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• FULMER CUPDATE 7/31/07:THE HOME STRETCH

  Published: July 31, 2007, 12:30 pm

  Tags: All Conference, Drankin, Fulmer Cup, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri

  This week’s big board update, courtesy of Brian as always. Addenda–many, many addenda–follow, along with apologies and arbitrary awarding and subtraction of points as always. Six is a magic number. The DWI for Sergio Kindle of the Longhorns this week pushes Texas into a deadlock for the sixth spot on the big board, jamming four

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• THE DENNIS ERICKSON SHOW

  Published: August 1, 2007, 12:10 pm

  Tags: Drankin, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  Fuzzy WTPE logo fades from the screen. The scene changes to a seated Dennis Erickson, cigarette in one hand, tumbler filled with ice and brown liquid in the other. He is wearing white Bermuda shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and boat shoes. He sits just to the right of center screen. A table and an empty chair sit opposite him. He speaks. Sundays, 3 or

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• DRUNK LADIES! COCKTAILS FOR YOUR TEAM, 2007.

  Published: August 8, 2007, 9:03 am

  Tags: Blog Buddies, Drankin, Wannstache, Big 10 Conference, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big East Conference, Pacific 10 Conference, Southeastern Conference

  We occasionally like to bring a feminine touch to the site, and not just by wearing the customary orange and blue panties and garter belt we blog in day in and day out. (Your breakfast just wound up on the keyboard. Again: we didn’t ask for these powers!) The ladies from the appropriately named Ladies… took our challenge of stating

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• FULMER CUPDATE, 8/13/07: WE'RE TOTALLY BEHIND EDITION

  Published: August 13, 2007, 2:44 pm

  Tags: Fndc, Drankin, Fulmer Cup, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  The big board, where much changes but like sound and fury, it signifies nothing. A passel of updates, corrections, and 100% more guaranteed errors following the big board. (HT, again, to Brian.) The Alex Lowe Award goes this week to the fastest climber in the count: Duke, whose Michael Tauiliili was arrested for… “…a litany

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• WEEKEND BY THE BOTTLE, PER YOUR SOMMELIER

  Published: September 7, 2007, 2:55 pm

  Tags: Blog Buddies, Notre Dame, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Drankin, Blood Blood Blood, Mid Major Conferences, Big 10 Conference, Big 12 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big East Conference, Pacific 10 Conference, College Football, Sou

  Glug ‘n football The match between football and beverages goes back as far as time immemorial, or at least to the first college football game, which as we all know was on September 8, 1990, when Florida beat Oklahoma State 50-7 in Steve Spurrier’s first game. At that game fans brought beer, whiskey, vodka, gin, rum, industrial

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• SEAN GLENNON IS NAUSEATED.

  Published: September 10, 2007, 3:28 pm

  Tags: Drankin, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference

  …and so is his friend. Again, athletic directors of the world, please continue to NOT look at Facebook. Sean Glennon had a very, very rough night against LSU, getting pulled in the first half after Glenn Dorsey et. al chased him until he was sick. If Glennon felt like puking afterwards, we guess he can handle it, as he demonstrates proper

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• BLOGPOLL, WEEK FOUR: DER SHUFFLENKONFUZEZEIT

  Published: September 19, 2007, 2:42 pm

  Tags: Notre Dame, Mid Major Conferences, Blog Buddies, Blogpollin, Drankin, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Big 10 Conference, College Football, Big 12 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big East Conference, Pacific 10 Conference, Atlantic C

  The simple task of putting 25 teams into order without committing logic fouls of murderous proportions is still confounding us four weeks into the season. GOOOOOOO BRUINS!!! Notes, apologies, and outright errors of gross incompetence follow. Rank Team Delta 1 LSU — 2 Southern Cal — 3 Florida 2 4 Oklahoma 1 5

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• BAYLOR COACH MAKES IT RAIN AT LOCAL BAR

  Published: October 16, 2007, 11:13 am

  Tags: Big 12 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, College Football, Drankin

  Look, honey! He’s making’ it rain! You know a fad’s run its course when a football coach gets on board–they spend so much of their time walled up in the film room and texting teenagers that fashion is often the first casualty of a time-eating schedule, along with PR skills, remembering your wife’s name, and properly

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• OHIO STATE FANS BECOME SYMPATHETIC. LIGHTNING STRIKES UP.

  Published: October 30, 2007, 1:23 pm

  Tags: Big 10 Conference, Blog Buddies, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Beer, Bitches, Drankin, Drunk White Women

  Ohio State fans have achieved the impossible. Despite craving the taste of teargas from birth, allegedly beating up handicapped people, and entering each game with the homicidal zeal of an ultra-nationalist Spartak supporter armed with a Camelbak full of cut rate vodka distilled from radioactive Ukrainian produce, you have become an object of

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• VIEWER'S GUIDE, WEEK ELEVEN

  Published: November 8, 2007, 6:35 pm

  Tags: Blog Buddies, Da U, All Name Team, Beer, Consumerriffic, Cromag Football, Dave Dave Dave, Drankin, Edsbs Socializin, Name Redacted, Sweatervest, The Conqueror Hannibal, West Fucking Virginia, Your Worst Nightmares

  It's November. You have no excuse to be outside. Pat White. Thursday night. Louisville’s defense. This could get ugly. THURSDAY NIGHT LIGHTS LOUISVILLE at WEST VIRGINIA (7:30 ET ESPN) The classic “Time Machine” game: West Virginia is still a frontrunner, and even Louisville is still technically alive in the Big East at 2-2

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• VIEWER'S GUIDE, WEEK ELEVEN

  Published: November 8, 2007, 6:35 pm

  Tags: Blog Buddies, Da U, All Name Team, Beer, Consumerriffic, Cromag Football, Dave Dave Dave, Drankin, Edsbs Socializin, Name Redacted, Sweatervest, The Conqueror Hannibal, West Fucking Virginia, Your Worst Nightmares

  It's November. You have no excuse to be outside. Pat White. Thursday night. Louisville’s defense. This could get ugly. THURSDAY NIGHT LIGHTS LOUISVILLE at WEST VIRGINIA (7:30 ET ESPN) The classic “Time Machine” game: West Virginia is still a frontrunner, and even Louisville is still technically alive in the Big East at 2-2

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• A GREAT DAY IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL HISTORY!

  Published: December 5, 2007, 10:50 am

  Tags: Alabama Man He Can Drink He Can Bowl He Can Drink Some, Back Like Cooked Crack, Beer, Drankin, Drunk White Women, Woo, You Ve Been Musbergered

  Today is Repeal Day! Hip Hip, Hooray! On this day in 1933 prohibition was officially repealed when Utah, of all states, signed on to the 21st Amendment, paving the way for nearly a century of great tailgating. I’ll drink to that.

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• STOOPS: ARIZONA STATE IS A JC

  Published: February 7, 2008, 4:29 pm

  Tags: Blog Buddies, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Drankin

  Snappity snap snap! Who knew the acrimony could get thick in the Pac-10. Then again: this is Arizona, who by demographics could be in the SEC if not for the pesky facts of geography and a lack of kudzu-feeding water. They’re almost as backwards and gun-littered as anywhere in the SEC, and we mean that totally as a compliment of the most

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• FULMER CUPDATE: BRINGING THE IRISH BAC!

  Published: February 6, 2008, 1:54 pm

  Tags: Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Fulmer Cup, Notre Dame, Drankin

  In all the Signing Day hubbub, we shouldn’t forget to note Notre Dame scoring, both because it’s been so rare in the past year or so, and also because if we don’t note it now we’ll have to deal with all the emails saying “You can’t count!” and “Don’t forget our points.” Bloggers make

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• FULMER CUP: THE BIG BOARD

  Published: February 19, 2008, 12:49 pm

  Tags: Blog Buddies, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Fulmer Cup, Drankin

  Le Big Board for the week, brought to you as always by Brian, who is hung like Reggie F’n Nelson. Notes and clarifications follow. Notes, clarifications, and blatant affronts to logic and good sense. Missouri is the tiger in your tank this week–your holding tank, that is, since the vandalism case of Zachary Wayheart puts them at a

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