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| Nine Year Old Footie: He Just Needs Some Tiny Hooligans |
| Published: August 2, 2007, 11:10 am |
| Tags: Epl, Manchester United, Nine Year Old Footie, Soccer |
| In case you haven't seen this kid yet, this is a nine-year-old who just signed a contract with Manchester United. It's the Reggie Bush kid, but, you know, not using his hands. And now Man U has... |
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| Nine Year Old Footie: He Just Needs Some Tiny Hooligans |
| Published: August 2, 2007, 11:10 am |
| Tags: Epl, Manchester United, Nine Year Old Footie, Soccer |
| In case you haven't seen this kid yet, this is a nine-year-old who just signed a contract with Manchester United. It's the Reggie Bush kid, but, you know, not using his hands. And now Man U has signed him. Freddy Adu's a geezer fogey, really. |
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| In Brief: David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin ... |
| Published: August 6, 2007, 2:20 pm |
| Tags: David Hirshey The Closer, Epl, Soccer |
| David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. Here is his preview of the upcoming EPL season, which begins August 11. Lately, I've been fantasizing about what it would be like to be... |
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| In Brief: David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin ... |
| Published: August 6, 2007, 2:20 pm |
| Tags: David Hirshey The Closer, Epl, Soccer |
| along comes the start of the EPL season to give us a reason to live. (more after the jump)You remember the EPL? A bunch of fine young lads who would just as soon settle an argument with a pitching wedge as a Socratic debate. And now that my SECOND favorite team West Ham is Jew-nited --Berkovic and Benayoun will always have a seat at my seder |
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| David Hirshey Is The Closer: Your Essential EPL Preview |
| Published: August 6, 2007, 2:20 pm |
| Tags: David Hirshey The Closer, Epl, Soccer |
| David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. Here is his preview of the upcoming EPL season, which begins August 11. Lately, I've been fantasizing about what it would be like to be... |
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| David Hirshey Is The Closer: Your Essential EPL Preview |
| Published: August 6, 2007, 2:20 pm |
| Tags: David Hirshey The Closer, Epl, Soccer |
| along comes the start of the EPL season to give us a reason to live. (more after the jump)You remember the EPL? A bunch of fine young lads who would just as soon settle an argument with a pitching wedge as a Socratic debate. And now that my SECOND favorite team West Ham is Jew-nited --Berkovic and Benayoun will always have a seat at my seder |
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| Sussman Will Never Be Mistaken For The Closer: It's Like, Major League Soccer, Only Overseas And Interesting |
| Published: August 12, 2007, 12:50 pm |
| Tags: Epl, Soccer, Sussman Will Never Be Mistaken For The Closer |
| By popular demand: Recapping the first weekend of Premier League soccer action, without having a damn clue what I'm even writing, despite having Hirshey's EPL preview open in a separate... |
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| Sussman Will Never Be Mistaken For The Closer: It's Like, Major League Soccer, Only Overseas And Interesting |
| Published: August 12, 2007, 12:50 pm |
| Tags: Epl, Soccer, Sussman Will Never Be Mistaken For The Closer |
| despite having Hirshey's EPL preview open in a separate window: Arsenal 2-1 Fulham -- One of the league favorites almost escaped instant British shame after Fulham took the lead 52 seconds in on a goalkeeper blunder. But the Gunners scored two goals in the final eight minutes of regulation. It's sort of like buying a video game for the |
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| David Hirshey Is The Closer: Trying Hard To Be Pure Of Spirit |
| Published: August 13, 2007, 1:03 pm |
| Tags: David Hirshey The Closer, Epl, Soccer, Wayne Rooney |
| David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. While I harbor no love for his team or his coach -- who, until the Special One came along, was the most insufferable blowhard in the Prem... |
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| Orgies: Nothing Says The EPL Like A Botched Orgy |
| Published: August 13, 2007, 4:10 pm |
| Tags: Epl, Orgies, Soccer |
| recently promoted to the EPL, has a player named Gary O'Connor, and to celebrate the start of the EPL season, he and his fellow BC buddies had a bit of shindig. They would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't have been for the fact that they're assholes. The orgy turned ugly when 2.7million-rated O'Connor--whose pregnant fianc e |
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| David Hirshey Is The Closer: Trying Hard To Be Pure Of Spirit |
| Published: August 13, 2007, 1:03 pm |
| Tags: David Hirshey The Closer, Epl, Soccer, Wayne Rooney |
| David Hirshey writes regularly for Deadspin about soccer. While I harbor no love for his team or his coach -- who, until the Special One came along, was the most insufferable blowhard in the Prem -- I take no great joy in Wayne Rooney's latest mishap. (OK, some joy: I like the irony that England's two biggest soccer brands-- Beckham and Rooney |
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| Orgies: Nothing Says The EPL Like A Botched Orgy |
| Published: August 13, 2007, 4:10 pm |
| Tags: Epl, Orgies, Soccer |
| You know, if you can't trust a soccer player to behave himself during an orgy with his teammates and prostitutes, sheesh, who can you trust? Birmingham City, one of the teams recently promoted to... |
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| Simpsons Quotes Apply To Everything In Life: And Miss, What Does The "P" Stand For Again? |
| Published: August 18, 2007, 5:25 pm |
| Tags: Eat Your Heart Out Hirshey, Epl, Simpsons Quotes Apply To Everything In Life, We Nothing Not Accommodating |
| the Arizona Cardinals of the EPL, always finding a way to lose? Despite Nicolas Anelka goal in the 12th minute, the Blues had three men score for them, including some guy named Kanu. Bolton has yet to score a point in League play. Reading 1-0 Everton--Reading scored the upset of the day, knocking off Everton 1-nil. "It was a schoolboy goal we |
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| Simpsons Quotes Apply To Everything In Life: And Miss, What Does The "P" Stand For Again? |
| Published: August 18, 2007, 5:25 pm |
| Tags: Eat Your Heart Out Hirshey, Epl, Simpsons Quotes Apply To Everything In Life, We Nothing Not Accommodating |
| I don't know much about soccer. I'm not going to pretend to know much about soccer. But if the masses want some Prem League recaps, they are going to get some Prem League recaps. I hope it's... |
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| Epl: Sclemeel! Schmeichel! Hasenfeffer Incorporated! |
| Published: August 25, 2007, 3:00 pm |
| Tags: Epl, Soccer |
| Taking a gander at some of Saturday's Premier League results... Arsenal 1-0 Manchester City -- Well, so much for starting off the year with four straight wins. Arsenal broke the scoreless tie with... |
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