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• Jessica Simpson Turns Down Porn

  Published: July 30, 2007, 9:02 am

  Tags: Blonde Ambition, Cinematical, Film, Jenna Jameson, Jessica Simpson, Jessicasimpson, Movies, Porn, Scarlett Johansson

  Simpson's newest flick, Blonde Ambition, from the release schedule because the competition was too great and (to quote an insider) "Jessica gives a terrible performance." Hey, but according to some, she's just one nekked role away from an Oscar. So what do we know?Permalink   Email this   Comments

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• The Dumb Blonde Police Applicant

  Published: August 13, 2007, 11:00 am

  Tags: Dumb Blonde

  A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can't just turn her away, and orders to desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, "What's 2+2?"

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• Why Kristen Bell isn't doing Lost - UPDATE

  Published: August 14, 2007, 4:59 am

  Tags: Ausiello, Broadway, Hawaii, Kristen Bell, Kristenbell, Legally Blonde, New York City, Nyc, Tv Guide, Veronica Mars

  Broadway version of Legally Blonde in February. He's putting two-and-two together to come to this conclusion, but it seems pretty logical. She has wanted to do Broadway in the past, but her Veronica Mars schedule would never accommodate it.This seems like an...interesting...career choice. A role on Lost would boost her visibility with mainstream

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• Not All Dumb Blondes are Women

  Published: August 15, 2007, 11:00 am

  Tags: Dumb Blonde

  An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

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• New So Blonde Screenshots

  Published: August 28, 2007, 10:33 am

  Tags: Computer, Games, Game Companies, Anaconda, Monkey Island, Screenshots, So Blonde, Wizarbox

  developer Wizarbox; So Blonde. There are some really great new screens out for it. So Blonde Centers around a spoiled 17 year old named Sunny Blonde who washes up on an island in the Bermuda Triangle after a storm . It seems that Sunny’s not only shipwrecked, but has traveled back through time to the 17th century when Pirates

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• Nervous, are we?

  Published: August 29, 2007, 9:43 am

  Tags: Fascinating Weird, Acting Stupid, Dumb Blonde, Good Morning America, Miss Teen Usa, Stereotypical, Teen Representative, Unintelligent

  and adds to the dumb blonde theory. Everybody around the world is laughing at us as we speak and you may have just embarrassed your home state. Thank goodness she didn’t win. I can’t imagine the fact that she could have been our teen representative to the rest of the world. Saying that, such is our society that stupid and

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• She Was A Damn Blonde

  Published: August 27, 2007, 9:05 am

  Tags: Blonde, Funny Quotes, Funny Things, Blonde Jokes, Jokes

  She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept. She thought General Motors was in the army. She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius." She tripped over a cordless phone. She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said, "concentrate." She told

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• Rita Cosby Lying Bitch

  Published: September 5, 2007, 3:24 am

  Tags: Legal, Entertainment, Celebrity Gossip, Anna Nicole Smith, Bill O Reilly, Blonde Ambition, Blonde Ambition Rita Cosby, Fox News, Larry Birkhead, Rita Cosby, Rita Cosby Blonde Ambition, Rita Cosby Book, Rita Cosby Fired

  her upcoming book “Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith’s Death”, where she rather boldy makes allegations against Anna’s former lovers, Larry Birkhead Larry Birkhead is fighting back, threatening to sue Rita Cosby and, apparently, news outlets that feature her talking about the book. According to

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• 17 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL

  Published: September 6, 2007, 5:00 pm

  Tags: Blonde Sargacity

  blonde sagacity: 17 WAYS TO BE A GOOD LIBERAL

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• Legally Blonde Musical Hits MTV

  Published: September 7, 2007, 3:44 pm

  Tags: Reese Witherspoon Legally Blonde Reese Witherspoon Gossip Reese Witherspoon News Reese Witherspoon Pictures Celeb Gossip Mtv Legally Blonde

  musical “Legally Blonde” and we couldn’t be more excited. For those of you who haven’t had the pleasure of a trip to New York City, there is a theater district on Broadway that is a hotbed for stage shows.  Legally Blonde is a $10 million production, and they’re hoping that by airing it on MTV, that

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• iTunes, WinAMP and Juice - what do they have in common?

  Published: September 9, 2007, 1:02 am

  Tags: Napster, Marketing, Itunes, Thin 19 Year Old Blonde Sorority Girls, Podcatchers, Winamp, Ogg Vorbis, Foobar2000, Blow Monkeys, Microsoft Works, Cocaine, Mp3, Juice, Steve Jobs

  picture a thin 19 year old blonde sorority girl saying it without sounded disgusted or confused? A second, but not as important, question can you picture an 80 year old grandmother saying it without sounded disgusted or confused? To be fair, if there is enough "umph" behind a geeky term it will work it's way in to the lexicon. mp3 was also

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• Not All Dumb Blondes are Women

  Published: August 15, 2007, 11:00 am

  Tags: Dumb Blonde

  An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this building."

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• The Dumb Blonde Police Applicant

  Published: August 13, 2007, 11:00 am

  Tags: Dumb Blonde

  A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The captain says they can't just turn her away, and orders to desk officer to ask her a few questions as if doing an interview. Not having any idea what to ask her to disqualify her application, the officer asks, "What's 2+2?"

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• Blonde orphans coming out of hiding: Paris not adopting (yet)

  Published: September 16, 2007, 6:02 am

  Tags: Celebrity Adoptions, Celebrityadoptions, Christina Aguilera, Christinaaguilera, Nicole Richie, Nicolerichie, Paris Adopting Blonde Girls, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Adopting, Paris Hilton Needs Attention, Paris Wants Own Children, Parisadoptingblondegirls, Parishilto

  had plans to adopt four blonde baby girls to turn into miniature versions of herself. When asked if adopting an instant Aryan, Brangelina-size family was her plan, Hilton responded with characteristic eloquence, "That's retarded. No, I'm not." Hilton appears to be suffering from an attention deficit among all her gestating peers. She

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• Reese Witherspoon: I Can Be Really Fun!

  Published: September 19, 2007, 7:24 am

  Tags: Cute, News, Celebrity Gossip, General, Images, Daily Update, Beautiful, Legally Blonde, Reese Witherspoon

  She's young, beautiful and wealthy, but can't seem to cut it when it comes to relationships. And while the media has attributed her relationship woes to her control freak ways, (more…) Beautiful, Celebrity Gossip, Cute, Daily update, General, Images, Legally Blonde, News, Reese Witherspoon

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