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• Welcome Back Old Man: You Cannot Destroy Priest Holmes

  Published: July 26, 2007, 10:40 am

  Tags: Kansas City Chiefs, Nfl, Priest Holmes, Welcome Back Old Man

  supposed an "ill-fated comeback attempt" is above "winning 'Dancing With The Stars'" ... but just barely. That said, it'll be pretty cool to see Priest Holmes back in a football uniform; we want to draft him first in our next fantasy draft just out of habit. Though we're not so sure we'll actually see him in that uniform; even Chiefs coach

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• Dept. Of I Went Back To Ohio, And My Hooker Was Gone: Which Congressman From Ohio Uses Hookers?

  Published: July 26, 2007, 5:20 pm

  Tags: Dc Madam, Dept Of I Went Back To Ohio And My Hooker Was Gone, Endless Cummer, Gop, Hookers, John Boehner, Larry Flynt, Republicans

  The answer, of course, is ALL OF THEM, but what we really mean is “Which member of the Ohio delegation in the House has also ordered hookers from the DC Madam?” Larry Flynt is supposedly...

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• In Brief: Uhh, make that 410 points down on the Dow, ...

  Published: July 26, 2007, 2:45 pm

  Tags: Quicklinks, Turn Those Machines Back On

  Uhh, make that 410 points down on the Dow, 10-month low on S&P 500 Financials, with NYSE trading curbs now in effect. Henry Paulson says he’d like to “see more discipline.”...

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• In Brief: Dirksen and Hart Senate buildings evacuated ...

  Published: July 25, 2007, 5:34 pm

  Tags: John Boehner Seen Running Back To House Offices, Quicklinks

  Dirksen and Hart Senate buildings evacuated due to heavy smoke. [MSNBC]

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• Welcome Back, Farter: Cary Tennis Cannot Take His Own Allegorical Advice

  Published: July 26, 2007, 1:41 pm

  Tags: Bad Advice, Cary Tennis, First They Came For The Farters And I Said Nothing, Salon, Welcome Back Farter

  A troubled young man relates a recent unpleasant experience to Salon agony aunt Cary Tennis. The poor fellow was stranded on the tarmac after his flight was canceled when a trauma occurred. The...

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• Back To The Future' The Last Voyage

  Published: July 23, 2007, 8:33 pm

  Tags: Theme Parks, News, Back To The Future, The Simpsons, Universal Studios

  Guests who board the final ride on Labor Day at Univeral Studios Hollywood get the chance to win a 1981 DeLorean, the inspiration for the time-travel vehicle in the blockbuster film trilogy.

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• Medison promises money back if it can't deliver... in three months

  Published: July 27, 2007, 10:45 am

  Tags: British, Europe, Linux, Medison, Medison Celebrity, Medisoncelebrity, Money Back, Moneyback, Scam, Vaporware

  we glanced a few days back seemed to smell a bit fishy from the get-go, and a recent press release from the firm does a fairly terrible job of assuring us all otherwise. Typically, one's in dire straits if it has to address mass concerns of scamming, and Medison is now blaming the unexpectedly large amount of orders and "tremendous" amount

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• The best and worst back to school bags

  Published: July 29, 2007, 12:04 pm

  Tags: Back To School, Backpack, Bag, Diy, Jansport, Kids, Lacoste, Lesportsac, Messenger Bag, Students, Tokidoki

  students to get ready to go back to school. I remember when I was in middle school, buying a new backpack was always an ordeal because I desperately needed something cool and unique but didn't want to step so way out of bounds that I got teased excessively.TokiDoki for LeSportsac: I had a TokiDoki bag for a while, until I realized that it was

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• Paramount Shifts Focus To Blu-ray Due To HD DVD Space Constraints

  Published: July 30, 2007, 3:38 am

  Tags: Sony, Avc, Back Articles, Bit Rate, Blades Of Glory, Blu Ray, Digital Soundtracks, Disc Capacity, Dolby Digital, Drastic Change, Flags Of Our Fathers, Hd Dvd Player, High Bit, Negative News, Paramount, Pcm 5, Pcm Audio, Rate Mpeg, Sony Ps3, Space Constraints, Xbox 360 Hd Dvd

  really hate to give you guys back-to-back articles that are negative news for HD DVD, but that’s life. Soon after I discovered the last article, I came across information showing that Paramount plans to shift it’s focus to Blu-ray due to HD DVD space constraints. Do I see more price cuts on the Microsoft Xbox 360 HD DVD player? I

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• Dept. Of Bringing Dignity Back To The White House: Hail To The Tee

  Published: July 30, 2007, 12:25 pm

  Tags: Crazies, Dept Of Bringing Dignity Back To The White House, George W Bush, Gordon Brown

  Here is Washington’s new UK lapdog, Gordon Brown, enduring a ride in the George W. Bush version of a go-kart. Bush was overheard saying “I can drive the shit out of this little...

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• In Brief: The history of the Weekly World News' angriest ...

  Published: July 30, 2007, 3:46 pm

  Tags: Look Back In Ed Anger, New York Times, Weekly World News

  The history of the Weekly World News' angriest fictional columnist. [NYT]

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• DeLorean being brought back from the future?

  Published: July 30, 2007, 7:08 pm

  Tags: Back To The Future, Backtothefuture, Car, Delorean, Dmc

  plans to bring the car back into limited production, and while it'd be easy to brush aside this whimsical scheme, 2007 certainly has been good to vintage automobiles made new. Apparently, the supply of cars suitable for rebuilding is quickly dwindling, and if everything pans out, DMC could possibly produce "20 or so cars a year." Of course,

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• Tomorrow on TODAY: The Evening Shuffle

  Published: July 30, 2007, 8:46 pm

  Tags: Talk Back Today

  home in Maine. Shuffled Back InWe'll bring you the story we told you about last week on end of the month cancellations for airlines. What else is on tomorrow's show: The Myths About Boys FDA Keeps Avandia on Shelves Despite Heart Risks We'll keep you posted if anything changes. Otherwise, see you in the morning. (Want to know more about

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• Interested in a Page Rank Train to help you get more links back

  Published: July 30, 2007, 11:04 pm

  Tags: Blog, Gaje Master Blogging, Link, Links Back, Page Rank, Train

  This was really cool. I ran into a blog that had a post on it about getting your page rank up so of'course I was interested in it. All I had to do was post a few things and link back to a few blogs.

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• Back To The Present: DeLorean Going Back Into Production

  Published: July 31, 2007, 8:50 am

  Tags: Back To The Present, Cars, Delorean, Jalopnik

  DeLorean, the car from Back to the Future with the gull wing doors and gleaming stainless steel finish, has come back to the future, going into extremely limited production thanks to a group of greasemonkeys in Houston who like to refurbish cars. They have about 200 of the original DeLorean 2.8 L V-6 engines on hand, and will start making the

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