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People with Pit Bulls Don't Kill Pit Bulls; Pit Bulls Kill Pit Bulls

Published: July 26, 2007, 9:00 am

Tags: Michael Vick, Will No One Blame The Pit Bulls, Captain Caveman, If They Called Me Ookie It Would Really Be On

(Alternate Headline: "Donny Dogkiller: Sports Illustrated Links Mattingly to Dog Fighting")Ah, 1987. We were all so much more careful, more prepared for the worst twenty years ago. No one was on Prozac. The Unabomber bombed freely. The Japanese stood poised to destroy every American business. Consecutive summer Olympics had been marred by

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KSK 2007 NFL Prekkake: Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Published: July 19, 2007, 1:44 am

Tags: Ksk 2007 Nfl Season Prekakke, Gay Quarterbacks, Captain Caveman, Tampa Bay

subtle.3. The Bucs mascot is Captain Fear. His web page says that his hobbies are "Surfing, Jet Skiing, Sword Tricks, and Attending Birthday Parties," which is what I've always looked for in a life partner. However, I found this unauthorized history of him somewhat more entertaining:Captain Fear used to sail around the Caribbean, drinking rum,

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Kill Kill Kill: ESPN Finally Gets Rid of Len Pasquarelli

Published: July 18, 2007, 1:50 pm

Tags: Drew Isn T The Only One Who Does These You Know, Kill Kill Kill, Pink Mists, Captain Caveman, Splosions

So, got yerself a dead whale on the beach, eh? Eight tons of rotting flesh is an unpleasant smell, even if you live in Cleveland. Well, you can let the seagulls and crabs work on that beast, but they might as well be union labor or the Raiders offense at their pace. Our recommendation: eliminate that motherfucker RIGHT NOW in just three easy

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Captain Beefheart I'm Going To Do What I Want To @ 192

Published: July 31, 2007, 7:42 am

Tags: Captain Beefheart

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KSK and Peter King Agree: Brady Quinn Is a Jackass

Published: August 2, 2007, 12:16 pm

Tags: Brady Quinn, Gay Quarterbacks, Peter King, Captain Caveman

Recently, there's been much some ado about Brady Quinn's preposterous holdout, in which the draft's #22 pick has yet to report to training camp because he and agent Tom Condon feel that Quinn deserves top-ten money.And I think we can all say in unison: Fuck Brady Quinn. I feel like carrying a claw hammer around in my bag so I can brutally murder

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Man Sentenced to 500 Hours in a Cemetery

Published: August 3, 2007, 2:37 pm

Tags: Lessons Learned, Captain, Dead, Judge, Military, Sentence, Vows

decorated U.S. Marine Corps captain seems appropriate.Though the man never served in the Marines, he bought a uniform at a military surplus store and used medals

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O' Captain, My Captain: Best.Draft.Ever.

Published: August 4, 2007, 4:01 pm

Tags: Brandon Funston Locked In My Closet, Fantasy Football, O Captain My Captain, People Without Anything Better To Do

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O' Captain, My Captain: Best.Draft.Ever.

Published: August 4, 2007, 4:01 pm

Tags: Brandon Funston Locked In My Closet, Fantasy Football, O Captain My Captain, People Without Anything Better To Do

I know that nobody likes hearing about other people's fantasy football lives-- but this could be an exception. The intrepid Andy Behrens of Yahoo! Fantasy! gathered up a group of 12 sports bloggers to form the Tank Johnson Desert Classic. The league is a highly volatile experiment that Behrens will chronicle throughout the season in lieu of some

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KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: New Orleans Saints

Published: August 7, 2007, 9:39 am

Tags: Bad Ms Paint, Ksk 2007 Nfl Season Prekakke, Captain Caveman

Clockwise from left: QB Drew Brees, RB Reggie Bush, K Olindo Mare, and FS Kevin KaesviharnFive Fast Facts About the Saints:- Kicker John Carney was released in April, leaving fullback Mike Karney as the only "carnie" on the team. Well, besides linebacker Mark Simoneau. He can guess your weight within three pounds.- The Louisiana Superdome, which

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David Carr Marauds Through North Carolina Killing Children Oh God the Humanity

Published: August 8, 2007, 12:54 pm

Tags: Captain Caveman, Quarterbacks

Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood. Passersby were amazed by the

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Marvel Announces Media Line-up: Movies, Games and Even a Musical!

Published: August 8, 2007, 8:32 am

Tags: Ant Man, Captain America, Captainamerica, Cinematical, Film, Julie Taymor, Julietaymor, Marvel, Movies, Nick Fury, Nickfury, The Avengers, Theavengers, Thor

Four, Incredible Hulk, Captain America, Daredevil and Iron Man. And if you regularly read Cinematical, you know that at least a few movies are in production with these characters. Marvel Entertainment has now released their second quarter earnings for 2007, and have included the company's list of projects, which you can find over at

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Pacman Jones Obviously, Indelibly Connected to Dog Fighting

Published: August 9, 2007, 11:44 am

Tags: Pacman Jones, Too Tired To Be Inspired, Captain Caveman, Dog Fighting

Faithful KSK reader "naptowndrew" sent us this photo of Pacman Jones holding a pit bull puppy, conclusive evidence that Jones is closely tied to the seedy underworld of dog fighting. So, like, what do I do now? Do I keep up with the fake-news format of claiming Pac is into dog fighting? Should I make up a conversation between Michael Vick and

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Clubbing the professional stereotype

Published: August 13, 2007, 2:09 pm

Tags: Captain Morgan Club Rugby

Captain Morgan has come on board to supply you club nutters with your own forum of news and views.

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Clubbing the professional stereotype

Published: August 14, 2007, 8:51 am

Tags: Captain Morgan Club Rugby

Captain Morgan has come on board to supply you club nutters with your own forum of news and views.