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• FULMER CUP: HO -TRE DAME

  Published: August 6, 2007, 9:58 am

  Tags: Fulmer Cup, You Had Bad Day, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Bamf, College Football, Notre Dame, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  The full–and we mean really, really full–Fulmer Cup report comes later today. But we must pre-empt and give you this amuse bouche from the blotter in South Bend, Indiana, where there actually are prostitutes. Derrell Hand, 20, a University of Notre Dame defensive end/nose tackle, was arrested and jailed Thursday afternoon for

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• MEMO: TO MICHIGAN FANS

  Published: September 10, 2007, 12:38 pm

  Tags: Coaching Coup, That Tough Titties For You, Dead Nepali Kings, Bamf, Big 10 Conference, Blog Buddies, College Football

  Dear Michigan fans, We have no words of comfort. For comfort, go to mom, or better yet, Oprah. Or better yet, fire your motherfucking coach once the nadir turns into the midpoint when you lose to Michigan State by thirty, or (Jebus forbid!) Notre Dame next week, or to whomever else would snap the creaky back of the Carr Administration at this

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• 50 REASONS FLORIDA RULES AND TENNESSEE JUST PLAIN SUCKS: 1-20something

  Published: September 11, 2007, 1:55 pm

  Tags: Conan Thinks Your Tailgate Weak, That Tough Titties For You, Bitches, Bamf, College Football, Southeastern Conference

  It’s Hate week 3.0 on EDSBS, meaning that we play Tennessee on Saturday, and can’t sleep for the bloodrage we’re working up prior to the game. Join us and make INGSOC triumphant. We give you chapter two of the Chairman’s manual with Reasons 1-25 Florida Rules and Tennessee Sucks Forever. Because they do, indeed, suck

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• EIGHT REASONS TO WATCH TAMU/MIAMI TONIGHT

  Published: September 20, 2007, 5:29 pm

  Tags: Bamf, Excellence The Product Of Managerial Synergies Flowi, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Big 12 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  You’re going to watch it, anyway, you sick, sick person. However, like the informed observer you are, you’re going to watch and enjoy it thanks to our list of eight totally true things, since you’ve already decided not to go to the gym, spend time with your significant other, or remain sober tonight. Good for you, trooper! Why,

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• CONCUSSION FARM OF 2007: SHAREECE WRIGHT

  Published: October 3, 2007, 5:51 pm

  Tags: Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, College Football, Pacific 10 Conference, Bamf

  Okay, being the premiere football program of the decade may not be all humdrum excellence and hourly romps with ruthlessly waxed, polymorphously perverse and willing sex partners. There are thrilling, unpredictable things happening on the field, and one of them is sophomore cornerback Shareece Wright, one of our nominees for Concussion Farmer of

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