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• Welcome Back, Farter: Cary Tennis Cannot Take His Own Allegorical Advice

  Published: July 26, 2007, 1:41 pm

  Tags: Bad Advice, Cary Tennis, First They Came For The Farters And I Said Nothing, Salon, Welcome Back Farter

  A troubled young man relates a recent unpleasant experience to Salon agony aunt Cary Tennis. The poor fellow was stranded on the tarmac after his flight was canceled when a trauma occurred. The...

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• Bad Advice: One week apart, Slate's Dear Prudence and ...

  Published: October 11, 2007, 5:15 pm

  Tags: Bad Advice, Cary Tennis, Salon, Slate, This Thing Looks Like That Thing

  One week apart, Slate's Dear Prudence and Salon's Cary Tennis answer the same dumb letter, about how to deal with a religious child who thinks you're going to hell. Neither of their answers are...

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• "I Think You Should E-mail My Wife And Apologize" [Crap Request From A Dude]

  Published: November 8, 2007, 1:00 pm

  Tags: Cary Tennis, Crap Request From A Dude, Salon

  For possibly the first time in his career, Salon's resident sensitive new age ponytail man cum advice columnist Cary Tennis gives excellent council. A woman wrote in today about an "emotional affair"... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Should A Woman Take Her Husband's Name? [License To Wed]

  Published: November 16, 2007, 5:30 pm

  Tags: Cary Tennis, Feminism, License To Wed, Names, Top, Xx Factor

  Oh God, I find myself agreeing with ashram-friendly advice columnist Cary Tennis for the second time in under a month! Today, Cary deals with a woman who is afraid that taking her husband-to-be's... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Why Won't Cary Tennis Disappear Already? [Cary Tennis]

  Published: January 9, 2008, 3:15 am

  Tags: Cary Tennis, Scary Pennis, Self Yelp

  Salon's advice guy Cary Tennis has never, to our knowledge, actually given good advice. It's almost as if people write to him so as to know what paths to avoid. But seriously, Jan. 9th letter is too...

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• Unchecked Cary Tennis Continues Slide Towards Madness [Advice]

  Published: February 15, 2008, 11:31 am

  Tags: Advice, Candyland, Cary Tennis, Madness, Media, Salon

  When we last checked in on Salon's crazy columnist Cary Tennis, he was angrily telling all his online critics to leave him alone. And he hasn't heard anything from us since! Unfortunately, outside...

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• Is Seeing Prostitutes A Deal Breaker? [Eliot Mess]

  Published: March 10, 2008, 4:30 pm

  Tags: Cary Tennis, Eliot Mess, Eliot Spitzer, Hookers, Polls, Prostitutes, Salon

  So, Eliot Spitzer, huh? As most know by now, the muckraking, ethically-superior New York Governor is said to have been "involved" in a prostitution ring. There were federal wiretaps at play, and the... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• How Do Know If Your Writing Is Crap?

  Published: April 28, 2008, 7:10 pm

  Tags: Ink Stained Wretches, Advice, Bloggers, Blogging, Cary Tennis, Media, Salon, Writers

  advice columnist Cary Tennis really earned his paycheck this week. In this week’s edition of “Since You Asked,” an aspiring writer asks the question all journalists ask themselves when they’re first starting out: How do we know if writing is supposed to be your career or your hobby? “A Writer or a

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• Girl: 'Should I Move Home?' Cary Tennis: 'I am a child of Florida's warm, wet indolence' [Advice]

  Published: June 11, 2008, 12:16 pm

  Tags: Advice, Cary Tennis, Columnists, Crazy People, Do Not Listen To This Man, Drugs, Media, Salon, The Internets

  Salon's clinically insane advice columnist Cary Tennis today gets the chance to respond to the most stereotypical post-college question imaginable. A 24-year-old girl moved to LA to get into the film...

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• Cary Tennis [Cary Tennis]

  Published: July 15, 2008, 5:24 pm

  Tags: Cary Tennis, Salon

  "Also, the dolphin represents to you not just your link to our ancestors in the sea but your wishes for your own penis, a penis that wants to swim in public and be displayed, that wants to jump...

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