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| Lindsay Lohan Most Likely to Escape Felony Cocaine Charges |
| Published: August 22, 2007, 9:03 am |
| Tags: Trainwrecks, Dumb Bitches, Celebs Amp Amp Drugs, Celebs In Rehab, Lindsay Lohan, Wtf, Celebrities The Law |
| Well doesn’t this just figure. It just goes to show that if you are a high profile celebrity and have the money to fund a powerful attorney that you can probably avoid multiple felony drug charges. From TMZ.com: Law enforcement sources tell TMZ there is a “strong possibility” the Los Angeles County District Attorney’s |
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| Britney is Determined to be a Failure |
| Published: August 22, 2007, 1:53 pm |
| Tags: Crazies, Dumb Bitches, Celebrity Morons, Britney Spears |
| Britney Spears is bound and determined to be a f*** up. She was a no show at Timbaland’s studio in Virginia Beach recently after he set aside a week to work with her on a new song that Justin Timberlake had wrote just for her. The song was to be a duet between Spears and Timberlake. The two would have recorded their parts separately |
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| Blowhan Gets One Lousy Day in Jail |
| Published: August 23, 2007, 6:25 pm |
| Tags: Trainwrecks, Dumb Bitches, Crazies, Celebrity Morons, Celebs Amp Amp Drugs, Controversy, Lindsay Lohan, Celebrities The Law |
| Lindsay Lohan and her slick attorneys struck a deal by pleading no contest to two counts of DUI. Normally a second offender would serve four days in jail but the judge cut that down to two days if she performed 10 days of community service. Lindsay also received ‘credit’ for time served after she was arrested. (WTF!?) She plead |
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| Lindsay Lohan Sluts it up in Rehab |
| Published: August 27, 2007, 4:39 am |
| Tags: Celebrity Hook Ups, Dumb Bitches, Crazies, Trainwrecks, Celebs In Rehab, Lindsay Lohan, Celebrity Sex, Attention Whores |
| It seems Lindsay Lohan is having no problem getting some in rehab. And no, I’m not talking about coke although she’s probably getting some of that too. Lindsay was reportedly caught getting frisky with another patient in a bathroom stall of the rehabilitation center. What a classy broad. A source told News of the World, |
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| Britney Could Have Recorded ‘Umbrella’ |
| Published: August 29, 2007, 9:20 am |
| Tags: Dumb Bitches, Celebrity Morons, Music, Rihanna, Britney Spears |
| Britney Spears could have been the one to record Rihanna’s number one hit, ‘Umbrella’, but she turned it down. Producer Tricky Stewart created the track with hopes that Spears would be the one to record the song. (Was he high?!) British singer/songwriter Taio Cruz says Tricky told him of his plans. Cruz says, “I was |
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| Street Racing May Have Played Part in Nick Hogan Accident |
| Published: August 29, 2007, 4:19 pm |
| Tags: Celebrity Accidents, Nick Hogan, Dumb Bitches, Celebrity Tragedy, Celebrity Morons, Celebrity Victims |
| TMZ is reporting that that several witnesses claim that not only was Nick Hogan’s Toyota Supra screaming down the street moments before his accident, but that a Silver Dodge Viper was involved as well. And not only the Viper, but there may have been other vehicles at the scene too. A rep for Clearwater Police Dept. spoke with TMZ about the |
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| Lindsay Tests Positive for Drugs in Rehab |
| Published: August 29, 2007, 3:26 pm |
| Tags: Celebrity Hook Ups, Dumb Bitches, Who Cares, Celebrity Morons, Celebrity Sex, Celebs Amp Amp Drugs, Lindsay Lohan |
| with all the warnings this dumb snatch gets? It seems no one, not even the law, can make good on their threats. No wonder bitch is a raging coke whore! |
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| Fuggin’ Crazy Ho! |
| Published: August 29, 2007, 6:43 pm |
| Tags: Dumb Bitches, Crazies, That S Gross, Weird Bodyparts, Trainwrecks, Britney Spears, Attention Whores, Wtf, Wardrobe Malfunctions |
| Will Someone please Spear Britney? She’s disgusting, repulsive and a complete mess. Not even a hot one. She’s a cold clammy wet mess in ugly boots. Source: CelebUtopia.net |
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| Bitch Leaves Her Bitch $12 Million |
| Published: August 30, 2007, 7:39 am |
| Tags: Dumb Bitches, Crazies, Assholes, That S Hollywood, Celebrity Pets, Celebrity Deaths, Dead Celebrities, Wtf |
| The contents of Leona Helmsley’s will were made public earlier this week and stunning they are. Well, sorta. She is the Queen of Mean you know. She left her dog, a Maltese, a whopping $12 million trust fund. ‘Trouble’ is going to be a very pampered pup for the rest of her life. Helmsley’s brother Alvin Rosenthal was |
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| Nick Hogan’s Moronic Interview with Rides Magazine |
| Published: August 30, 2007, 3:24 pm |
| Tags: Celebrity Accidents, Nick Hogan, Hulk Hogan, Dumb Bitches, Oh Stfu, Wtf, Interviews, Controversy |
| In an ironic twist, an interview with Nick Hogan is running in the September issue of Rides magazine. And the timing couldn’t be more perfect..or not. I really don’t need to have much of an introduction to this article. It pretty much speaks for itself. I’m sure you’ll be disgusted. Here are a few highlight |
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| Gisele Bundchen’s Baby Gift to Bridget Moynahan |
| Published: September 4, 2007, 9:00 am |
| Tags: Gisele Bundchen, Bridget Moynahan, Homewreckers, Dumb Bitches, Celebrity Babies, Wtf |
| So…you tell me. If you were Bridget Moynahan would you be pissed if Gisele Bundchen gave you a onesie with the word ‘Supermodel’ on it for your kid? Apparently it’s true. Bundchen purchased the gift during the same phone call in which Tom Brady also bought a gift from Petit Tresor, a chic baby boutique. Every time she |
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| Breaking News: Tommy Lee is a Slut! |
| Published: September 5, 2007, 2:19 pm |
| Tags: Crazies, That S Gross, Assholes, Celebrity Sluts, Dumb Bitches, That S Hollywood, Wtf, Celebrity Morons, Trainwrecks, Hollywood Hookups, Celebrity Sex |
| It’s not like we don’t already know what a man whore Tommy Lee is. He’s always hooking up with trashy bimbos and sometimes even transsexuals. Nothing I hear about this guy shocks me. So what did he do this time? He managed to piss off everyone at Dune in the Hamptons on Sunday night when he full on starting porking some slut |
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| Britney’s Too Easy to Pick Apart |
| Published: September 7, 2007, 9:52 am |
| Tags: Dumb Bitches, Fashion Disasters, Britney Spears |
| Britney Spears is such a train wreck that it’s quite easy to rip her apart. Not that I like to do that sort of thing (whatever) or anything. Britney in particular is just an easy subject to scrutinize. She thrives on it. Pick any photo of Brit and there is something that stands out. Just like the “What’s Wrong With This |
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| Foxy Brown Sentenced to 1 YEAR in Prison! |
| Published: September 7, 2007, 7:41 pm |
| Tags: Crazies, Dumb Bitches, Foxy Brown, Funny Shit, Celebrities The Law |
| HA! Mf’n HA! That bitch finally gets what’s been coming to her. Foxy Brown was sentenced to ONE YEAR in jail today after violating parole numerous times. From MTV: Spokesman Jack Ryan told MTV News that Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Melissa Jackson held a “lengthy” hearing in which she scolded the rapper for not abiding |
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| The Truth Behind the Britney Spears Comeback from Hell |
| Published: September 11, 2007, 2:19 pm |
| Tags: Publicity Stunts, Lip Syncing Celebs, Concerts, Who Cares, Dumb Bitches, All Washed Up, Celebrity Sluts, Comebacks, Crazies, Trainwrecks, Celebrity Morons, Drunk Celebrities, Controversy, Celebs In Bikinis, Fashion Disasters, Celebrity Weight, Vegas, Wtf, Celebrity Royal T |
| Sure, Britney Spears might be trying to blame Sarah Silverman and everyone else for her poor performance at the VMAs Sunday, but the truth is, she caused her own demise. According to Page Six, Britney not only showed up for the event late, she also had a cocktail in hand. Britney was supposed to be at a live rehearsal Saturday at 1pm. She |
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