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| Sadder Emails Dept.: Philippe Reines, Hottie, is Sorry |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 6:42 pm |
| Tags: Email, Fishbowldc, Flacks, Media, Sadder Emails Dept |
| Yesterday, this vaguely unsettling contest campaign email from one Philippe Reines, Clinton flack and nominee for hottest media type in Washington (PR division), entertained everyone on the whole... |
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| Dept. Of Great White Hopes: Guy Who's Not Actually Running For President Isn't Raising Enough Money To Run For President |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 6:35 pm |
| Tags: 2008, Campaigns, Dept Of Great White Hopes, Fred Thompson, Gop, Republicans |
| Not only is Hollywood Fred Thompson a dumb lazy liberal abortionist lobbyist globalist conspirator, he’s also doing a lame job of raising money for his fake campaign for the GOP nomination. The... |
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| Take The Plugnes Dept.: DRUDGE DURNK |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 5:45 pm |
| Tags: Drudge, Funny Pictures, Take The Plugnes Dept, Typos |
| Drudge Report (long since corrected) |
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| Game Over, Man Dept.: WTF NASA |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 5:29 pm |
| Tags: Alcohol, Astronauts, Drunks, Game Over Man Dept, Nasa, Sabotage, Space |
| Is NASA trying to cause as many terrible space disasters as they can? First, we learned NASA is letting all the astronauts drunk-drive whenever they feel like it. An independent panel found at least... |
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| Dept. Of I Went Back To Ohio, And My Hooker Was Gone: Which Congressman From Ohio Uses Hookers? |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 5:20 pm |
| Tags: Dc Madam, Dept Of I Went Back To Ohio And My Hooker Was Gone, Endless Cummer, Gop, Hookers, John Boehner, Larry Flynt, Republicans |
| The answer, of course, is ALL OF THEM, but what we really mean is “Which member of the Ohio delegation in the House has also ordered hookers from the DC Madam?” Larry Flynt is supposedly... |
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| Wonkette Jobs Dept.: Everyone Needs Interns |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 4:54 pm |
| Tags: Jobs, Wonkette Jobs Dept |
| Check it out at Wonkette Jobs: Affiliate Development Intern-Summer 2007 - NARAL Pro-Choice America, Washington, DC Organizers-in-Training - UFCW International Union, Washington, DC Political... |
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| People Who Will Never Ever Resign Dept.: Uppity Dems Demand More People Be Brought In to Yell At Gonzales |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 3:53 pm |
| Tags: Alberto Gonzales, Democrats, Lies, People Who Will Never Ever Resign Dept, Senate |
| Now the Senate wants to go after Gonzo! While the House is trying to find him in Contempt of Congress, Senators are asking the Solicitor General to appoint an independent counsel to figure out if Al... |
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| Dept. Of Whatever Happened With That Whole Anthrax Terrorism Thingy?: ABC News DC Bureau Attacked by Powder |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 3:18 pm |
| Tags: Abc News, Anthrax, Dept Of Whatever Happened With That Whole Anthrax Terrorism Thingy, Fearmongering, Terrorism |
| Continuing our day of paranoia and horror and terror, the ABC News Washington bureau has been evacuated because somebody found some OMFG NOT THE ANTHRAX CRAP AGAIN! Yes, maybe. “A suspicious... |
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| Dept. Of A Mystery Wrapped In A Riddle Inside An Enigma: Hot Conspiracy Theorist Gal Hates On Rudy, Fred & the Secret Plans With Canada/Mexico |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 2:18 pm |
| Tags: 2008, Canada, Crazies, Dept Of A Mystery Wrapped In A Riddle Inside An Enigma, Fred Thompson, Mexico, Nafta, Rudy Giuliani, Spp, Texas, Youtube |
| As far as Texan conspiracy theorists go, we’re pretty sure that this girl is 1,000x cuter than, say, Alex Jones, so whatever she’s talking about could be true. But what is she going on... |
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| Dept. Of We Are All Mark Foley: The Whole Country Has Semen On Its Dress |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 1:08 pm |
| Tags: Bush Administration, Dept Of We Are All Mark Foley, Endless Cummer, Funny Pictures, George W Bush, Impeachment, Monicagate |
| If any members of Congress were driving on the I-80 in Berkeley yesterday, they may have seen this hilarious sign that makes the argument that, uh, somebody came on our dress. So it’s time for... |
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| Dept. Of If Nixon Had Only Thought Of All This ...: Karl Rove To Ignore Senate Supoena |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 12:57 pm |
| Tags: Bush Administration, Dept Of If Nixon Had Only Thought Of All This, Impeachment, Karl Rove, Patrick Leahy, Senate |
| Patrick Leahy has subpoenaed Karl Rove, which means Rove must testify before the Senate Judiciary Committee — but not really, although the Senate and House continue to sort of act like they... |
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| Gossip Roundup Dept.: Down With the Kids |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 12:22 pm |
| Tags: Gossip Roundup Dept |
| Heard on the Hill: Dave Chappelle is still making bank… A painting missing from a House office has staffers searching… You can see Vitter’s re-entrance into the public sphere for a... |
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| Contempt Of Everyone Dept.: Breaking: Was Gonzales... Less Than Truthful??? |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 11:30 am |
| Tags: Alberto Gonzales, Contempt Of Everyone Dept, John Negroponte, Letters, Lies, Warrantless Wiretapping |
| In the first reported case ever of John Negroponte being vaguely (if inadvertently) involved in something that could, in the long run, maybe be vaguely good for democracy, a letter from him presents... |
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| Resigned To The Inevitable Dept.: If It's Thursday, Two More McCain Staffers Have Quit |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 10:28 am |
| Tags: Campaigns, John Mccain, Resignations, Resigned To The Inevitable Dept, Walnuts |
| Russ Schriefer and Stuart Stevens — media advisers for Bush’s ‘00 and ‘04 campaigns — were supposed to be in charge of John McCain’s tv ads, but Walnuts... |
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| Daily Briefing Dept.: Abort And Feel Good Doing It |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 9:24 am |
| Tags: Daily Briefing Dept |
| If contempt of Congress is a crime, aren’t we all guilty, in a way? [NYT, WP] Apparently getting to jog with President Chim-Chim doesn’t constitute a medical care system for wounded... |
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