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| 756* |
| Published: August 8, 2007, 9:29 am |
| Tags: Sports, Assholes |
| Love him or hate him, the record for all time home runs now belongs to Barry Bonds. Everyone has their opinion on the steroid issue and for the rest of his life Bonds will have to live with that. However, he's also a major jackass and we think he really doesn't really care what you think...Watch Bonds 756* Career Home run |
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| Related Story: Australia Sues Great Britain For Ripping Off Their Flag: Johnson & Johnson (founded 1886) sues ... |
| Published: August 10, 2007, 11:35 am |
| Tags: Assholes, Lawsuits, Red Cross, Related Story Australia Sues Great Britain For Ripping Off Their Flag, Trademarks |
| Johnson & Johnson (founded 1886) sues the Red Cross (founded 1881) for appropriating their red cross trademark. [CNN] |
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| Related Story: Australia Sues Great Britain For Ripping Off Their Flag: Johnson & Johnson (founded 1886) sues ... |
| Published: August 10, 2007, 11:35 am |
| Tags: Assholes, Lawsuits, Red Cross, Related Story Australia Sues Great Britain For Ripping Off Their Flag, Trademarks |
| Johnson & Johnson (founded 1886) sues the Red Cross (founded 1881) for appropriating their red cross trademark. [CNN] |
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| Going, Going,...Gone! |
| Published: August 20, 2007, 2:46 pm |
| Tags: Michael Vick, Assholes |
| We've been riding Michael Vick hard over the last year. He's been a real horrible role model for years. (see INDICTED !! ) Now, it looks like Vick will plead guilty to charges of animal abuse and illegal gambling and had toward a prison. Watch your Cornhole, Vick! (see Vick Pleads Guilty)Kinda fitting that a man who is going to loose millions of |
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| Pete Doherty’s Kitten Tests Positive for Cocaine? |
| Published: August 22, 2007, 5:37 pm |
| Tags: Sad Stuff, Crazies, Assholes, Celebrity Pets, Pete Doherty, Wtf, Celebs Amp Amp Drugs, Trainwrecks, Controversy |
| Pete Doherty’s kitty, ‘Dinger’, slang for syringe, (yes, really) recently gave birth to five little kittens. One of the babies became ill and was taken to the vet where blood tests were ran. It was then discovered by the veterinarian to have traces of cocaine in it’s bloodstream. This guy can’t even be trusted with |
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| Big Party In Miami |
| Published: August 24, 2007, 5:36 pm |
| Tags: Assholes |
| Is Fidel Castro dead?Some out there think so.A huge rumor floated around the Internet starting last week that Pinko Commie Fidel Castro has finally passed on. Perez Hilton, a big blogger, even claims to have verified information that Castro died last week and although we usually don't take our news from gossipy drag queens it makes for some fun |
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| NFL Suspends Michael Vick Indefinitely! |
| Published: August 24, 2007, 6:36 pm |
| Tags: Assholes, Celebrity Pets, Celebrity Morons, Celebrities The Law |
| The NFL has suspended Atlanta Falcons’ quarterback Michael Vick indefinitely without pay for his actions involving the brutal and savage dog-fighting case. The NFL issued the following statement on it’s site, “Commissioner Roger Goodell notified Falcons QB Michael Vick on Friday that he is suspended indefinitely without pay |
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| A Farewell To Assholes Dept.: HEY EVERYONE, GONZO FINALLY RESIGNED |
| Published: August 27, 2007, 9:31 am |
| Tags: Farewell To Assholes Dept, Alberto Gonzales, Breaking, Justice Department, Resignations, Top |
| In one final display of hilarious ineptitude, Attorney General Alberto Gonzales resigned on a Friday afternoon, the traditional home of the unwelcome newsdump, and then waited until a Monday morning to announce it. Way to go, Fredo — you will be missed! Lord only knows who will replace Gonzo, but we’re thinking probably the ghost of |
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| Celebrity Quote of the Day - Michael Vick |
| Published: August 27, 2007, 3:19 pm |
| Tags: Assholes, Sports Figures, Oh Stfu |
| “I wanna apologize for all the things that I've done and I've allowed to happen I want to apologize to all the young kids out there for my immature acts. What I did was very immature, so what that means is I have to grow up. I totally ask for forgiveness and understanding as I move forward to bettering Michael Vick the person, not the |
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| Bad Tip Dept.: Alberto Gonzales is a Dick |
| Published: August 27, 2007, 6:32 pm |
| Tags: Alberto Gonzales, Assholes, Bad Tip Dept, Bad Tippers, Condoleezza Rice, Golf |
| Radar reports that “In a final act of lawlessness” outgoing asshole general Alberto Gonzales apparently pushed back everyone’s tee times at the Chevy Chase club so that he and his non-member guest Condi could get the best time last Saturday. AND THE CLUB FORBIDS NON-MEMBERS FROM GOLFING ON WEEKENDS. As if that wasn’t enough |
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| Andy the Dick |
| Published: August 29, 2007, 6:30 pm |
| Tags: Assholes, Andy Dick, Celebrity Morons, Celebs Amp Amp Drugs, Celebrity Royal Treatment |
| Andy Dick’s neighbors can’t stand the loser coke head. I can’t blame them there. Dick was living up to his name last night when he was pissing his neighbors off by throwing beer bottles into their yard in West Hollywood. They called the police at 9:50pm after having enough of his childish junkie behavior. Of course, as always |
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| Celebrity Quote of the Day - Adam Levine |
| Published: August 30, 2007, 10:16 am |
| Tags: Assholes, Celebrity Divas, Adam Levine, Celebrity Quotes |
| “Today I’m talking to the Daily Star. So it’ll be, ‘No I’m not dating her or her’, and, ‘The reason I live in Hollywood is because I was f***ing born there.’” - The always lovely Adam Levine expressing his displeasure for Britian’s Daily Star |
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| Bitch Leaves Her Bitch $12 Million |
| Published: August 30, 2007, 7:39 am |
| Tags: Dumb Bitches, Crazies, Assholes, That S Hollywood, Celebrity Pets, Celebrity Deaths, Dead Celebrities, Wtf |
| The contents of Leona Helmsley’s will were made public earlier this week and stunning they are. Well, sorta. She is the Queen of Mean you know. She left her dog, a Maltese, a whopping $12 million trust fund. ‘Trouble’ is going to be a very pampered pup for the rest of her life. Helmsley’s brother Alvin Rosenthal was |
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| Andy the Dick Pt. II |
| Published: August 30, 2007, 3:59 pm |
| Tags: Crazies, Assholes, Andy Dick, Trainwrecks, Wtf, Paparazzi, Videos |
| Part two this week! Just yesterday I told you about Andy Dick throwing beer bottles over the fence and into his neighbors yard. Well last night a very lucky TMZ cameraman had Andy go psycho on his ass! In the video it seems things build throughout the night. Andy playfully saying he’s going to break a camera, telling security to get rid |
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