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| RIP Bill Walsh |
| Published: July 30, 2007, 3:25 pm |
| Tags: Here S To You Genius, Big Daddy Drew, Obits |
| Bill Walsh died today. And I thought it would be a nice idea to pay tribute to a guy who helped make the NFL what it is today. Except for the dogfighting. He had nothing to do with that.Walsh was the guy who made it okay for smart people to like football. And, while that may mean he is indirectly responsible for Gregg Easterbrook, on the whole |
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| This Week's KSK Commenter Draft Restaurants Where You Would Like To Eat Your Last Meal |
| Published: July 27, 2007, 9:25 am |
| Tags: New Haven Pizza I M Comin To Getcha, Ksk Commenter Drafts, Big Daddy Drew |
| There's nothing worse than heading to a good restaurant and then ordering the wrong thing. This happened to me last week. You know the drill. You order something, and it's pretty good. Then you take a bite of something the person next to your ordered, and a giant OH FUCK sign flashes in your head. Then you spend the rest of the meal in a deep |
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| Yes, I Have Heard That Man Vs. Wild Is Fake |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 1:08 pm |
| Tags: I Guess I Ll Have To Stalk Jon Krakauer Now, Kill Kill Kill, Big Daddy Drew, Gay |
| I thought you were a bigger man than Les Stroud, who bores the shit outta me! Now, it's like I don't even know you! All the letters I wrote to you all the photos I had framed all the Vermont Teddy Bears I outfitted with fleece vests... all the high tech surveillance I conducted on your family ALL FOR NOTHING! We could have had |
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| The KSK Guide To Naming Your Fantasy Team |
| Published: July 25, 2007, 7:00 am |
| Tags: Big Daddy Drew, Fantasy Football, Ottawa Rumph Riders Might Be Okay |
| Zakk Wylde-Koolaid Maroneys-Big Black Cocks With Pearly White Cum (this may also fit in the Dirty category)-Pumps And A Bump-Mary Worth's Suicide Watch-Spidermanbearpigs-The Ambiguously Gay UffordsAs you can see, it's hard not to spruce up some of these references with salty language. Additions like gaping snatch are always an improvement. |
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| Jeff Triplette, I Am Gonna Find Yo Ass |
| Published: July 23, 2007, 11:19 am |
| Tags: Big Daddy Drew, Eye Gouging |
| So Orlando Brown is picking up the paper the other day and reading about how all the referees in basketball have ties to the mob.Then Orlando Brown read that those refs are rigging games.This made Orlando Brown think.This made Orlando Brown flash back to 1999. This made Orlando Brown think of you, Jeffrey Triplette. This made Orlando Brown think |
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| The Offseason Adventures Of Michael Vick Ookie! Episode 8: Indictment! |
| Published: July 17, 2007, 8:20 pm |
| Tags: Michael Vick, Weed, This Is Not Good, Big Daddy Drew, If He Had Drowned Cats I Would Have Put A Poster Of Him In My Bedroom |
| Vick: Oh, man.Hoo boy.Good Lord.Well, this is it, man. I'm not getting any more stoned than this. I mean, holy fuck.I might be dead.(phone rings)I guess I'm not dead. (picks up phone)Hello?Lawyer: Michael, it's your lawyer.Vick: What's going on, Mr. Perry Mason?Lawyer: Michael, you've been indicted.Vick: Indicted? Really? Who's throwing a |
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| It's The Best Spinoff Of A Spinoff Since Joanie Now Loves Al |
| Published: July 17, 2007, 3:55 pm |
| Tags: Grimey, Big Daddy Drew, It S Already Better Than Ladies By A Mile |
| Folks, I'm proud to announce that longtime KSK commenter Grimey has started his own blog, loljocks. And, from the looks of things, he's well on his way to years and years of blogging success. The site is funny. And, unlike lolcats, it doesn't have any fucking cats.Here were two postcards Grimey sent us for our birthday and our keeper |
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| KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekakke: St. Louis Rams |
| Published: July 30, 2007, 7:51 pm |
| Tags: Ksk 2007 Nfl Season Prekakke, Big Daddy Drew |
| Virginia's own Marc Bulger.Big Daddy Drew: Marc, thanks for taking time to sit down with us.Marc Bulger: No problem.Drew: Last year, I made the finals of my fantasy league. I'd never even made the playoffs before, so I was pretty psyched. The team I went up against had both you and Stephen Jackson. You threw 4 TD's, while Jackson had over |
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| AHHHHHH!!!! FRANK GORE BROKE HIS F KING HAND!!!! |
| Published: July 31, 2007, 11:45 am |
| Tags: Big Daddy Drew, Overthinking Things, Fantasy Football |
| to commit seppuku. Relax, Drew. He's a stud. Remember when you drafted him in the 4th last year? Made you feel like a fucking genius, didn't it? He'll come through. Don't be afraid to draft him. Old Gorey's still got the magic!Unless Michael Robinson bogarts his goal line carries.FUCK.OH, DAMN YOU, PRACTICE! DAMN YOU TO HELL! FOOTBALL |
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| Brady Quinn, Representin' The West Side Of Douchetown |
| Published: July 31, 2007, 4:47 pm |
| Tags: Gay Quarterbacks, Big Daddy Drew, Gay, Very White People |
| From Drunk Athletes come more photos of Brady Quinn getting hammered and acting like Brady Quinn. I know you Browns fans would like Quinn to stop holding out and get into camp. But I'd argue that you should cherish this time you have disassociated from Quinn. Really. Savor every minute.Hat tip to The Big Lead, the raddest blog in town. |
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| A Metaphorical Representation Of Trent Green's Pass Protection |
| Published: August 2, 2007, 4:00 pm |
| Tags: Kill Kill Kill, Big Daddy Drew, Sharks Fucking Rule |
| Tiger Shark Destroys Turtle - Watch more free videosAs you probably already know, it's Shark Week this week, and thank God for that, because there ain't shit else on TV this month. I just wish they'd stop trying to make every shark-related special educational. Is there a more overly researched animal in the universe than the shark? Listen, |
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| This Week's KSK Commenter Draft: Movie Settings Where You Would Like To Go On Vacation |
| Published: August 3, 2007, 9:45 am |
| Tags: Ksk Commenter Drafts, Big Daddy Drew, Then The Oral Sex, Silence Foul Temptress, Perils That Too Perilous, I Bet Lancelot Gay |
| I'll be on vacation next week. And frankly, it's well deserved. You might think it's easy to come up with all these 8th-Grade level dick jokes. Well, it is. But still, I gotta punch all these keys to write them, and that can be tiring. So it's off to the beach with me. I'll be packed into a house with my parents, my wife, my daughter, my |
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| KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekakke New England Patriots |
| Published: September 4, 2007, 11:13 am |
| Tags: Ksk 2007 Nfl Season Prekakke, Big Daddy Drew, 10 Yards Of Awkwardness |
| douchemagnet Dan Koppen.Big Daddy Drew: Dan, thanks for sitting down with us.Dan Koppen: No problem.Drew: As a center, you get to bend over in front of Tom Brady regularly. Does Peter King ever try and steal your practice jersey?Koppen: No.Drew: Does Brady ever bring Gisele Bundchen into the locker room? Because, if the film Buttman |
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| The First Annual KsK Kares Charity Drive |
| Published: September 3, 2007, 1:49 pm |
| Tags: Give Generously Else Ufford Will Come To Your House Berate You For Being Ungrateful Don T Think He Won T Do It, Ksk Kares, Big Daddy Drew |
| As you know, this site is used mostly for evil purposes. And we have every intention of keeping it that way. But, since this is the opening week of the NFL, we can't help but be downright cheery about our good fortune. So, it would seem appropriate that we make a small, fairly pathetic effort to spread that good fortune around to those in need. |
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| KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekakke: New York Jets |
| Published: August 30, 2007, 12:43 pm |
| Tags: Ksk 2007 Nfl Season Prekakke, Big Daddy Drew, 10 Yards Of Awkwardness, I Hope Coles Stepdad Meets Holley Mangold In Dark Alley Raped |
| dream subject Kerry Rhodes.Big Daddy Drew: Kerry, thanks for sitting down with us.Kerry Rhodes: My pleasure.Drew: You were ranked a stunning 29th on Peter King's list of the 500 best NFL players, ahead of Steven Jackson, Larry Johnson, Bart Scott, and many others. What did you do for King for such favorable placement? Were anal beads |
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