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| House of Mirrors: Derek Jeter or Tom Brady? |
| Published: July 29, 2007, 2:00 pm |
| Tags: Bohchris, Sportsgirl365, Eric Horowitz, Derek Jeter, Sooze, House Of Mirrors, Dcscrap, Tom Brady, Theoriginaljd |
| is Tom Brady, hands down.Eric (Shakedown Sports): This is an easy one. I'd be Tom Brady so I don't have to spend three days thinking about the fact that Jessica Biel, Scarlett Johannson, Jessica Alba, Maria Carey, and Jordanna Brewster all left me because of my inability to satisfy a woman.Sooze (Babes Love Baseball): If I were seriously |
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| It's Good To Not Be Pacman Jones |
| Published: July 31, 2007, 3:12 am |
| Tags: Nfl, Pacman Jones, Eric Horowitz, Brandon Jacobs |
| Eric Horowitz, ShakedownSportsWhen Pacman Jones gets into a car, he has police looking to make as much trouble for him as possible. When somebody like Giants running back Brandon Jacobs gets into a car, he can pretty much do whatever he wants. Jacobs hit the gas a little too hard on Route 17 in New Jersey and got pulled over. The police |
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| JoePa May Continue Looking Down From Above |
| Published: August 1, 2007, 2:09 am |
| Tags: Joe Paterno, Eric Horowitz, Penn State, Press Box |
| Eric Horowitz, ShakedownSportsTwo months ago Joe Paterno announced that his Penn State players will help clean up Beaver Stadium after home games. Now it turns out that Paterno might directly reap the benefits of those cleanings. Yesterday the Penn State coach revealed that he is considering coaching from the press box next season."I'm not so |
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| Football and Religion Just Don't Mix |
| Published: August 2, 2007, 3:41 am |
| Tags: Ncaa Football, Iowa State, Jesus, Eric Horowitz |
| Eric Horowitz, ShakedownSportsGene Chizik's plan to get a chaplain for his Iowa State football team is proving more difficult than he could have possibly imagined. The struggle began soon after his public campaign for team chaplain induced 100 professors to sign a petition opposing the idea. The professors claimed it's not proper for a |
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| Some People Shouldn't Be Allowed to Use the Internet |
| Published: August 3, 2007, 2:01 am |
| Tags: Chris Benoit, Eric Horowitz, Ebay |
| Eric Horowitz, ShakedownSportsFrom Mitch Albom's new book, "The Five People You Meet In Hell", comes this person who is attempting to capitalize on the Chris Benoit tragedy. This fellow of questionable moral character is trying to sell the domain names ChrisBenoitTragedy.com, ChrisBenoitOnline.com, and TheOfficialChrisBenoitWebsite.com. Any |
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| Why Can't NFL Teammates Just Get Along? |
| Published: August 7, 2007, 4:55 pm |
| Tags: Nfl, Eagles, Titans, 49ers, Training Camp, Eric Horowitz, Dolphins, Vince Young |
| Eric Horowitz, ShakedownSportsIt seems that this season there has been a rash of teammate on teammate violence at NFL training camps. The most famous was Vince Young's slap to the face of fellow Titan Donnie Nicky, but have been numerous other training camp scuffles. Dolphins linebacker Robert McCune took a few swings at teammate Rex Hadnot, |
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| It's Good to be Lawrence Roberts |
| Published: August 9, 2007, 4:55 pm |
| Tags: Nba, Crystal Hayslett, Hot Girls, Eric Horowitz, Lawrence Roberts, Capitol Hill |
| Eric Horowitz, ShakedownSportsLawrence Roberts may not be playing the NBA next season, but life isn't all bad for the former Grizzlies forward. Not only did Roberts just sign a lucrative two year deal with Greek powerhouse Olympiacos, but he's dating Crystal Hayslett, a former gymnast who was just named the most beautiful woman on Capitol Hill. |
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| Callaway Takes a Three Wood to TaylorMade's Crotch |
| Published: August 10, 2007, 7:55 pm |
| Tags: Callaway, Lawsuits, Eric Horowitz, Golf, Big Bertha |
| Eric Horowitz, ShakedownSportsOh those crazy golf club manufacturers and their lawyers. They love suing more than Phil Mickelson love supersizing. This week Callaway filed a lawsuit claiming that TaylorMade violated its patents on three golf clubs and a covering for a golf ball. Like any good capitalist enterprise, Callaway is demanding |
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| Levi Jones Wants to Know What's Going On |
| Published: September 6, 2007, 8:00 am |
| Tags: Marvin Lewis, Levi Jones, Cincinnati Bengals, Eric Horowitz |
| Eric Horowitz, ShakedownSportsIt's understandable that Levi Jones his upset. The Bengals left tackle signed a 6 year, $40 million contract extension before last season, but he missed the final ten games with a knee injury. Now the Bengals aren't giving him snaps in practice, they're playing him like a backup in pre-season games, and they |
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| Now That's Being Cocky |
| Published: September 12, 2007, 3:00 pm |
| Tags: International Soccer, Eric Horowitz, England, John Terry |
| Eric Horowitz, ShakedownSportsLater today England will take on Russia in an important qualifier for Euro 2008. If England is victorious, it will surely be on account of midfielder John Terry's extreme confidence. When asked about the Russians this week, Terry couldn't name even one player on the team.Even the great Chad Johnson has to be |
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| The Blog Wiser Hot Seat: Eric Horowitz |
| Published: September 14, 2007, 12:17 pm |
| Tags: Stan, Blog Wiser Hot Seat, Interview, Eric Horowitz, Rupert |
| man, the myth, the legend: Eric Horowitz of Shakedown Sports fame. As you may or may not know, Eric is the kid brother to the Beastie Boy Ad Rock and is making his own waves as an up and coming blogger/sportswriter (Just kidding about the Beastie Boys part). If you haven't checked him out, get in there before he blows up. Eric was recently |
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| WHO WANTS TO BE A FIESTA BOWL QUEEN? |
| Published: September 20, 2007, 9:36 am |
| Tags: Ncaa Football, Fiesta Bowl, Random Girls, Eric Horowitz |
| Eric Horowitz, ShakedownSportsAre you a Southwestern female between the ages of 19 and 23? Have your hopes been crushed by not qualifying for any of the 27 Arizona state beauty pageants? There's still hope. The Fiesta Bowl Queen and Court Scholarship Program wants you. If chosen, you'll get the chance to attend the Fiesta Bowl, the Fiesta |
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| WHY PACMAN JONES DOESN'T PLAY CRICKET |
| Published: September 22, 2007, 11:09 am |
| Tags: Cricket, Eric Horowitz, Paul Collingwood |
| Eric Horowitz, ShakedownSportsIt looks like Roger Goodell isn't the only sports disciplinarian with a disdain for strip clubs. This week English cricket player Paul Collingwood was fined 1,000 pounds for visiting a lap dancing bar during a cricket tournament.The real bad news for Collingwood is that he can't even say the nighttime |
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| SUN DEVILS VICTORIES ARE F-ING AMAZING |
| Published: September 25, 2007, 12:07 am |
| Tags: Rudy Carpenter, Eric Horowitz, College Football, Profanity |
| Eric Horowitz, ShakedownSportsOn Saturday Arizona State fell behind Oregon State 19-0, but fought back to win 44-32. After the game Sun Devils quarterback Rudy Carpenter was fittingly pumped up---so pumped up he let an f-bomb slip during a live radio interview.Carpenter was asked a question about how the team came back. He eventually |
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| WINNING WOULD BE, LIKE, TOTALLY OK WITH MATT LEINART |
| Published: October 3, 2007, 10:09 am |
| Tags: Nfl, Matt Leinart, Brynn Cameron, Eric Horowitz, Cardinals |
| Eric Horowitz, ShakedownSportsBy now most people have heard about Matt Leinart's ambivalence towards winning football games. Those people, for the most part, have come to the realization that Leinart is an idiot. Even Peter King railed him in his Tuesday Monday Morning Quarterback. For those who haven't read it, here's the money quote."If I'm |
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