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• ZE BIG TWELEVEN DETESTS YOUR FEEBLE MATH

  Published: July 26, 2007, 3:21 pm

  Tags: Media Whoring, Excellence Is The Product Of Managerial Synergies Flowi, Blog Buddies, Big 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Southeastern Conference

  Jim Delany of the Big Ten, normally referred to around here as “dikfase” (SEC grad, sorry,can’t spell but that won’t surprise you, right Jim?) has numerous irons in the fire at the moment. And now, my stunning version of “Hustlin’” by Rick Ross. First he’s busy ramming the Big Ten Network (The

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• DAY 2 AT THE LIARS' CLUB: SEC MEDIA DAYS SCHEDULE

  Published: July 26, 2007, 11:59 am

  Tags: I Don T Have Time For This Shit, Media Whoring, Blog Buddies, College Football, Southeastern Conference

  lbs.” The Tide Sports Blog has evidence that Alabama sportswriter Kevin Scarbinsky is dressing like Bumpy from Shaft. It moved! Saban just arriving in the building is news in Alabama. Bobby Johnson, like Steve Martin in so many ways. The Vandy coach answered a question about text messaging by sending a quick text message as a reply,

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• UPDATE: UCLA COACH HAD PRIORS

  Published: July 26, 2007, 10:55 am

  Tags: Flexible Curses, Fulmer Cup, Blog Buddies, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri

  Ever have one of those days where you wake up convinced you’ve killed someone? Or robbed a house? And you’re covered in blood and lying naked in the park, a human femur lodged in your mouth? That’s precisely what every day is like for us. Again? Dammit. Therefore we welcome UCLA WR coach Eric Scott to the damn club, son. He

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• SEC MEDIA DAYS: HIGHLIGHTS

  Published: July 25, 2007, 5:24 pm

  Tags: Media Whoring, Click Clack, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Atlantic Coast Conference, Southeastern Conference

  building to SEC Media days, blogging and flogging the shit out of the proceedings with a pretty manic pace for journos, what with all the “fact checking” and “not using profanity” they have to do over there. A few of the highlights, since it is OBC’s day to crow over there. (BTW: the best part about Spurrier

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• SABAN COLLECTS SECONDARY VIOLATIONS, GREY SUITS

  Published: July 25, 2007, 11:43 am

  Tags: Recruiting, Alabama Man He Can Drink He Can Bowl He Can Drink Some, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference

  Nick Saban’s been collecting secondary recruiting violations, according to Ray Melick on Al.com quoting “an official with knowledge of the infractions process.” This kind of leakage regarding secondary violations is common enough on message boards. They’re the kind of tales usually involving second-root contact with

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• BLOGTOBERFEST! WEEDSTACHE EDITION

  Published: July 25, 2007, 10:22 am

  Tags: Weed, You Had A Bad Day, All Conference, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri

  Blogtoberfest: for the reader who always hurries their team to the line press A press A press A NOW!!! TWO IMPORTANT SITE NOTES FIRST!!! 1. Taking SEC Media Days reports all day. 2. Looking for someone to work some video for us. Someone with chops. That is all. Pittsburgh defensive end Joe Clermond turned the Wannstache into a Weedstache for a

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• DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 38

  Published: July 25, 2007, 8:14 am

  Tags: Conan Thinks Your Tailgate Is Weak, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference

  Our daily affirmation salutes the adventurous soul of our rivals’ qb, the Baby Sex Cannon, the one and only Matt Stafford…known to some as the cuddly “Big Spoon.” (See here in case you are one of the three people who don’t know where that pic came from, ‘k thx?)

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• DO NOT EXPLAIN THE PLOT: WHAT WE DO HERE

  Published: July 24, 2007, 3:33 pm

  Tags: Bloviating, Espn Hollywoodtainment, Blog Buddies, College Football

  in about the world of blogs and the mainstream media. That spinning sound you hear? That’s Sontag in her grave. (Again, please, put down the lighter and gas can. This won’t be long.) We’re only concerned about what we find interesting in college football, and seek to write about it. (more…)

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• THAT'S BOLD: MARK BRADLEY, PRE-COG.

  Published: July 24, 2007, 2:06 pm

  Tags: Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri

  Belated, but since little’s going on today, we dig this from the unused pile of things we should have mentioned at the time but didnt: Mark Bradley offered up his extremely specific picks for the 2007 football season in late June because “deep down you know there'd be a void in your lives if I didn't.” Howard Stern-like bluster

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• Emo Porn

  Published: November 30, 2006, 3:32 am

  Tags: Blog

  You probably have to be over 18 to read this. You're over 18, right? I thought so. Among the millions of websites with pornographic content out there, there are countless ones dedicated to military studs, interracial sex, intergenerational sex. If you look hard enough, you can even find a handful of twink sites (young looking, legal boys having

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• Unsigned Band. Unnamed Journal.

  Published: August 24, 2006, 5:54 am

  Tags: Blog

  Our band had it's first show. We get to matter, but only for thirty minutes. Then there is a finale. A guitar is split over a speaker cabinet. Feedback hangs over the air like a mist over a crowd that wishes it could only allow itself to dance. Then it's over and we're back to being dead-end kids.

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• Emo Love In 1969: A Short Film

  Published: July 22, 2006, 9:26 pm

  Tags: Blog

  The next time some punk kid says emo is merely a passing fad, point him to this video to prove just how long emo's really been around =)

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• Whistleblowers: 'Times' Dining Editor Reveals Complete Lack Of Staff

  Published: July 26, 2007, 5:45 pm

  Tags: Freelancers Who Eat, New York Times, Omg He S So Dead, Pete Wells, The New York Times Is Just A Fancy Blog, Whistleblowers

  This week, New York Times Dining section editor Pete Wells is being forced to answer the questions of Times readers in Talk of the Newsroom. Wells—a relative newbie to the paper, as he arrived...

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• Blog-a-Book: Jeeves in the Offing

  Published: July 26, 2007, 4:28 pm

  Tags: Blog A Book

  a P. G. Wodehouse novel for blog-a-book. Besides laughter, another aspect of comedy is truth. Some suggest that comedy is really a falsification of reality, but as author Adam Thirlwell writes in the Guardian Unlimited, There is no reason why comedy should force you to falsify .Only false comedy falsifies. Comedies provide us with

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• Blog-a-Book: He that lives must mourn

  Published: July 25, 2007, 11:50 am

  Tags: Blog A Book

  The titles of the two poems by Charlotte Bront (author of Jane Eyre) in The Book of Uncommon Prayer tell a heartbreaking story: "On the Death of Anne Bront " and "On the Death of Emily Bront ." In the space of about eight months, Charlotte's brother had died of alcohol- and drug-related illness, and both of her brilliant

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