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| THE WORLD TURNS ON ITS PROPER AXIS |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 4:18 pm |
| Tags: Nuditity, People We Love, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri |
| …SERIOUSLY. Luther Campbell is welcome back at Miami. (HT: Deadspin, as if Will needed it.) We…no, fuck that. I’m speechless. Nay–teary. We love Luther Campbell, and he’s reached the end of a long, torturous hejira back to the ‘Canes, the team he loves and unfortunately used to pay from time to time for good |
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| ZE BIG TWELEVEN DETESTS YOUR FEEBLE MATH |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 3:21 pm |
| Tags: Media Whoring, Excellence Is The Product Of Managerial Synergies Flowi, Blog Buddies, Big 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Southeastern Conference |
| off as an eleven team conference to being drastically misnamed as a 12 name conferences. We now suggest the following replacements for the name “Big Ten” for no fee whatsoever: –The Increasingly Inaccurately Named Big Ten by Douglas Adams. –Off Tackle Right: The Conference –The Big 12. Fuck ‘em. Let |
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| DAY 2 AT THE LIARS' CLUB: SEC MEDIA DAYS SCHEDULE |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 11:59 am |
| Tags: I Don T Have Time For This Shit, Media Whoring, Blog Buddies, College Football, Southeastern Conference |
| SEC Media Days, the rootin’-est, tootin’-est, shootin’-est conflagration of 400 pound sportswriters and the coaches who loathe them in the nation. The updates from the boots on the ground: Chris Vernon says…”elastic waistbands are in at media days, in fact, I feel weird that I have a belt on. A conservative estimate |
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| UPDATE: UCLA COACH HAD PRIORS |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 10:55 am |
| Tags: Flexible Curses, Fulmer Cup, Blog Buddies, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri |
| Ever have one of those days where you wake up convinced you’ve killed someone? Or robbed a house? And you’re covered in blood and lying naked in the park, a human femur lodged in your mouth? That’s precisely what every day is like for us. Again? Dammit. Therefore we welcome UCLA WR coach Eric Scott to the damn club, son. He |
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| DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY [REDACTED] |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 9:25 am |
| Tags: Name Redacted, Hope, Pain Pain Pain, Push It To The Limit, Big 10 Conference, College Football |
| College football’s a game of unbridled joy, but it’s also one of “harm-joy.” Castaway, you’ll find what you’re looking for in that department, too, in just 37 short days. |
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| SEC MEDIA DAYS: HIGHLIGHTS |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 5:24 pm |
| Tags: Media Whoring, Click Clack, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Atlantic Coast Conference, Southeastern Conference |
| your cat on the way into the conference. We’ll have quotes to follow, especially from Tuberville, who as the poor man’s Spurrier should have some slightly less witty comments with slightly duller zingers built in for conference rivals. |
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| UCLA WR COACH ARRESTED FOR BURGLARY |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 12:28 pm |
| Tags: Hardcore, Fulmer Cup, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri |
| What in the name of Malagasy hissing cockroaches is this shit? If you can’t see the video, it’s the LA CBS affiliate KCBS reporting that UCLA wide receivers coach Eric Scott was arrested for burglary earlier today. (HT: Sam.) Eric Scott: arrested for burglary? You knew Pete Carroll’s house had a burglar alarm. You knew |
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| SABAN COLLECTS SECONDARY VIOLATIONS, GREY SUITS |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 11:43 am |
| Tags: Recruiting, Alabama Man He Can Drink He Can Bowl He Can Drink Some, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference |
| Nick Saban’s been collecting secondary recruiting violations, according to Ray Melick on Al.com quoting “an official with knowledge of the infractions process.” This kind of leakage regarding secondary violations is common enough on message boards. They’re the kind of tales usually involving second-root contact with |
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| BLOGTOBERFEST! WEEDSTACHE EDITION |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 10:22 am |
| Tags: Weed, You Had A Bad Day, All Conference, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri |
| Blogtoberfest: for the reader who always hurries their team to the line press A press A press A NOW!!! TWO IMPORTANT SITE NOTES FIRST!!! 1. Taking SEC Media Days reports all day. 2. Looking for someone to work some video for us. Someone with chops. That is all. Pittsburgh defensive end Joe Clermond turned the Wannstache into a Weedstache for a |
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| DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 38 |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 8:14 am |
| Tags: Conan Thinks Your Tailgate Is Weak, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference |
| Our daily affirmation salutes the adventurous soul of our rivals’ qb, the Baby Sex Cannon, the one and only Matt Stafford…known to some as the cuddly “Big Spoon.” (See here in case you are one of the three people who don’t know where that pic came from, ‘k thx?) |
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| THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/24/07 |
| Published: July 24, 2007, 10:51 am |
| Tags: Bloviating, Video Game Stabbin, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Pacific 10 Conference |
| relentless dissection of the conference. As bad as they were in aggregate last year–or should we say, as mediocre as they were–the logical cyclical optimists thinking would be to say that they’ll necessarily better this year. Contrarily: there’s no reason to say they’ll be dramatically better, though. Coaching |
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| 'Six of the best' for Rowan |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 1:01 pm |
| Tags: Archbishop Of Canterbury, Church Of England, Global South, Lambeth Conference |
| See our report today on another Lambeth boycott threat, this time from none other than the mother ship herself. Up to 60 per cent of the CofE's bishops might boycott Lambeth, according to our fifth most senior bishop, Winton. And... |
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| Gene Robinson 'to be invited' to Lambeth, says ABC |
| Published: June 28, 2007, 10:25 am |
| Tags: Anglican Communion, Archbishop Of Canterbury, Gay Debate, Lambeth Conference |
| A number of Anglicans in England have been writing to the Archbishop of Canterbury in protest at his decision to leave Gene Robinson off the invitation list to Lambeth. I have been 'leaked' one of the letters sent back in... |
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| DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 36 |
| Published: July 27, 2007, 9:31 am |
| Tags: Applesauce, Blog Buddies, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri |
| Sometimes, we imagine Bobby Bowden looks behind him and thinks “How the hell’d I end up in Nuremburg?” Ah, but for a ninety degree twist of the wrist at full extension, sir. |
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| SEC MEDIA DAYS: THAT NOISE IS ED ORGERON |
| Published: July 27, 2007, 12:07 pm |
| Tags: The Orgeron, Lemsday, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference |
| That noise you hear is Ed Orgeron speaking at SEC Media days, where he’s just finished up a booming and “optimistic” rundown of the Ole Miss Rebels, all the while winning the Al.com pool for “most likely to fry our audio equipment.” Mock at your own risk. The Orgeron has endured tougher battles. The Orgeron, |
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