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| DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 38 |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 8:14 am |
| Tags: Conan Thinks Your Tailgate Is Weak, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference |
| Our daily affirmation salutes the adventurous soul of our rivals’ qb, the Baby Sex Cannon, the one and only Matt Stafford…known to some as the cuddly “Big Spoon.” (See here in case you are one of the three people who don’t know where that pic came from, ‘k thx?) |
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| CURIOUS INDEX, 8/30/07 |
| Published: August 30, 2007, 10:11 am |
| Tags: Blog Buddies, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Conan Thinks Your Tailgate Weak, Mid Major Conferences, Big 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big 12 Conference, College Football, Southeastern Conference |
| Orgy? Did I say orgy? Ohio State’s former president Karen A. Holbrook may have “exaggerated” when she referred to OSU fans’ behavior at games as being like a “drunken orgy.” Holbrook made the remarks during a taped interview, whose really spicy bits are excerpted below: “When you win a game, you |
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| 50 REASONS FLORIDA RULES AND TENNESSEE JUST PLAIN SUCKS: 1-20something |
| Published: September 11, 2007, 1:55 pm |
| Tags: Conan Thinks Your Tailgate Weak, That Tough Titties For You, Bitches, Bamf, College Football, Southeastern Conference |
| It’s Hate week 3.0 on EDSBS, meaning that we play Tennessee on Saturday, and can’t sleep for the bloodrage we’re working up prior to the game. Join us and make INGSOC triumphant. We give you chapter two of the Chairman’s manual with Reasons 1-25 Florida Rules and Tennessee Sucks Forever. Because they do, indeed, suck |
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| THE WAGER: WEEKEND OPEN THREAD |
| Published: September 14, 2007, 5:17 pm |
| Tags: Conan Thinks Your Tailgate Weak, Boobs, Blog Buddies, College Football, Southeastern Conference |
| Boobs, or the worst song ever recorded: choose the right, reader. Agenda: 1. Drive to Gainesville 2. DRINK. KILL. GLORY. 3. Come home in time for EDSBS Live on Sunday. Enjoy your weekend and root for Florida. The choice is yours: root for the Gators, and you root for boobs on the internet. Root for Tennessee, and you get us singing “Rocky |
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| STILL MORE COCKTAIL PARTY VIDEO |
| Published: October 26, 2007, 1:02 pm |
| Tags: Blog Buddies, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, College Football, Southeastern Conference, Bitches, Conan Thinks Your Tailgate Weak |
| We’ll just summarize every Georgia fan’s retort to anything ever said during the current streak of Gator dominance of the Georgia football game: Jean shorts Robert Edwards still leading series Lindsay Scott Buck Belue Spurrier gay mullet! With that out of the way, we re-present Reggie Nelson scaring Mohammed Massaquoi onto the |
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| COACHES SHILLING: TUBERVILLE'S GOLDEN GLOBE |
| Published: February 19, 2008, 3:02 pm |
| Tags: Blog Buddies, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Southeastern Conference, Allons Y Sec, Coaches Shilling, Conan Thinks Your Tailgate Is Weak |
| Credit goes to two people for this find: commenter hunglikehussain, and the Auburner, who went to the trouble of capturing Tommy Tuberville’s epic performance in a Golden Flake commercial that suggests Auburn football players run fast because someone is beckoning them towards an open bag of Golden Flake potato chips. (For the record: in |
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| NECESSARY THINGS: 2008 LUXE EDITION |
| Published: August 13, 2008, 2:22 pm |
| Tags: College Football, Conan Thinks Your Tailgate Is Weak, Consumerriffic |
| in the form of debt-funded tailgate fodder for the fall. Necessary things include, but are not limited to: The Hitch ‘n View. Are you tired of hammering nails into your largest friend’s back in order to hang your flatscreen at your tailgate? Ashamed of the cost of all those vandalism citations from drilling holes in campus |
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