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| BumpCrack Links 155 |
| Published: August 15, 2007, 3:14 pm |
| Tags: Bumpcrack Links, Celebrities, Bikini, Bumpcrack, Bumpshack, Candy Spelling, Carmen Electra, Christina Aguilera, Chuck Norris, Clay Aiken, Ellen Pompeo, Gwen Stefani, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Plastic Surgery, Pregnant, Rich, Sex, Sexy, Sexy Back, Tori Spelling |
| her show- Celebrity Smack! Chuck Norris got a lil plastic work done- City Rag Paris Hilton attacks Lindsay Lohan- Gone Hollywood Carmen Electra in her bikini bottoms- Grumpiest Christina Aguilera looking very pregnant- Hollywood Backwash Gwen Stefani’s Lamb fragrance ads- Popbytes |
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| Meet the New Chuck Norris: Shiny, Tight and Gleaming White |
| Published: August 15, 2007, 9:50 pm |
| Tags: Britney, Chuck Norris, Hairpiece, Imdb, Late Night Tv, Plastic Surgery, Walker Texas Ranger, Weave |
| that is. We haven't seen Chuck since he demonstrated his master of reading ("I don't need to read! I'll just kick your head off!") on late night TV. Now we know why everybody else had all the lines on Walker, Texas Ranger. Laugh if you must, but I loved that show. Now, Chuck. Tell the truth.Would you believe this guy is 67? IMDB tells me so |
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| Even Though She's Skin and Bones, Angelina Still Rocks Chicks With Guns Genre |
| Published: August 17, 2007, 8:39 pm |
| Tags: Angelina, Brad, Burberry, Chicks Guns, Chuck Norris, Eating Disorder, Heroin, Skin Bones, Suri Cruise, Zahara |
| her bullets will stop even Chuck Norris. How to dress for cartop gun battle It's good to see Angie working again. When her mother finally died after a long and painful battle with cancer, Angie mourned her loss deeply, and has dropped about 15 pounds from a frame that couldn't stand to lose even 5. Rumors of a returned dalliance with heroin |
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| Takeshi's Challenge |
| Published: August 30, 2007, 1:50 am |
| Tags: Nes, Buried In Sand, Chuck Norris, Deplete, Evidence Points, Forced To Watch, Hell, Horribly, Katamari, Kml, Mutilated, One At Time, Robot Chicken, Roundhouse, Screen Changes, Takeshi, Thousand Times Yes, Trillion, Ve Won, Wario Ware, Youtube |
| “This game is known for the outrageous tasks it asks the player to perform, such as use the included ‘Nintendo Famicom Controller II’ and its in-built microphone to sing karaoke continuously for an hour without touching any other buttons, and hitting the final boss 20,000 times to defeat him.” (more…) |
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| What the Dallas Stars should consider wearing |
| Published: September 3, 2007, 1:58 pm |
| Tags: Pro Sports, Hockey, Anaheim, Chris Pronger, Chuck Norris, Dallas, Logo, Minnesota, Stars |
| Ever since defecting from Minnesota in the nineties and moving to Texas, the Dallas Stars have kept true to the uniforms of the Minnesota North Stars in two areas: the colors of green and gold and the star logo (which Minnesota had changed a few years before the move from a fascinating N-pointing-toward-the-North-Star logo). Dallas, [...] |
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| Wonk'd Dept.: Virginia Ranger |
| Published: September 7, 2007, 4:06 pm |
| Tags: Chuck Norris, David Gregory, Helen Thomas, Jim Webb, Karl Rove, Sightings, Wonk D, Wonk D Dept |
| week, Chuck Norris, Jim Webb, Karl Rove, David Gregory, and Helen Thomas were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as always, is after the jump.See someone we’ve heard of somewhere in or near the district? Tell us about it in an email, with the subject line |
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| Wonk'd Dept.: Virginia Ranger |
| Published: September 7, 2007, 4:06 pm |
| Tags: Chuck Norris, David Gregory, Helen Thomas, Jim Webb, Karl Rove, Sightings, Wonk D, Wonk D Dept |
| This week, Chuck Norris, Jim Webb, Karl Rove, David Gregory, and Helen Thomas were all spotted being various degrees of famous at various places by our spies and operatives. Voyeuristic fun, as... |
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| They Sent Him Over There So He Would Stop Making Movies Over Here: Uhh, Chuck Norris is in Iraq this week, writing ... |
| Published: September 19, 2007, 7:19 pm |
| Tags: Chuck Norris, Iraq, Quicklinks, They Sent Him Over There So He Would Stop Making Movies Over Here, Wtf |
| Uhh, Chuck Norris is in Iraq this week, writing columns for World Net Daily about how great everything’s going over there. [New York] |
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| They Sent Him Over There So He Would Stop Making Movies Over Here: Uhh, Chuck Norris is in Iraq this week, writing ... |
| Published: September 19, 2007, 7:19 pm |
| Tags: Chuck Norris, Iraq, Quicklinks, They Sent Him Over There So He Would Stop Making Movies Over Here, Wtf |
| Uhh, Chuck Norris is in Iraq this week, writing columns for World Net Daily about how great everything’s going over there. [New York] |
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| Oracle of Omaha Screws With Everyone's Head |
| Published: September 27, 2007, 1:30 pm |
| Tags: Company Town, Andre 3000, Anthony Kennedy, Chuck Norris, Goldman Sachs, Huffington Post, Maria Bartiromo, Mario Testino, Michael Mukasey, New York Times, Warren Buffett, Zac Posen |
| • "The tears of Chuck Norris would supply enough liquidity to solve the credit crisis. Too bad he never cries." [Bloomberg]MEDIA • The Huffington Post could be profitable as early as next year, though Ariana has no plans to begin paying bloggers anytime soon — or ever. As for HuffPo's editing, one blogger brags, "I've |
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| Dept. Of The U.s. Economy Exists Because Chuck Norris Permits It To Exist: U.S. Economy In Trouble? Call Chuck Norris |
| Published: September 27, 2007, 2:52 pm |
| Tags: Apocalypse, Chuck Norris, Collapse, Dept Of The U S Economy Exists Because Chuck Norris Permits It To Exist, Dollar, Great Depression, Iraq |
| Chuck Norris recently and forcefully reminded us in a masculine manner that he would single-handedly turn Iraq into a manly democracy ruled by the iron fists of Chuck Norris. Now Bloomberg markets... |
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| Dept. Of The U.s. Economy Exists Because Chuck Norris Permits It To Exist: U.S. Economy In Trouble? Call Chuck Norris |
| Published: September 27, 2007, 2:52 pm |
| Tags: Apocalypse, Chuck Norris, Collapse, Dept Of The U S Economy Exists Because Chuck Norris Permits It To Exist, Dollar, Great Depression, Iraq |
| begs for mercy. The Chuck Norris dollar buys 3 Canadian dollars, and trades at parity with the euro. Chuck Norris doesn’t supply collateral, only collateral damage. The tears of Chuck Norris would supply enough liquidity to solve the credit crisis. Too bad he never cries. When the yield on a Chuck Norris bond goes up, the price also |
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| Cinematical Seven: When Macho Actors Go Soft |
| Published: September 28, 2007, 4:02 pm |
| Tags: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Arnoldschwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Brucewillis, Chuck Norris, Chucknorris, Cinematical, Dolph Lundgren, Dolphlundgren, Dwayne Johnson, Dwaynejohnson, Exit Wounds, Exitwounds, Film, Half Past Dead, Halfpastdead, Jackie Chan, Jackiechan, Judge Dredd |
| Filed under: Action & Adventure, Comedy, Disney, Family Films, Cinematical Seven, Remakes and Sequels, ListsAnother macho man has made the obligatory leap into the kiddie pool. This time it's Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson who has gone and starred opposite a child in this weekend's new release The Game Plan. Could it damage his potential for |
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| Major Endorsements: Chuck Norris Endorses Huckabee, Ninja-Dropkicks Hillary |
| Published: October 22, 2007, 12:09 pm |
| Tags: Chuck Norris, God, Major Endorsements, Mike Huckabee, Ninjas, Worldnetdaily |
| In a power play that dramatically alters the Republican presidential playing field, actor/ninja Chuck Norris, most famous for his role as a karate mentor in the delightful Sidekicks, has endorsed... |
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| Walker, Texas Kingmaker |
| Published: October 22, 2007, 4:10 pm |
| Tags: Chuck Norris, Politics, Tbrief |
| activist/internet demigod Chuck Norris abandons his own promising presidential candidacy and makes his official endorsement for the Republican nomination, pledging to saddle up and rise a conservative dark horse all the way to the White House: "A short time ago, I wrote in jest about what I would do if I am elected president. Of course, that |
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