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• Dept. Of Dick Needs A Jump Start Again: Cheney Having Heart Surgery Tomorrow, Bush Will Briefly Be 'President'

  Published: July 27, 2007, 2:39 pm

  Tags: Dept Of Dick Needs A Jump Start Again, Dick Cheney, Robots

  Last Saturday doctors performed surgery on George Bush’s asshole, and this Saturday they’ll do it again! But this time, it’s the other asshole, Dick Cheney. They are going to take...

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• In the Penny Press!

  Published: July 10, 2007, 10:38 am

  Tags: Thor, Jack Kirby, Dick Cheney, Shia Labouef, Barbaro

  on Vice President Count Cheney in Talk of the Town.' Hertzberg is redacting multi-part examination of Count Cheney done in the Washington Post, and his summaries are pure, gleeful gold - or worth their weight in it, anyway, to those of us who watched with horror as a Marvel Comics super-villain came an inch away from literally stealing

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• Dept. Of Saturday Is Surgery Day: Nation Survives Brief Bush Presidency

  Published: July 28, 2007, 4:02 pm

  Tags: Dept Of Saturday Is Surgery Day, Dick Cheney, George W Bush

  “Vice” president Dick Cheney had his robotic heart replaced this morning, apparently without complications, and “resumed his normal schedule” of whatever he does on Saturday...

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• Dept. Of Wanna-Bes And Never Dids: Kindly Old VP Wishes He, Too, Had Been Evil Despot

  Published: July 30, 2007, 12:10 pm

  Tags: Bush Administration, Dept Of Wanna Bes And Never Dids, Dick Cheney, Impeachment, Jimmy Carter, Walter Mondale, Watergate

  Back in the late ’70s, two kindly yet inept gentlemen were elected as president and vice president, simply because their names weren’t Nixon, Agnew or Ford. One of those men, former VP...

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• Cheney and the Hospital Room

  Published: July 30, 2007, 2:02 pm

  Tags: Dick Cheney, Alberto Gonzales

  conclusion, Vice President Dick Cheney sent Mr. Gonzales and another official to Mr. Ashcroft’s hospital room to get him to approve the wiretapping. Josh Marshall writes: I was not aware that it had ever been established that Vice President Cheney ordered the visit. Speculated, rumored, sure. But I wasn't aware this had been

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• Sen. Rockefeller's Memo To Cheney Preceded TIA Defunding By One Day

  Published: July 30, 2007, 6:15 pm

  Tags: The Senate, Nsa Wiretapping, Dick Cheney

  writes his CYA memo to Cheney [..] 7/18/03 - Senate votes unanimously to block funding for the Total Information Awareness program. According to the Defense Department appropriations, no funding “may be obligated or expended on research and development on the Terrorism Information Awareness program.” - - over Bush admin.

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• Fourth Branch' Cheney strikes again

  Published: July 31, 2007, 8:14 am

  Tags: Dick Cheney

  a good laugh last month when Dick Cheney's office argued, in all sincerity, that the Vice President could ignore executive orders because he's not part of the executive branch of government. Eventually, the Bush gang dropped the argument from their talking points, but until after they'd humiliated themselves. Yesterday, CBS News' Mark Knoller sat

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• Larry King asks Cheney if he sent Gonzo to Ashcroft

  Published: July 31, 2007, 4:58 pm

  Tags: Dick Cheney, John Ashcroft, Alberto Gonzales

  Larry King said he asked Cheney about the allegation. "I asked the Vice President about that and the story that he was the one that asked him to go," said King. Three guesses... wait! No! One guess. One guess what he said. "[H]e said he had no recollection." How will history judge this "administration?" Forget all of us being dead. We

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• Cheney Can't Recall If He Ordered Hospital Visit

  Published: July 31, 2007, 5:49 pm

  Tags: Nsa Wiretapping, Dick Cheney

  that “Vice President Dick Cheney sent Mr. Gonzales and another official to Mr. Ashcroft’s hospital room to get him to approve the wiretapping.” As Marshall noted, before the editorial, Cheney’s involvement in the incident had never been established. Today on CNN, in a preview of his interview with the Vice President

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• Cheney: I Don't Recall If I Ordered Gonzo To Pressure Ashcroft

  Published: August 1, 2007, 4:01 pm

  Tags: Nsa Wiretapping, The Situation Room Wolf Blitzer, Dick Cheney

  program. Was it you? CHENEY: I don't recall first of all, I haven't seen the story. And I don't recall that I gave instructions to that effect. KING: That would be something you would recall. CHENEY: I would think so. Notice the Veep’s awkward body language when answering King’s question. Cheney is rarely off his game like

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• Dept. Of Time Person Of The Year: You: Everything's Just a Lame Online Diversion These Days, Including the 'New Deep Throat'

  Published: August 1, 2007, 4:42 pm

  Tags: 9 11, Alberto Gonzales, Blogs, Blogthroat, Cia, Deep Modem, Deep Throat, Dept Of Time Person Of The Year You, Dick Cheney, Doj, Fbi, George W Bush, Impeachment, Nsa, Nsc, Ovp, Plamegate, Rnc, Talking Points Memo, Verizon, Watergate, White House

  In the Watergate era, “Deep Throat” was supposedly a government insider who met Bob Woodward in a parking garage and moodily smoked cigarettes while wearing a trench coat. The fact that...

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• Daily Show: I Now Pronounce You Dick & Larry

  Published: August 3, 2007, 3:09 pm

  Tags: The Daily Show Jon Stewart, Larry King, Dick Cheney

  Jon runs through the highlights of Dick Cheney’s cryptic interview with Larry King.  Download (0)   Play (0)  Download (0)   Play (0)

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• Ping!: Ghetto Sub Intercepted in Brooklyn Harbor Made of Fiber, not Pastrami, Pickles

  Published: August 4, 2007, 5:07 am

  Tags: Dick Cheney, Duke Riley, Gadgets, Ping, Revolutionary War Era Replica Submarine, Sub, Submarine

  The guy on top of that egg is artist Duke Riley. And the egg is in fact a Revolutionary War-era submarine replica made mostly of plywood, fiberglass and lead. And the police is pissed off because they thought he was a terrorist trying to sink the Queen Mary II at Pier 41 in Red Hook, Brooklyn. Maybe with a chisel. Or throwing paint balloons at it,

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• One Ping Only, Vasili: Fiberglass Ghetto Sub Intercepted in Brooklyn Harbor Missing Pastrami, Cheddar, Pickles

  Published: August 4, 2007, 5:07 am

  Tags: Dick Cheney, Duke Riley, Gadgets, One Ping Only Vasili, Revolutionary War Era Replica Submarine, Sub, Submarine

  The guy on top of that egg is artist Duke Riley. And the egg is in fact a Revolutionary War-era submarine replica made mostly of plywood, fiberglass and lead. And the police is pissed off because they thought he was a terrorist trying to sink the Queen Mary II at Pier 41 in Red Hook, Brooklyn. Maybe with a chisel. Or throwing paint balloons at it,

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• Ava's New Video: The History of Nixon and the Future of Cheney

  Published: August 5, 2007, 5:25 pm

  Tags: Impeachment, Ava Lowery, Dick Cheney

  made for the “Dump Dick” video contest. I’ve been extremely busy working on the documentary and haven’t had much time to make videos but threw this one together in a few hours. Please vote for this video in the contest by rating it five stars and help support it by linking it to your blog, myspace, or website and

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