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• Evening Purge: Go And See The Simpsons Movie Already, Guys!

  Published: July 30, 2007, 7:04 pm

  Tags: End Of Days, Evening Purge, Happy Hour, Here S The Cache, Hillary Clinton, Modern Love, Rudy Giuliani

  Now that we have all these people working for Jezebel who actually wake up on time to do their posts the end-of-day roundup of shit we didn't get to during the work day falls upon me. Think of it as... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Evening Purge: So Did You Hear The One About My Drinking Problem?

  Published: July 31, 2007, 7:19 pm

  Tags: Evening Purge

  Hi, I'm back. The market is down, apparently because people like me press "ignore" on their cell phones approximately 89 times a day because we don't really have much to say to our creditors. It's... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Evening Purge: The World Sucks And We're Off To A Staff Meeting. But Yay, Happy Hour!

  Published: August 1, 2007, 7:12 pm

  Tags: Evening Purge

  The markets were bummed all day, then shot up at the end of the day when they finally realized the old Wall Street Journal wouldn't be around to point out the economy's shitty fundamentals or, like,... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Evening Purge: Eyewitnesses Agree: Real Life "Like A Movie"

  Published: August 2, 2007, 7:45 pm

  Tags: Evening Purge

  Sometimes we accuse the market of being out of touch with reality, but today, it rallied for a very real reason, which is obviously because the bridge collapse in Minneapolis has turned taxpayer... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Evening Purge: Iraq Loses Guns Faster Than We Lose Credit Cards

  Published: August 6, 2007, 8:01 pm

  Tags: Evening Purge

  The stock market went totally fucking nuts today, in keeping with my terrible mood. I went to pick up some performing-enhancing meds this afternoon in the wretched heat and decided this was blog day... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Evening Purge: Obama Girl Stars In Sexy Video, And Other Shit I Am Pretty Sure We've Seen Before

  Published: August 8, 2007, 7:00 pm

  Tags: Evening Purge

  Ever heard that long-winded version of "duh" that goes: "History repeats itself"?? Like with Agyness Deyn and Roxette, or the great Ottoman empire tulip bubble and our high-interest loan-fueled... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Evening Purge: It's 1992 Again And We Are Kinda Okay With That

  Published: August 9, 2007, 6:50 pm

  Tags: Evening Purge

  The market sucked hard and foreigners are regretting ever having anything to do with our economy. Candidate Clinton is coming under fire for talking out of both sides of her mouth re nukes but the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Evening Purge: Perez Is Robert Novak To Spencer Pratt's Karl Rove, And Other Dubiously-Connected News Items

  Published: August 13, 2007, 7:51 pm

  Tags: Evening Purge

  It was a day of victory for Republicans you've never heard of, and defeat for Republicans you know all too well. It was a day we spent entirely too much time trying to construct a sentence... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Evening Purge: Please Excuse Us If We Sound Macabre, But The News Somehow Wasn't Particularly Uplifting

  Published: August 14, 2007, 7:33 pm

  Tags: Evening Purge

  Is the news somehow goth today? Is the whole world on a Morrissey kick? Don Rumsfeld's favorite word was the theme of all the stuff we read-but-didn't-read today. Did we mention we're going to Israel... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Evening Purge: A Russian Lady Set Fire To Her Ex-Husband's Privates, And Other Uplifting News

  Published: August 23, 2007, 7:07 pm

  Tags: Evening Purge

  Hey folks. I'm finally back from the Holy Land. I would have told you all about today, but it's still a little too raw and intense and also obscured by open bar-cum-hash-cum-Ambien-cum-Adderall to... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Evening Purge: Senator Craig Has Never Been Gay, And Other Things That Make So Much Sense

  Published: August 28, 2007, 7:30 pm

  Tags: Ahmadinejad, Barack Obama, Evening Purge, Fidel Castro, Hillary Clinton, Iran, Iraq, Jason Wahler, Larry Craig

  Senator Craigslist says that not only is he not gay, he has never been gay, including when he was arrested three months ago and also back in 1982 when he had to deny he was gay on account of all the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Evening Purge: Juliette Lewis Is In Jerusalem For Some Reason, And Sometimes Life Isn't Fair

  Published: August 29, 2007, 7:30 pm

  Tags: Evening Purge

  The market totally rallied today, especially Apple, which meant the rich got richer! How very appropriate for the second anniversary of such an historic occasion of poor getting poorer! In other... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Evening Purge: 50 Cent Is In Favor Of Feminism, Cheating Husbands, Whatever...

  Published: August 30, 2007, 8:15 pm

  Tags: Evening Purge

  50 Cent on the next leader of the free world: "I'd like to see Hillary Clinton be president. It would be nice to see a woman be the actual president and ... this is a way for us to have Bill Clinton... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Evening Purge - Fashion Week Edition: A Fashion Accessory For All Seasons: Ex-Lax, Mints & Vomit Bags

  Published: September 6, 2007, 8:00 pm

  Tags: Crashin Week, Evening Purge Fashion Week Edition, Fashion Week September 2007

  See y'all tomorrow! [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Evening Purge: Future Of Democracy In Iraq Slightly Less Dismal Than Future Of Nicky Hilton's Clothing Line

  Published: September 10, 2007, 8:08 pm

  Tags: Evening Purge

  First Osama, then Britney, and today it was leader of our fearless effort to bring democracy and all it promises to the Middle East General David Petraeus. Hyped performances! Hoped-for comebacks!... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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