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• Top 10 Unanswered Questions About the Eddy Curry Robbery

  Published: July 30, 2007, 7:00 am

  Tags: Nba, Knicks, Crime, Eddy Curry, Dmtshooter, Lists

  DMtShooter, Five Tool ToolIs Tim Donahgy tipping off the criminal element in the greater Chicago region? Because the Eddy Curry robbery -- where the player was at home, and relieved of his belongins with his family at gunpoint -- seems eerily similar to the Antoine Walker incident, and happened just three weeks later.In both cases, no one was

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• The Epic Auction: My Daughter's Baseball Soul

  Published: August 1, 2007, 9:45 am

  Tags: Mets, Phillies, Mlb, Pimps, Yankees, Dmtshooter, Bad Parenting

  DMtShooter, Five Tool ToolIn Exhibit A in my upcoming trial to determine my status as an Unfit Parent, I'm introducing the Epic Carnival carnies and fan base to my 7-year-old daughter, pictured on the right. The reason why is simple: it's time to pimp out her baseball soul.Unlike many stereotypial fathers who react to their children having new

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• Kyle Lohse Does Not Exactly Inspire Confidence

  Published: August 2, 2007, 7:57 am

  Tags: Phillies, Pat Gillick, Kyle Lohse, Dmtshooter, The Iron Sheilk, Methadone

  DMtShooter, Five Tool ToolEarlier this week, the Phillies made a minor move before the deadline that got them a fair amount of credit among baseball cognoscenti. They picked up Kyle Lohse, a right-handed starting pitcher with a plus arm and so-so results, from the Reds for an unheralded minor league lefty.Lohse has post-season experience with

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• Top 11 Reasons Why Brady Quinn Is Right To Hold Out For Top 10 Draft Pick Money

  Published: August 3, 2007, 5:51 am

  Tags: Nfl, Sports Marketing, Browns, Dmtshooter, Brady Quinn

  DMtShooter, Five Tool ToolWhy 11? Because this is Cleveland, baby. The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It Goes To 11. (Image hat tip, Kissing Suzy Kolber's Dan V.)11. Quinn may already be the most popular quarterback in Browns history... in Pittsburgh, Cincinnati and Baltimore. That's got to count for something.10. The Browns gave up a first round

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• Don't Believe The Hype: Others Will Win 300

  Published: August 6, 2007, 2:03 am

  Tags: Tom Glavine, Mlb, Dmtshooter, 300 Game Winners

  DMtShooter, Five Tool ToolTonight in Chicago, on a night that put the Cubs a game back in their bad division, saw the 2-to-4 week loss of main man Alfonso Soriano, and the triumphant return of Kerry Wood in the short relief set-up role that he probably should have had from the start of his career, all other stories were eclipsed by the end of

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• Top 11 Advantages of the Angels' Rat Infestation

  Published: August 7, 2007, 9:40 am

  Tags: Rally Monkey Fight Club, Disney, Angels, Rats, Bad Food, Infestations, Vlad Guerrero, Dmtshooter, Lists

  DMtShooter, Five Tool ToolAccording to the Orange Country Register, rodent infestation at Angel Stadium is 13 times that of Petco Park and Dodger Stadium combined. But surely, there has to be a bright side to the 118 vermin violations logged there in the last 2.5 years, along with the 33 "major" violations where the rodents were in the food

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• Giants Release Bonds

  Published: August 8, 2007, 8:05 am

  Tags: Giants Sf, Barry Bonds, Mlb, Satire, Dmtshooter

  by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool(Roiders) SAN FRANCISCO - One day after breaking the all-time home run record, the San Francisco Giants have released left fielder Barry Bonds."While we supported Barry's run to the record, especially given the strong attendance benefit and years of service, it's plain that he's not going to be a part of this

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• NFL Preview: Philadelphia Eagles

  Published: August 9, 2007, 10:34 am

  Tags: Nfl, Eagles, Cowboys, Fantasy Football, Giants Ny, Redskins, Nfl Previews, Dmtshooter

  DMtShooter, Five Tool ToolIf you want to save yourself 2,000 words that took me most of a week to work out (you heartless bastard): 11-5, NFC East champions, #3 seed in the NFC, NFC championship road game loser (to who? like it matters), one more piece of my old and dying heart chewed up and spit out.But we're suspecting that, as a discerning

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• Top 10 In-Show Timewaste Suggestions for ESPN SportsCenter

  Published: August 10, 2007, 7:55 am

  Tags: Timewaste, Not Sport, Dmtshooter, Lists, Espn

  DMtShooter, Five Tool ToolThe only thing that matters is what we believe will make people watch SportsCenter more often and longer. Our goal is to make SportsCenter better all the time, and the only way to do that is to take some risks. -- Glenn Jacobs, senior coordinating producer of ESPN's SportsCenter, defending his decision to greenlight

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• Top 10 Signs That Roger Clemens Won't Be Around to Help the Yankee Stretch Run

  Published: September 3, 2007, 10:51 pm

  Tags: Mlb, Hate, Yankees, Roger Clemens, Dmtshooter, Lists

  DMtShooter, Five Tool ToolEd. Note: In yesterday's game against the Mariners, 45-year-old millionaire-per-start pitcher Roger Clemens was ineffective in a critical loss, and then quickly left the clubhouse for an MRI exam. Yankee manager Joe Torre said later that he expects Clemens to miss his next start, against Kansas City. But Epic Carnival

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• House of Mirrors: Labor Day Edition

  Published: September 3, 2007, 10:45 am

  Tags: 100 Injury Rate, Rc S Trunk, Malice, Stamos, Bstone, House Of Mirrors, Dmtshooter, Simon, Theoriginaljd

  democrat as well... Go Pack!DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool: Health care, so that we can finally end the shocking gap in sports-related hooligan violence between the US and the rest of the world. We're pretty good at tipping over cars when our teams win, but for full-on fisticuffs between fans of rival teams, you need a good social net of universal

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• Our Long National Nightmare is Over

  Published: September 3, 2007, 3:04 am

  Tags: Basketball, Usa Usa Usa, Nba, Usa Basketball, Team Usa, Olympics, Dmtshooter

  DMtShooter, Five Tool ToolI'd like to take a break from my usual top 10 giggledick work to give it up for the brave men who have restored honor to our country. I am, of course, speaking of your 2007 FIBA Americas Champion US Men's Basketball Team.While the rest of us were out selfishly enjoying our Labor Day Weekend by waiting for Jerry Lewis

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• Shoot These Top 10 Lock NFL Bets for 2008... That You Can't Bet On

  Published: September 5, 2007, 12:28 am

  Tags: Nfl, Betting, Dmtshooter, Lists

  DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool10) The Thanksgiving games (Green Bay at Detroit, NY Jets at Dallas, Indianapolis at Atlanta) will all suck9) Giants fans will grow to really, really hate Tiki Barber8) The Browns will change their quarterback, and it will not matter7) Bill Belichick will be praised for the job he does coaching an absolutely loaded

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• Top 10 Signs You're Caring Way Too Much About Your Fantasy Baseball Playoff

  Published: September 6, 2007, 2:39 am

  Tags: Fantasy Sports, Mlb, Rick Ankiel, Dmtshooter, Lists

  DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool10) You're really bent that the last-place team that drafted Pedro Martinez on Opening Day still has him9) You know that BK Kim is back in the Marlin rotation -- or if you didn't, you're making sure to remember it for later8) You hate the extended rosters in September more than you can express in words7) You've more or

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• Top 10 Secrets of Rick Ankiel

  Published: September 7, 2007, 1:07 am

  Tags: Cubs, Mlb, Rick Ankiel, Cardinals, Dmtshooter

  DMtShooter, Five Tool ToolIn case you missed it, the one-time pitcher had another 2 home runs and 7 RBIs yesterday, giving him more homers for the year than JD Drew. Projected to a full 162 game season, Ankiel would hit 63 HRs with 155 runs scored and 204 RBIs. How is he doing it?10) Uses a bat that was carved from the part of Tony LaRussa's

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