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• THE WORLD TURNS ON ITS PROPER AXIS

  Published: July 26, 2007, 4:18 pm

  Tags: Nuditity, People We Love, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri

  …SERIOUSLY. Luther Campbell is welcome back at Miami. (HT: Deadspin, as if Will needed it.) We…no, fuck that. I’m speechless. Nay–teary. We love Luther Campbell, and he’s reached the end of a long, torturous hejira back to the ‘Canes, the team he loves and unfortunately used to pay from time to time for good

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• SEC MEDIA DAYS: HIGHLIGHTS

  Published: July 25, 2007, 5:24 pm

  Tags: Media Whoring, Click Clack, Blog Buddies, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Atlantic Coast Conference, Southeastern Conference

  your cat on the way into the conference. We’ll have quotes to follow, especially from Tuberville, who as the poor man’s Spurrier should have some slightly less witty comments with slightly duller zingers built in for conference rivals.

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• THE CURIOUS INDEX, 7/24/07

  Published: July 24, 2007, 10:51 am

  Tags: Bloviating, Video Game Stabbin, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Pacific 10 Conference

  relentless dissection of the conference. As bad as they were in aggregate last year–or should we say, as mediocre as they were–the logical cyclical optimists thinking would be to say that they’ll necessarily better this year. Contrarily: there’s no reason to say they’ll be dramatically better, though. Coaching

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• DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 36

  Published: July 27, 2007, 9:31 am

  Tags: Applesauce, Blog Buddies, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri

  Sometimes, we imagine Bobby Bowden looks behind him and thinks “How the hell’d I end up in Nuremburg?” Ah, but for a ninety degree twist of the wrist at full extension, sir.

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• EDSBS TOP 25: GETTING ON WITH IT FROM 13-25.

  Published: August 6, 2007, 12:18 pm

  Tags: Big 10 Conference, Mid Major Conferences, Blogpollin, All Conference, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big 12 Conference, Pacific 10 Conference, Southeastern Conference

  We’ve never taken this long to put together a top 25. But frankly, we’ve never had this much data. Watch as we take information well past the point of diminishing returns and put together rankings that, in all likelihood, are just as accurate as the one put together by a chicken peckiing at random bits of corn on the ground.

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• RANDY SHANNON KNOWS HIS BUTT BUDDIES

  Published: August 7, 2007, 7:58 am

  Tags: Da U, Back Like Cooked Crack, Keep It Gay, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  stops cursing during press conferences, or crying, or calling out opponents he can’t possibly beat (um hrrghh cough cough Harbaugh.) You need, well…this quote from Randy Shannon. When asked about Cooper in the spring, Shannon said: “I think Coop did a great job. He brought some some excitement to the team. And he’s a

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• BLOGTOBERFEST! OWEN SCHMITT MOHAWK EDITION.

  Published: August 7, 2007, 12:03 pm

  Tags: Big 10 Conference, Mid Major Conferences, Notre Dame, West Fucking Virginia, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big 12 Conference, Big East Conference, Pacific 10 Conference, Southeastern Conference

  college football discussion, conference comparisons.

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• CURIOUS INDEX, 8/13/07

  Published: August 13, 2007, 9:45 am

  Tags: Notre Dame, Blog Buddies, All Conference, Wannstache, Big 10 Conference, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big East Conference, Pacific 10 Conference, Atlantic Coast Conference, Southeastern Conference

  1. You could just go ahead and call someone a shitbag, but that removes elegant fun from the equation. Or you could write what Paul Finebaum wrote about South Carolina’s president Andrew Sorensen, the source of last week’s brouhaha with Spurrier over disqualifying two of Spurrier’s hard-earned recruits after they met NCAA

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• IN PRAISE OF EFFICIENCY. OR NOT.

  Published: August 14, 2007, 10:53 am

  Tags: College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  It’s the philosopher’s stone of college football: the search for the perfect statistic to explain wins and losses, the ultimate wavering-quavering digit that could (aside from the score) point to broken part for the mechanically minded coach to replace and thus have the perfect win-manufacturing machine. And like the

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• DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 11

  Published: August 21, 2007, 8:54 am

  Tags: Hope, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference

  He parachutes into stadiums. He conducts the band. He’s got a thorax. He’s been known to show up unannounced at black-tie functions. Ladies and gentlemen: your daily affirmation starring America’s most bizarre yet lovable mascot.

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• DAILY AFFIRMATION: DAY 10

  Published: August 22, 2007, 8:42 am

  Tags: Ha Ha, Hope, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference

  Today’s affirmation brought to you courtesy of the greatest play nullified by a penalty ever. Lamar Thomas, that shit is mine. Love, George Teague. (HT: Paul.)

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• CURIOUS INDEX, 8/22/07

  Published: August 22, 2007, 10:51 am

  Tags: Alabama Man He Can Drink He Can Bowl He Can Drink Some, Espn Hollywoodtainment, Back Like Cooked Crack, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Pacific 10 Conference, Southeastern Conference

  The SEC is a marginal conference in one sense of the word. Life, according to SMQ, is lived at the margins in the SEC, which should have everyone from the pummeled Kentucky fan to the already-hyped Alabama fan brimming with the most toxic drug of all: hope. And for seventy-five dollars, Tommy Bowden will wash your dishes. Florida’s

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• BLOGPOLL BALLOT, PREWEEK ONE: WE HATE THIS BALLOT

  Published: August 22, 2007, 12:40 pm

  Tags: Big 10 Conference, Mid Major Conferences, Blog Buddies, Blogpollin, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big 12 Conference, Big East Conference, Pacific 10 Conference, Southeastern Conference

  We spaced the agonizing process of putting this monstrosity together over several posts, and even then it still reeks of hackery, half-thought, and the ramblings and self-justifications of a desperate, overmatched man. In fact, we detest this ballot, repudiate its maker, and sincerely wish to kick his ass when we see him. We’re talking to

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• CURIOUS INDEX, 8/23/07

  Published: August 23, 2007, 11:02 am

  Tags: Big 10 Conference, Blog Buddies, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Big 12 Conference, Big East Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  BULLET BULLET BULLET: “Thomas hit the other man several times before several bar patrons intervened, but Thomas said Beckett didn’t let go until Thomas heard his scrotum tear and blood ran down his leg.” Oklahoma 2, Texas, um, 1 or so? Jason Bradford is named starter at Oklahoma, ending the parlor drama of the three-way

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• SAVE THE ORANGE BOWL. WITH RIMZ.

  Published: August 23, 2007, 1:41 pm

  Tags: Da U, On The Trunk On The Trunk, Blog Buddies, College Football, Atlantic Coast Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri

  The Miami Hurricanes have made the move to Dolphin Stadium official, foretelling doom for the neglected and ailing Orange Bowl. Despite being one of college football’s most authentic arenas since 1937–”Yes, that’s real, aggressive tropical fungus cracking the support pillars of the northside stands”–the groovy,

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