NBA PLAYOFFS BETTERS WELCOME!
| Tug Of War |
| Published: August 7, 2007, 1:00 am |
| Tags: The Stories, Accident, Carat Half, Carrot Cake, Coat, Divorced, Ex Wife, Fourth Of July Weekend, Get Her To Bend Over, No Anniversary, No Birthday, Paris, Puppy, Ring, Smile, Waitress |
| And that ring's what? A carat-and-a-half? Why haven't you sold it or put it away? Why would I? Because it should remind you of the happy husband who bought it for you on your second wedding anniversary. Along with a puppy you carelessly ran over in your haste to make a massage appointment. That was an accident! That |
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