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| THE WORLD TURNS ON ITS PROPER AXIS |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 4:18 pm |
| Tags: Nuditity, People We Love, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri |
| …SERIOUSLY. Luther Campbell is welcome back at Miami. (HT: Deadspin, as if Will needed it.) We…no, fuck that. I’m speechless. Nay–teary. We love Luther Campbell, and he’s reached the end of a long, torturous hejira back to the ‘Canes, the team he loves and unfortunately used to pay from time to time for good |
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| ZE BIG TWELEVEN DETESTS YOUR FEEBLE MATH |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 3:21 pm |
| Tags: Media Whoring, Excellence Is The Product Of Managerial Synergies Flowi, Blog Buddies, Big 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Southeastern Conference |
| Jim Delany of the Big Ten, normally referred to around here as “dikfase” (SEC grad, sorry,can’t spell but that won’t surprise you, right Jim?) has numerous irons in the fire at the moment. And now, my stunning version of “Hustlin’” by Rick Ross. First he’s busy ramming the Big Ten Network (The |
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| DAY 2 AT THE LIARS' CLUB: SEC MEDIA DAYS SCHEDULE |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 11:59 am |
| Tags: I Don T Have Time For This Shit, Media Whoring, Blog Buddies, College Football, Southeastern Conference |
| SEC Media Days, the rootin’-est, tootin’-est, shootin’-est conflagration of 400 pound sportswriters and the coaches who loathe them in the nation. The updates from the boots on the ground: Chris Vernon says…”elastic waistbands are in at media days, in fact, I feel weird that I have a belt on. A conservative estimate |
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| UPDATE: UCLA COACH HAD PRIORS |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 10:55 am |
| Tags: Flexible Curses, Fulmer Cup, Blog Buddies, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri |
| Ever have one of those days where you wake up convinced you’ve killed someone? Or robbed a house? And you’re covered in blood and lying naked in the park, a human femur lodged in your mouth? That’s precisely what every day is like for us. Again? Dammit. Therefore we welcome UCLA WR coach Eric Scott to the damn club, son. He |
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| DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY [REDACTED] |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 9:25 am |
| Tags: Name Redacted, Hope, Pain Pain Pain, Push It To The Limit, Big 10 Conference, College Football |
| College football’s a game of unbridled joy, but it’s also one of “harm-joy.” Castaway, you’ll find what you’re looking for in that department, too, in just 37 short days. |
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| SEC MEDIA DAYS: HIGHLIGHTS |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 5:24 pm |
| Tags: Media Whoring, Click Clack, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Atlantic Coast Conference, Southeastern Conference |
| Al.com deserves Pritzker Prize nomination for the monument they’re building to SEC Media days, blogging and flogging the shit out of the proceedings with a pretty manic pace for journos, what with all the “fact checking” and “not using profanity” they have to do over there. A few of the highlights, since it is |
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| UCLA WR COACH ARRESTED FOR BURGLARY |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 12:28 pm |
| Tags: Hardcore, Fulmer Cup, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri |
| What in the name of Malagasy hissing cockroaches is this shit? If you can’t see the video, it’s the LA CBS affiliate KCBS reporting that UCLA wide receivers coach Eric Scott was arrested for burglary earlier today. (HT: Sam.) Eric Scott: arrested for burglary? You knew Pete Carroll’s house had a burglar alarm. You knew |
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| SABAN COLLECTS SECONDARY VIOLATIONS, GREY SUITS |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 11:43 am |
| Tags: Recruiting, Alabama Man He Can Drink He Can Bowl He Can Drink Some, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference |
| collecting: grey suits. College football’s better off with intrigue alive and well in Alabama. Not having them on the prowl and running reminds us of the Onion’s version of John Dillinger’s death: “AMERICAN PEOPLE MOURN: ‘THEY KILLED OUR BELOVED DILLINGER.’” If anything, it’s booming business |
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| BLOGTOBERFEST! WEEDSTACHE EDITION |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 10:22 am |
| Tags: Weed, You Had A Bad Day, All Conference, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri |
| Blogtoberfest: for the reader who always hurries their team to the line press A press A press A NOW!!! TWO IMPORTANT SITE NOTES FIRST!!! 1. Taking SEC Media Days reports all day. 2. Looking for someone to work some video for us. Someone with chops. That is all. Pittsburgh defensive end Joe Clermond turned the Wannstache into a Weedstache for a |
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| DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 38 |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 8:14 am |
| Tags: Conan Thinks Your Tailgate Is Weak, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference |
| Our daily affirmation salutes the adventurous soul of our rivals’ qb, the Baby Sex Cannon, the one and only Matt Stafford…known to some as the cuddly “Big Spoon.” (See here in case you are one of the three people who don’t know where that pic came from, ‘k thx?) |
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| EDSBS LIVE! UNDERDOG EDITION |
| Published: July 24, 2007, 5:05 pm |
| Tags: Media Whoring, Edsbs Socializin, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri |
| with a first-rank college name who’ll be running the relief worker offense of Mike Leach (surrounded by grasping hands, flinging things as fast as possible in a crowd) at Arizona, where former Red Raider Sonny Dykes will attempt to show the Pac-10 what a truly unbalanced passing game looks like. Tuitama got sacked 21 times last |
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| DO NOT EXPLAIN THE PLOT: WHAT WE DO HERE |
| Published: July 24, 2007, 3:33 pm |
| Tags: Bloviating, Espn Hollywoodtainment, Blog Buddies, College Football |
| what we find interesting in college football, and seek to write about it. (more…) |
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| THAT'S BOLD: MARK BRADLEY, PRE-COG. |
| Published: July 24, 2007, 2:06 pm |
| Tags: Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri |
| Belated, but since little’s going on today, we dig this from the unused pile of things we should have mentioned at the time but didnt: Mark Bradley offered up his extremely specific picks for the 2007 football season in late June because “deep down you know there'd be a void in your lives if I didn't.” Howard Stern-like bluster |
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| THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/24/07 |
| Published: July 24, 2007, 10:51 am |
| Tags: Bloviating, Video Game Stabbin, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Pacific 10 Conference |
| blitz effectively at the college level last year. Schedule, schmedule. They’re still good, and according to Tony Barnhardt on CSS a few days ago, Grobe thinks they’re better this year. 3. Finished Potter Saturday. Lesson learned, without spoilers: don’t fuck with Molly Weasley. We’ve decided our Patronus would be |
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| The U: Welcome Back, Luther Campbell |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 3:30 pm |
| Tags: College Football, Luther Campbell, Miami Hurricanes, The U |
| Having 2 Live Crew lead dog and longtime Hurricanes booster Luther Campbell away from the U for so many years ... it just seems wrong, doesn't it? It's like Pete Rose being out of baseball, except Luther Campbell is much better for the planet. Anyway, it looks like Miami is welcoming Luther back after years of exile. apper Luther Campbell says |
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