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Today's Fresh Blogs...| The Unfortunate Event of a Fart |
| Published: November 20, 2006, 6:32 am |
| Tags: Humour, Short, Fart, Work, Short Stories, Life, Stories, Literature, Farts, Farting, Short Story |
| worked in and if I needed to fart when I first got in I knew the stench would last till the top.I walked across the cark park, which was about 2 levels below ground floor. Now this elevator could hold about 30 people. It was huge. A lot of people got on the ground floor, I would say about 20-25 people. So now knowing that I wouldn't need to fart |
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| Going Dutch |
| Published: September 12, 2007, 9:54 am |
| Tags: Fart, Picture, Lolcat, Cheezburger, I Can Has Cheezburger, Cat, Funny, Blogging, General, Life, Blog, Cats, Humour |
| I visit I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? a few times a week, what can I say - I’m a cat lover - so that is how I am justifying all the visits I make to the site. . . This one made me laugh out loud, and thus I feel the need to share it [...] |
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| Clips: Did Whoopi Goldberg Have A Vaginal Spasm On 'The View'? |
| Published: September 27, 2007, 12:00 pm |
| Tags: Clips, Fart, Queef, The View, Whoopi Goldberg |
| newVideoPlayer("viewspasm.flv", 475, 376); This morning on The View, Whoopi Goldberg was in the middle of making an articulate statement about the Supreme Court when all of a sudden she shot up and... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] |
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| Cultural Oddsmaker: Who Will Be The Next Athlete To Have A Kinky Sex Fetish Revealed? |
| Published: September 28, 2007, 3:25 pm |
| Tags: Animal Fisting, Annika Sorenstam, Cultural Oddsmaker, Derek Jeter, Fart Hammer, Here Comes Iguchi, Oscar De La Hoya, Partial Unbirthing, Peyton Manning |
| AJ Daulerio's Cultural Oddsmaker runs every Friday. Email him to let him know what you think. There's something about guys dressing in drag that, for whatever reason, is frowned upon. Oscar De La... |
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| Cultural Oddsmaker: Who Will Be The Next Athlete To Have A Kinky Sex Fetish Revealed? |
| Published: September 28, 2007, 3:25 pm |
| Tags: Animal Fisting, Annika Sorenstam, Cultural Oddsmaker, Derek Jeter, Fart Hammer, Here Comes Iguchi, Oscar De La Hoya, Partial Unbirthing, Peyton Manning |
| her caddie found some of her Fart Hammer pornography collection in her golf bag. The caddie was substantially paid off to keep quiet, but there's more money for him elsewhere if he gives up the details. |
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| Allahpundit’s Latest Brain Fart |
| Published: October 2, 2007, 11:25 pm |
| Tags: Allahpundit Full Of Hubris, Lance, Allahpundit, Bloviated, Brain, Fart, Hot Air, Hubris, Jawa Report, Poltroon |
| Below are dueling blogger opinions about Allahpundit, Hot Air’s bloviated poltroon of hubris and, yes, hot air. Ragnar Danneskjold, Unrepentant Whore at The JAWA Report wrote: “I like AllahPundit. I like him a lot. Frankly, I think he’s one of the smartest bloggers out there, but on this score, he’s out to |
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| Dancing With The Stars Contestant FARTS Video |
| Published: October 30, 2007, 9:05 pm |
| Tags: Television, Humor, Dancing With The Stars Fart |
| Nice Dancing with the Stars fart video to start the day. The actual passing of the gas doesn't happen until near the end when Indy 500 driver Helio Castroneves finishes dancing with Julianne Hough. While all the phone numbers and junk are being given, Julianne Hough launches an air biscuit and laughs. It's on the video with about 10 seconds |
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| It Came From the Woods |
| Published: October 31, 2007, 10:43 am |
| Tags: Nature Ecology, Humor, The Fart Sutra |
| Go visit Windywillow for Trees of Halloween. Then continue down the page for Trees and Fruit of Autumn: a two-part Festival of the Trees! Each slice of the pumpkin carver’s knife lets a little more darkness out. The stringy remnants of Jack’s brain dangle like strands of spider web, or errant vines of some sinister creeper… |
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| Win-win |
| Published: November 6, 2007, 1:46 pm |
| Tags: Personal Political, The Fart Sutra |
| In some parts of Africa, the Chicago Bears won the 2007 Super Bowl, and the Colorado Rockies, the Arizona Diamondbacks, and the Cleveland Indians all won the 2007 World Series. It’s true! I read it in the newspaper. And it’s funny, because for years, internationally minded folks have criticized major-league baseball for calling a |
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| Keep Noxious Farts at Bay with the Gas Grabber [Mojo Filter] |
| Published: November 21, 2007, 12:30 pm |
| Tags: Butt Pad, Fart Protector, Farts, Gas Grabber, Mojo Filter |
| lord. Someone has invented a fart protector. After you've eaten the Thanksgiving turkey equivalent of a horse, some of that tryptophan is going to eventually turn into methane, and you're going to need some serious butt protection like this. This patented Gas Grabber anal pad uses activated charcoal to neutralize those toxic fumes, sparing all of |
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| Man Banned From Breaking Wind in a Club |
| Published: December 5, 2007, 8:01 am |
| Tags: Odd News, Sports, Fart, Funny |
| a bit windy - I am an old fart now.” He said he had to leave the club about three times a night and added “I think someone has complained about the noise. I am a loud farter, but there is no smell.” Source: BBC |
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| Aren't You Glad You're Not At That Art World Clusterfuck Right Now? [Fart] |
| Published: December 10, 2007, 5:00 pm |
| Tags: Damien Hirst, Fart, Washington Post |
| This is "Santa With Butt Plug," a 25-foot high bronze statue sculpted by artist Paul McCarthy for the city of Rotterdam. I just picked it out to illustrate a post I am doing on Art Basel, the Miami... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] |
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| Subtle Butt Gas Neutralizers Kill Farts Dead [Mojo Filter] |
| Published: December 21, 2007, 9:30 pm |
| Tags: Fart, Fart Protector, Gas, Mojo Filter, Neutralizer, Subtle Butt |
| a patent application for a fart protector, but patent applications wont help that fat guy in the Mexican restaurant when the beans start kicking in. Fortunately, help is on the way in the form of an actual product called Subtle Butt. Like the patent application, Subtle Butt uses activated carbon/charcoal to neutralize noxious fumes. It also |
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