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• Dept. Of I Went Back To Ohio, And My Hooker Was Gone: Which Congressman From Ohio Uses Hookers?

  Published: July 26, 2007, 5:20 pm

  Tags: Dc Madam, Dept Of I Went Back To Ohio And My Hooker Was Gone, Endless Cummer, Gop, Hookers, John Boehner, Larry Flynt, Republicans

  The answer, of course, is ALL OF THEM, but what we really mean is “Which member of the Ohio delegation in the House has also ordered hookers from the DC Madam?” Larry Flynt is supposedly...

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• Dept. Of We Are All Mark Foley: The Whole Country Has Semen On Its Dress

  Published: July 26, 2007, 1:08 pm

  Tags: Bush Administration, Dept Of We Are All Mark Foley, Endless Cummer, Funny Pictures, George W Bush, Impeachment, Monicagate

  If any members of Congress were driving on the I-80 in Berkeley yesterday, they may have seen this hilarious sign that makes the argument that, uh, somebody came on our dress. So it’s time for...

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• In Brief: Some kids chemically burned a giant penis-testicles ...

  Published: July 30, 2007, 12:25 pm

  Tags: Endless Cummer, Governor Penis, Quicklinks

  Some kids chemically burned a giant penis-testicles set on the grassy knoll of the Idaho governor’s mansion, and somebody apparently noticed. It’s art! [Boise Weekly]

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• Dept. Of If Hell Needs A First Lady ...: Meet Rudy Giuliani's Latest Wife

  Published: July 30, 2007, 4:09 pm

  Tags: 2008, 9 11, Adultery, Crazies, Dept Of If Hell Needs A First Lady, Divorce, Endless Cummer, Gop, Harpies, Judi Giuliani, Nuts, Republicans, Rudy Giuliani, Vanity Fair

  Judith Giuliani used to be a poor gal from a small Pennsylvania town, but she clawed her up and over the corpses of various ex-husbands until she found New York fascist mayor Rudy G. and tore apart...

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• Dept. Of Alternative Lifestyles: Diaperman David Vitter's Fave Local Hooker Says DC Madam Ran Whore Ring

  Published: July 31, 2007, 2:08 pm

  Tags: David Vitter, Dc Madam, Dept Of Alternative Lifestyles, Diaperman, Endless Cummer, Gop, Hookers, Republicans, Rudy Giuliani, Senate, Wtop

  Is there anybody who actually believes DC Madam Deborah Jeane Palfrey didn’t run a high-priced prostitution service? Of course not, but Palfrey’s lawyers have been using the pretty clever...

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• Dept. Of Religious Studies: Wacky Baptist Preacher Arrested For Dozens of Sex/Drug Crimes

  Published: August 1, 2007, 1:55 pm

  Tags: Dept Of Religious Studies, Endless Cummer, Perverts, Preachers, Wtop

  Meet Wonkette’s new favorite Baptist preacher and Christian Radio deejay, 58-year-old Tommy Tester of Bristol, Virginia. He was just hanging out at a car wash, in Tennessee, drunk and high,...

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• In Brief: Former NYC Mayor Ed Koch talks blowjobs. ...

  Published: August 2, 2007, 2:23 pm

  Tags: Endless Cummer, How'm I Doing, Quicklinks

  Former NYC Mayor Ed Koch talks blowjobs. [Time Out]

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• Dept. Of It Could Happen To Any Of Us!: Ohhhh, You Didn't Mention He Was a Big Scary Black Guy Who Scared You

  Published: August 3, 2007, 1:49 pm

  Tags: 2008, Blowjobs, Bob Allen, Dept Of It Could Happen To Any Of Us, Endless Cummer, Florida, Gop, John Mccain, Republicans, Walnuts

  New details have emerged in the generally scuzzy case of Florida legislator Bob Allen (R-McCain Campaign Co-Chairman) who was arrested after allegedly offering to both suck off some guy in a park...

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• The Boys Of Cummer Dept.: Indiana Perv Busted for Heading Young Republicans

  Published: August 8, 2007, 10:16 am

  Tags: Blowjobs, Endless Cummer, Feature, Gay, Glenn Murphy, Indiana, Republicans, Scandal, Sex, The Boys Of Cummer Dept, Top, Young Republicans

  Glenn Murphy, Jr. is our latest addition to the Endless Cummer Cavalcade of Pervs! The Clark County, Indiana GOP Chair was recently elected Young Republican National Federation Chair and so it was...

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• Dept. Of Cocksucker Blues: Bob Allen Swears He's Not Racist, Not Queer, Just Likes Park Bathrooms

  Published: August 9, 2007, 12:49 pm

  Tags: Bob Allen, Dept Of Cocksucker Blues, Endless Cummer, Florida, Gays, Gop, John Mccain, Racists, Republicans

  Florida state Representative Bob Allen had a bright future as one of President Jeb Bush’s many homosexual cabinet members, but he ruined it all for the chance of another blowjob in the park...

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• Dept. Of Cocksucker Blues: Bob Allen Swears He's Not Racist, Not Queer, Just Likes Park Bathrooms

  Published: August 9, 2007, 12:49 pm

  Tags: Bob Allen, Dept Of Cocksucker Blues, Endless Cummer, Florida, Gays, Gop, John Mccain, Racists, Republicans

  Florida state Representative Bob Allen had a bright future as one of President Jeb Bush’s many homosexual cabinet members, but he ruined it all for the chance of another blowjob in the park restroom. Sticking to the David Vitter “just keep denying everything no matter how absurd it sounds” script, Allen continues to deny he

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• Dept. Of American Revolutions: Republican YouTube Debate To Finally End Miserable Democracy Experiment

  Published: August 10, 2007, 2:52 pm

  Tags: 2008, Apocalypse, Debates, Dept Of American Revolutions, Endless Cummer, Gop, Republicans, Ron Paul, Walnuts, Youtube

  This stunning “YouTube question” is titled “Re: You Choose ‘08 Spotlight: Ron Paul on Monetary Policy,” and will surely invigorate the CNN/YouTube Republican debate next...

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• Dept. Of American Revolutions: Republican YouTube Debate To Finally End Miserable Democracy Experiment

  Published: August 10, 2007, 2:52 pm

  Tags: 2008, Apocalypse, Debates, Dept Of American Revolutions, Endless Cummer, Gop, Republicans, Ron Paul, Walnuts, Youtube

  This stunning “YouTube question” is titled “Re: You Choose ‘08 Spotlight: Ron Paul on Monetary Policy,” and will surely invigorate the CNN/YouTube Republican debate next month. While only Walnuts! McCain and Ron Paul are supposedly showing up to the stupid event, a lot of videos like this — pudgy guys touching

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• But He's Just Scared Of Black People!: Florida legislator and public-bathroom menace ...

  Published: August 15, 2007, 3:21 pm

  Tags: But He S Just Scared Of Black People, Endless Cummer, Quicklinks

  Florida legislator and public-bathroom menace Bob Allen has been thrown off his committees, but still won’t resign. [Orlando Sentinel]

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• Cocksucker Blues: After getting arrested for soliciting a cop ...

  Published: August 16, 2007, 5:35 pm

  Tags: Cocksucker Blues, Endless Cummer, Quicklinks

  After getting arrested for soliciting a cop in a public bathroom and saying racist things about Blacks and Cubans and losing his committee seats, Florida Republican Bob Allen is optimistic about Bob Allen and “the politics” and, uhm, hugging — “I’m waiting for the politics to say it’s OK to hug Bob Allen again

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