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• THE WORLD TURNS ON ITS PROPER AXIS

  Published: July 26, 2007, 4:18 pm

  Tags: Nuditity, People We Love, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri

  …SERIOUSLY. Luther Campbell is welcome back at Miami. (HT: Deadspin, as if Will needed it.) We…no, fuck that. I’m speechless. Nay–teary. We love Luther Campbell, and he’s reached the end of a long, torturous hejira back to the ‘Canes, the team he loves and unfortunately used to pay from time to time for good

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• ZE BIG TWELEVEN DETESTS YOUR FEEBLE MATH

  Published: July 26, 2007, 3:21 pm

  Tags: Media Whoring, Excellence Is The Product Of Managerial Synergies Flowi, Blog Buddies, Big 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Southeastern Conference

  Jim Delany of the Big Ten, normally referred to around here as “dikfase” (SEC grad, sorry,can’t spell but that won’t surprise you, right Jim?) has numerous irons in the fire at the moment. And now, my stunning version of “Hustlin’” by Rick Ross. First he’s busy ramming the Big Ten Network (The

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• UPDATE: UCLA COACH HAD PRIORS

  Published: July 26, 2007, 10:55 am

  Tags: Flexible Curses, Fulmer Cup, Blog Buddies, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri

  Ever have one of those days where you wake up convinced you’ve killed someone? Or robbed a house? And you’re covered in blood and lying naked in the park, a human femur lodged in your mouth? That’s precisely what every day is like for us. Again? Dammit. Therefore we welcome UCLA WR coach Eric Scott to the damn club, son. He

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• SEC MEDIA DAYS: HIGHLIGHTS

  Published: July 25, 2007, 5:24 pm

  Tags: Media Whoring, Click Clack, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Atlantic Coast Conference, Southeastern Conference

  Al.com deserves Pritzker Prize nomination for the monument they’re building to SEC Media days, blogging and flogging the shit out of the proceedings with a pretty manic pace for journos, what with all the “fact checking” and “not using profanity” they have to do over there. A few of the highlights, since it is

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• UCLA WR COACH ARRESTED FOR BURGLARY

  Published: July 25, 2007, 12:28 pm

  Tags: Hardcore, Fulmer Cup, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri

  What in the name of Malagasy hissing cockroaches is this shit? If you can’t see the video, it’s the LA CBS affiliate KCBS reporting that UCLA wide receivers coach Eric Scott was arrested for burglary earlier today. (HT: Sam.) Eric Scott: arrested for burglary? You knew Pete Carroll’s house had a burglar alarm. You knew

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• SABAN COLLECTS SECONDARY VIOLATIONS, GREY SUITS

  Published: July 25, 2007, 11:43 am

  Tags: Recruiting, Alabama Man He Can Drink He Can Bowl He Can Drink Some, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference

  just shows how closely rival coaches are monitoring the Alabama staff. The piece goes on to say how the NCAA tolerates a certain amount of secondary violations, much like your friendly local neighborhood policeman tolerates the 39 mph you were doing in the 35. That Saban’s been tagged this often and this early means other SEC coaches a.)

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• BLOGTOBERFEST! WEEDSTACHE EDITION

  Published: July 25, 2007, 10:22 am

  Tags: Weed, You Had A Bad Day, All Conference, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri

  Blogtoberfest: for the reader who always hurries their team to the line press A press A press A NOW!!! TWO IMPORTANT SITE NOTES FIRST!!! 1. Taking SEC Media Days reports all day. 2. Looking for someone to work some video for us. Someone with chops. That is all. Pittsburgh defensive end Joe Clermond turned the Wannstache into a Weedstache for a

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• DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 38

  Published: July 25, 2007, 8:14 am

  Tags: Conan Thinks Your Tailgate Is Weak, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference

  Our daily affirmation salutes the adventurous soul of our rivals’ qb, the Baby Sex Cannon, the one and only Matt Stafford…known to some as the cuddly “Big Spoon.” (See here in case you are one of the three people who don’t know where that pic came from, ‘k thx?)

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• EDSBS LIVE! UNDERDOG EDITION

  Published: July 24, 2007, 5:05 pm

  Tags: Media Whoring, Edsbs Socializin, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri

  What: EDSBS Live! online radio, presenting the Underdog Edition. When: 7:30 Eastern, 4:30 for all you angels on the West Coast. Where: At NowLive, where you can chat with each other and the show hosts throughout the broadcast in the online forum, where underdogs from around the world flock to nip and bark at will. To phone in to the show, just

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• THAT'S BOLD: MARK BRADLEY, PRE-COG.

  Published: July 24, 2007, 2:06 pm

  Tags: Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri

  Belated, but since little’s going on today, we dig this from the unused pile of things we should have mentioned at the time but didnt: Mark Bradley offered up his extremely specific picks for the 2007 football season in late June because “deep down you know there'd be a void in your lives if I didn't.” Howard Stern-like bluster

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• DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 36

  Published: July 27, 2007, 9:31 am

  Tags: Applesauce, Blog Buddies, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri

  Sometimes, we imagine Bobby Bowden looks behind him and thinks “How the hell’d I end up in Nuremburg?” Ah, but for a ninety degree twist of the wrist at full extension, sir.

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• SEC MEDIA DAYS: THAT NOISE IS ED ORGERON

  Published: July 27, 2007, 12:07 pm

  Tags: The Orgeron, Lemsday, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference

  Saban claimed the 2003 BCS championship at LSU while Orgeron was an assistant coach at Southern California, a team the AP and others declared was the real national champion. Then he finally explained how a Delta State walk-on became the starting qb at Ole Miss, saying that Brent Schaeffer’s automatic spot as starter under center was

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• THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/31/07

  Published: July 30, 2007, 11:21 am

  Tags: Video Game Stabbin, Blog Buddies, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, All Conference, Bloviating, All Name Team, Big 10 Conference, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference, Big 12 Conference, Pacific 10 Confer

  against teams, their coaches, and their fanbases. Reading through the Bible last night, we came to the Book of Illinois, and…sigh. They’re still gonna suck, especially across the front of the defensive line and in the still-patchy secondary. (Though corner Vontae Davis will be just fine on his lonesome.) But they won’t

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• THE LEE CORSO SKIN TONE WATCH

  Published: July 30, 2007, 1:27 pm

  Tags: Espn Hollywoodtainment, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri

  Do you have enough plastic sheeting? It’s an essential part of your family’s preparedness for college football season with many uses: makeshift tailgating shelter, sturdy foodwrap, and a handy sanitary flooring you may put around your vomit perimeter during those long buildups to night games. Just another reminder from the Department

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• DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 32

  Published: July 31, 2007, 9:24 am

  Tags: Hope, Big 10 Conference, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri

  For today, we remind you that carrying a farting, 30 pound piece of metal around a field while wearing a dorky wool/poly blend uniform does have its benefits.

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