thinkpiece on visiting a model apartment ("No, we're girls, we are not talking about politics....

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• Guns Don't Kill People, But Farts Might [People Kill People]

  Published: December 4, 2007, 5:18 pm

  Tags: Farting, Gun Control, People Kill People, Upstate New York, Yahoos

  William Hoover might’ve had some Taco Bell or something for dinner before he stopped by the Wheeler’s Beverage Store in Southport, New York on Sunday night, but who’s to say,...

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• Guns Don't Kill People, But Farts Might [People Kill People]

  Published: December 4, 2007, 5:18 pm

  Tags: Farting, Gun Control, People Kill People, Upstate New York, Yahoos

  William Hoover might’ve had some Taco Bell or something for dinner before he stopped by the Wheeler’s Beverage Store in Southport, New York on Sunday night, but who’s to say, really. Witnesses, however, report that whatever Billy-boy ate left an impression on them (and possibly a stain on his pants). Unable to cope with the

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• Farting in Public [del.icio.us]

  Published: February 3, 2008, 3:42 pm

  Tags: Farting Machine Nalts Nalts Wordpress Com Profile Public User Video Www Willvideoforfood Com Www Youtube Com

  Farting in Public - Click here to Subscribe to Nalts! http://youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=nalts http://www.willvideoforfood.com What happens when a teenager brings a fart machine into a library? About this video: http://nalts.wordpress.com/200

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• Subtle Butt: I'll take a case, please

  Published: February 25, 2008, 9:07 am

  Tags: Bodily Functions, Bodilyfunctions, Classroom, Fart Patches, Farting, Fartpatches, Garment Guard, Garmentguard, Gas, Kids, Passing Gas, Passinggas, Subtle Butt, Subtlebutt

  what age I became aware that farting in public was considered rude, but clearly at some point I got it. Like most kids, my friends and I thought passing gas was hilarious, but also sometimes inappropriate and embarrassing. If you could do it silently, that was okay. But you had to keep moving in order to put some distance between yourself and

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• i farts in yor gen'ral direkshun!

  Published: February 26, 2008, 9:00 am

  Tags: Byichc, Cats, Farting, Film, Fromtcf, Kittens, Lolcats, Lolkittehs, Monty Python, Movies

  i farts in yor gen’ral direkshun! tee hee hee picture: dunno source, via our lolcat builder. lol caption: Megan

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• My Hardly a Vacation Vacation

  Published: June 15, 2008, 2:10 pm

  Tags: Personal, Family, Farting Lollipop, Vacation

  when you lick it, you start farting like crazy lol I can’t wait to give it to one of my frat bros lol 118 Im back!!! Thank God

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• MacGyver: Scout Leaders Wouldn't Touch Me

  Published: June 21, 2008, 6:03 am

  Tags: Farting, Gas, Macgyver, Richard Dean Anderson, Richarddeananderson

  Filed under: Break-UpsTMZ.com: Just because MacGyver was a Boy Scout doesn't mean Richard Dean Anderson was too -- because he says he got kicked out of the Scouts for a very, very smelly reason. See Also MacGyver Chops Mullet, Stuffs Gullet ... Read more

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• “Wanted” Star James McAvoy - Relentless Farter?

  Published: July 17, 2008, 12:05 pm

  Tags: Angelina Jolie, Supplements, Wanted, Celebrities, Scottish, James Mcavoy, Relentless Farter, Muscle Gain Supplement, Farting, Boost Figure

  way if you're constantly farting alongside Hollywood superstar and recent mommy of twins Angelina Jolie? This was the predicament Scottish actor and Wanted star James McAvoy was recently in during the shooting days of their highly talked about [...] Read full story ... Related Entries: So much for the stay-at-home mom

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