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| NNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!! Joakim FUCKING NOAH?!?! FUCK! NO WAY!! GOD DAMNIT |
| Published: June 28, 2007, 8:21 pm |
| Tags: Joakim Noah Is So Fucking Gay, Joakim Noah Is Ugly, Bulls, Joahkim Noah Sucks |
| We drafted this guy??? WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE BULLS THINKING???This guy is going to be a terrible pro; do not fall into the trap of what Jay Bilas is talking about. He's terrible and will be terrible. I hope to all the powers above that they trade him before the season starts...because how the hell can I root for a team that has this guy. |
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| Fantasy Players of the Week |
| Published: May 28, 2007, 12:28 pm |
| Tags: Nl Central Sucks, Justin Morneau, Fantasy Player Of The Week, Jake Peavy |
| Sorry to all of you who have been eagerly anticipating some new posts from me these past few weeks. The past two weeks have been very busy with celebrating senior week, walking at graduation, saying goodbye to friends and attending the most kick-ass graduation party (think My Super Sweet 16 but for a graduation party). However, I am now back |
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| The weekend's good news: Starbucks closes store in Forbidden City |
| Published: July 14, 2007, 1:09 pm |
| Tags: Starbucks Sucks, Bad Coffee, Consumer Protest, Forbidden City |
| Starbucks, purveyors of unusually bitter coffee, were eventually made to close close their store in the Forbidden City in the PR of China. The Forbidden City was built in mid 1400 and was home to many of China's rulers, until 1911. Well, since the fall of the Chinese version of communism in the republic, just like in Russia, some kind of rampant, |
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| D.c. Sucks: Why We Avoid D.C. At All Costs |
| Published: July 30, 2007, 11:10 am |
| Tags: D C Sucks, Doree Leaves Town, New York Provincialism, Snarf, Washington D C |
| Yesterday, I was trying to get home from Miami, but the weather had other plans, and the plane I was on got diverted to Washington, D.C. To Dulles Airport, to be exact, which is way farther outside... |
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| Rankings: Does Boston Actually Suck More Than D.C.? |
| Published: July 31, 2007, 12:00 pm |
| Tags: Boston Sucks, D C Sucks, Polls, Rankings, Top |
| Last evening, we received the following email: Do you hate Boston, or do we just really suck? I recently got into an argument about which city sucked more, DC or Boston, with a friend and she... |
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| PK Gets Served, And This Time, It Ain't By No Titty-Lickin' Barista |
| Published: August 1, 2007, 1:12 pm |
| Tags: Bad Ms Paint, Mmp, Yeah Being Poor Sucks So Stop Reading Online Columns Get Second Job Already, Stupid Fucking Tags Case Sensitive, I Hate The South, Peter King |
| I feel like I have to say this every fucking time we talk about the man, but here goes: We love Peter King. We love his...okay, maybe we don't LOVE him. We certainly do LIKE him, but, you know, there are all these other NFL columnists running around and--No, no, Petey, come on, baby. You're the best. You're numero uno to us, man. That was Spanish, |
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| An Alternate Theory for A-Rod's Struggles |
| Published: August 2, 2007, 10:26 am |
| Tags: New York Yankees, Rod Sucks, Mlb, Alex Rodriguez, Lozo |
| by Lozo, Why Don't We Get Drunk And Blog?It's amazing. For three years, all you heard from Yankees fans and talking heads on ESPN was how Alex Rodriguez wasn't a true Yankee (whatever the hell that means) because he always did it when it didn't matter. Homers in 10-2 games, grounding into double plays in one-run games. The guy was a stat-padding |
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| Burn Rates: Michael Wolff: Brand, Paradigm, Web, Reinvent, Delivery! |
| Published: August 2, 2007, 12:20 pm |
| Tags: Burn Rates, Dicks, Doesn T Anybody Understand Yet That People Want To Read Things On The Internet, Michael Wolff, Rip Sploid, The Internet Sucks, The Internets, Valleywag |
| Would-be mogul and Vanity Fair media columnist Michael Wolff is finally going to get on this internet thing, but right-side up this time! Could it be? He thought blogs would be long gone by now. And... |
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| Review: Bratz: The Movie |
| Published: August 4, 2007, 5:31 am |
| Tags: Bratz, Sucks |
| awesome job ... really ... sucks. Case in point: Not only did I have to withstand the agony of paying money to see a feature-length TV commercial, but I had to do it in full view of the people I desperately wanted to scream at. And here's what I wanted to scream: "Jamming your ten dollar bills into a poop-filled blender would be better than |
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| Why Your Fox Sports Columnist Sucks: Hey Kids! Jay Mohr Is Back! |
| Published: August 6, 2007, 12:35 pm |
| Tags: Jay Mohr, Soccer, Why Your Fox Sports Columnist Sucks |
| Unsilent mentioned this briefly over the weekend, but in case you missed it; Jay Mohr is back with his weekly column, and just in time for football season! You may remember Mohr from his cable series... |
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| Why Your Fox Sports Columnist Sucks: Hey Kids! Jay Mohr Is Back! |
| Published: August 6, 2007, 12:35 pm |
| Tags: Jay Mohr, Soccer, Why Your Fox Sports Columnist Sucks |
| but no football team. Soccer sucks. Most soccer games end by a score of 2-1. If you played the entire game without goalies, it would end 9-8. ... I think the jump ball in basketball is useless and moronic ... All NBA referees are on the take. They all stink ... The WNBA is the biggest waste of television time since the last Spurs game ... Jerry |
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| Dept. Of Corporate Rock Still Sucks: AT&T Webcast Censorship Briefly Reminds Underemployed 40-Year-Old Drywall Hangers of Grunge |
| Published: August 9, 2007, 2:58 pm |
| Tags: Alberto Gonzales, At Amp T, Dept Of Corporate Rock Still Sucks, Domestic Surveillance, Grunge, Nsa, Who Fucking Cares |
| Do you remember the “grunge music”? It was a short-lived variant of meathead stadium rawk featuring incoherent wails of discontent, terrible music and a sort of... |
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| Dept. Of Corporate Rock Still Sucks: AT&T Webcast Censorship Briefly Reminds Underemployed 40-Year-Old Drywall Hangers of Grunge |
| Published: August 9, 2007, 2:58 pm |
| Tags: Alberto Gonzales, At Amp T, Dept Of Corporate Rock Still Sucks, Domestic Surveillance, Grunge, Nsa, Who Fucking Cares |
| Do you remember the “grunge music”? It was a short-lived variant of meathead stadium rawk featuring incoherent wails of discontent, terrible music and a sort of homeless-lumberjack-sasquatch costume. Nobody liked it. Anyway, one of the “grunge sensations” was called “Pearl Jam” which, we think, is some sort of |
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| Observations: Scenes From L.A. |
| Published: August 13, 2007, 6:10 pm |
| Tags: Doree Leaves Town, L Sucks, Lit Crit, Look No Swimsuit Pictures, Los Angeles, Observations, Pinkberry |
| So, I just got back from a week in California! What a strange land. I didn't see Arnold Schwarzenegger once. But all those things they say about Pinkberry are true! There was a line out the door at... |
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| West New York: Bedbugs "used to be associated with cramped ... |
| Published: August 13, 2007, 2:10 pm |
| Tags: Bedbugs, L Sucks, Los Angeles, West New York |
| Bedbugs "used to be associated with cramped and dirty living quarters, grimy motels and high-rise living in places like New York," but are now "snuggling into households across Southern California,... |
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