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Today's Fresh Blogs...| DAILY AFFIRMATION: VIDEO EDITION |
| Published: July 30, 2007, 9:43 am |
| Tags: Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome |
| In 33 days…fire your coach if this happens to your team. Immediately. Do not pass go. Don’t even fucking think about giving him 200 dollars. Awesome Football Trick Play - Watch more free videos |
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| THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/31/07 |
| Published: July 30, 2007, 11:21 am |
| Tags: Video Game Stabbin, Blog Buddies, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, All Conference, Bloviating, All Name Team, Big 10 Conference, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference, Big 12 Conference, Pacific 10 Confer |
| 1. We’re having a crisis of sorts. Damn you, Phil Steele–you have to point out the ugly facts of the situation rather than letting us dwell in our fantasy world of long-held grudges, stereotypes, and facile prejudices against teams, their coaches, and their fanbases. Reading through the Bible last night, we came to the Book of |
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| THE DENNIS ERICKSON SHOW |
| Published: August 1, 2007, 12:10 pm |
| Tags: Drankin, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri |
| Coach E here, and I want to welcome you to the coolest corner of Arizona State television, the Dennis Erickson Show. It’s called that because the host is me, Dennis E. But you can call me DE, since that’s what all the brothers on the team call me. I dated a black chick once. She stabbed her next boyfriend. When you got it like that, |
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| FULMER CUP: HO -TRE DAME |
| Published: August 6, 2007, 9:58 am |
| Tags: Fulmer Cup, You Had Bad Day, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Bamf, College Football, Notre Dame, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri |
| The full–and we mean really, really full–Fulmer Cup report comes later today. But we must pre-empt and give you this amuse bouche from the blotter in South Bend, Indiana, where there actually are prostitutes. Derrell Hand, 20, a University of Notre Dame defensive end/nose tackle, was arrested and jailed Thursday afternoon for |
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| COLLEGE FOOTBALL COMES TO CHINA |
| Published: August 8, 2007, 2:41 pm |
| Tags: Blog Buddies, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Mid Major Conferences, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri |
| Coach Leach are more than welcome in the comments thread, though we lean toward “Anchors Aweigh.” |
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| A BRIEF DIALOGUE BETWEEN TWO YOUNG MEN |
| Published: August 13, 2007, 12:12 pm |
| Tags: Hardcore, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference |
| Matthew Stafford: Shit! Look at that shit, Mo. Mohammed Massaquoi: Fucking shit. Matthew Stafford: Holy. Shit. Mo Massaquoi: Holy. Shit. Stafford: (downs sandwich) That’s our fucking coach levitating. Mo: Upside-fuckin-down, man. He’s levitating upside-fuckin’-down. Stafford: Like he’s Neo, dude. Fuckin’ A. Mo: |
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| NEBRASKA TATTOO SPEAKS OUT |
| Published: August 15, 2007, 3:40 pm |
| Tags: Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Ha Ha, Alas, Making Notre Dame Look Ethnic, Blog Buddies, Big 12 Conference, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri |
| Sure. You thought it was a good idea, just like all the mad geniuses do. I’ll bring something into the world that no one’s seen before, and just leave it to rot here, to fend for itself, like some kind of half-frog, half-man. It’s new! Bigger! Stronger! Faster! We had to be…different, didn’t we? You couldn’t |
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| THE WISHBONE: ALIEN-PROOF |
| Published: August 17, 2007, 12:44 pm |
| Tags: Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Alabama Man He Can Drink He Can Bowl He Can Drink Some, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference |
| Bunda’s on the way–never fear!–but in the meantime, remember that the wishbone is the antidote to alien invasion, not the foreign viruses and bacteria of this world. H.G. Wells didn’t know shit, man. (HT: Third Saturday in Blogtober.) |
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| TEEBO/TEBOW: AN EWOK OF EXCELLENCE. |
| Published: August 27, 2007, 4:49 pm |
| Tags: Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Blog Buddies, College Football, Southeastern Conference |
| While we’re waiting for someone to explain whether Sammie Stroughter is going to play football or not this year… Oddity abounds. For instance, we write this blog under the name of a former head of the Federal Trade Commission and spokesperson for the 1992 Ross Perot campaign. That’s odd–almost as odd as the fact that Big |
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| CHAD HENNE: JERKING UP FOR 2007 |
| Published: August 28, 2007, 2:24 pm |
| Tags: Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Ha Ha, Blog Buddies, Big 10 Conference, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri |
| Lloyd Carr asks Chad Henne into his office. Henne sits down. Carr: Henne. You need to jerk it up a little. (HT: Larry Brown Sports.) Henne: Um, sir? Carr: Jerk it up. Henne: I…I don’t do that sir. And isn’t that a bit personal. I mean, I’ll do anything for Michigan football, but I can’t see how that’ll |
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| CURIOUS INDEX, 8/29/07 |
| Published: August 29, 2007, 10:04 am |
| Tags: Blog Buddies, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, All Conference, Notre Dame, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big 12 Conference, Atlantic Coast Conference, Southeastern Conference |
| Kirby Kirby Kirby!!! Kirby Freeman is named starter at the University of Miami over incumbent Kyle Wright in what must be the biggest upset in the starting qb battle yet among major schools. Freeman started the last four games of the season for Miami last year when Wright was injured. Freeman is a free-wheeling, mad-scrambling, pick-prone |
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| LEPRECHAUN TELLS US STARTING QB FOR ND IN WEEK ONE |
| Published: August 29, 2007, 4:47 pm |
| Tags: Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, I Have Sugar Problems, Blog Buddies, Notre Dame, Atlantic Coast Conference, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri |
| Meant to say: you’re welcome, sirrah. OS: No problem. How’d you find this out? Galoshes: Oh, I have mah ways with Charlie, ya know. OS: Say no more. Seriously. I don’t want to… Galoshes: No, really, it’s fascinatin’, see? First I gets me lucky ball gag…then I–AAAAIIIIGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!! OS: |
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| CURIOUS INDEX, 8/30/07 |
| Published: August 30, 2007, 10:11 am |
| Tags: Blog Buddies, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Conan Thinks Your Tailgate Weak, Mid Major Conferences, Big 10 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big 12 Conference, College Football, Southeastern Conference |
| Orgy? Did I say orgy? Ohio State’s former president Karen A. Holbrook may have “exaggerated” when she referred to OSU fans’ behavior at games as being like a “drunken orgy.” Holbrook made the remarks during a taped interview, whose really spicy bits are excerpted below: “When you win a game, you |
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| FIVE HOURS |
| Published: August 30, 2007, 3:00 pm |
| Tags: Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome |
| Trying…to…keep…pants…on…and…stay…off…ceiling… Five hours to kickoff. We’re…we’re…WE CAN SING! LISTEN!!! There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling on the ceiling. There is no baby crawling |
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| MEDIC! WEEKEND TRIAGE |
| Published: September 2, 2007, 2:10 pm |
| Tags: Your Ancestors Demand Your Seppuku, You Had Bad Day, All Conference, Your Worst Nightmares, Blog Buddies, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, College Football |
| Kent State. Gene Chizik, welcome to Hell. Not all n00bs fumbled day one: Randy Shannon had the ‘Canes looking muscular, if not offensively viable quite yet, against a decrepit Marshall team (every time we looked over, Marshall’s qb was being bent in half by some brute in orange. Good signs for Miami.) And Mark Dantonio, seeking a |
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