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• Comic-Con Interview: Kevin Smith Talks to Cinematical About 'Zack and Miri,' 'Red State' and How Married Life's Treating Him

  Published: July 30, 2007, 4:01 pm

  Tags: 2007, Comic Books, Comic Con, Green Arrow, Jay And Silent Bob, Jayandsilentbob, Kevin Smith, Kevinsmith, My Boring Ass Life, Reaper, Red State, Rosario Dawson, Zack And Miri Make A Porno, Zackandmirimakeaporno

  Filed under: Comedy, Horror, Interviews, Comic/Superhero/Geek, ComicConOne thing that Comic-Con isn't complete without is Kevin Smith's signature "talk." You give the guy an hour or so, and he'll fill it up everything from movie news, to anecdotes about life that usually involve oral sex, to his own level of geekery.Kevin was gracious enough to

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• Britney Spears, Baby Elephant: Free At Last, Free At Last, Pass Me the Cheetos, I Am Free At Last.

  Published: July 30, 2007, 10:35 pm

  Tags: Ass Crack, Baby Elephant, Beverly Hills, Britney Spears, Cheetos, Dina Lohan, Divorce, Free At Last, Justin, K Fed, Lynne, News Of The World

  y'allUnless Britney's ass crack starts at the back of her knees, I think it's safe to say someone's big ass was hanging out in Beverly Hills today. At least the paps had the decency not to shoot it. They must have just had lunch. Today it's official: Britney and K-Fed are finally divorced. Some terms of the divorce were disclosed, but

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• Bloody Disgrace

  Published: July 27, 2007, 9:48 pm

  Tags: The Stories, Arch Nemesis, Ass, Baggy Clothing, Batman, Biceps Curls, Boyfriend, Goddess, Gym, Hot, Nose Pierced, Picked Her Nose, Pierced Belly Button, Spandex Clad, Undressed Her, Weights

  away from the spandex-clad ass. She might have actually been distressed if she knew, or cared. And then the day came when they were attempting biceps curls in front of the same mirror, almost shoulder to shoulder with each other. While he was concentrating on picking up the next set of weights he heard a sharp intake of breath and an

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• Make/shift seeking submissions.

  Published: August 2, 2007, 3:15 pm

  Tags: Bad Ass Women

  These ladies are busy! With the first issue just released and second issue coming soon, the new feminist magazine make/shift is seeking new submissions for their third (summer/spring 2008) issue. So if you're a writer, photographer, poet, artist or...well just check out the call for submissions and join the feminist bad-assery.

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• Phone Butt: Inmate Sticks iPhone Up Butt (Ends Badly)

  Published: August 4, 2007, 1:45 pm

  Tags: Ass, Big Sandy, Iphone, Phone Butt

  do: He shoved it up his ass. Though it may have seemed to be a good idea at the time, when he came to retrieve the device he encountered some difficulty. It was stuck and he was royally screwed. Obviously, he lacked an IQ above 10, because instead of swallowing his pride and gaining some medical help he hoped, in vain and excruciating

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• Wheels Of Progress

  Published: August 5, 2007, 9:30 pm

  Tags: The Stories, Beautiful Woman, Bitchy, Boss, Cancun, Cinema Calssics, Dick, Dress That Was Designed To Be Taken Off, Galapagos Islands, She Was Getting Laid, Palmful Of Ass, Pay Cheques They Signed, Philosophical, St Tropez, Took Her Fucking, Uptight

  and obscure cinema classics. The movies I could acquire'; the far off lands were still out of reach. I learnt how to use a computer and then I surfed the Internet until it revealed to me what Cancun or St. Tropez or the Galapagos Islands might look like. The same Internet taught me the correct way to hold a fork and knife, which hand

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• Britney Spears Hires New Manager

  Published: August 6, 2007, 3:15 pm

  Tags: Celebrities, Britney Spears, Ass, Boobs, Breasts, Britney Spears, Fashion, Hooker, Jeff Kwatinez, Lawyer, Manager, Panties, Pussy, Sex, Sexy, Slut, Strip Club, Stripper, Thong, Twat, Video, White Trash, Worst Dressed

  Britney Spears, in need of more than just a career face lift, has hired Jeff Kwatinez to pump life into her dead career. TMZ has learned that Britney Spears has finally succumbed — to the notion of having legit management! Britz has hired uber-manager Jeff Kwatinez to help resurrect her dying career. Nurse! Code Blue! We’re told [...]

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• California...Knows How To Party

  Published: August 7, 2007, 12:51 pm

  Tags: The Rough Tumble Afc West, Queensbury Rules My Ass, St Louis Rams, Youtubage, Oakland Raiders, San Diego Chargers

  gets people's pugilistic passions pumping. Maybe the alcohol? Yeah. Probably the alcohol.The Undercard.Dude in Chargers jersey (hey--throwbacks!) takes issue with the congregation's assessment that the San Diego Zoo is no longer America's Favorite Zoo. Tempers flare. Beer is not dropped.The Main Event.You can catch the preamble to this little

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• Circuit City Subpoenas Cheap Ass Gamer over PS3 Price Drop Leak

  Published: August 10, 2007, 1:36 pm

  Tags: Games Industry, Sony, Game Consoles, Cheap Ass Gamer, Circuit City, Legal Action, Playstation 3 Price Drop, Speedy, Subpoena

  drop. Speedy told Cheap Ass Gamer, and the information became news. The news reached Circuit City, and they wanted answers. Who is speedy1961, and how did he or she get this information? These are questions Circuit City needs to know, so they sent out a subpoena, which is a legal word that basically means to get information for evidence, to

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• Paparazzi Fodder

  Published: August 9, 2007, 11:29 pm

  Tags: The Stories, Advertising, Ava, Billy James, Brangelina, Breasts, Celebrity, Cindy Crawford, Diy, Elle Mcpherson, Fantastic Ass, Gisele Bundchen, Gravitas, Hacks, Halle Berry, Julia Roberts, Kate Winslet, Lindsay Lohan, Lonelygirl15, Marina, Megan Fox, Miami, Music Industry, Pap

  She brought her sunglasses down off her forehead and settled onto the deck chair. Her stalkers settled down to wait. Billy James snapped a few shots of the other boats, gulls in flight and the surrounding scenery with his spare camera while his main instrument remained trained on the girl getting her rays in plain view of human and

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• She'll Kick Your Ass Too: The Stepford Wives of Connecticut are finally ...

  Published: August 10, 2007, 12:40 pm

  Tags: She Ll Kick Your Ass Too

  The Stepford Wives of Connecticut are finally short-circuiting! A Connecticut woman killed a rabid raccoon yesterday with her bare hands. The fuzzy-wuzzy went vicious on a 5-year-old friend of her... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]]

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• Irene Morgan Kirkaldy.

  Published: August 14, 2007, 9:00 am

  Tags: Bad Ass Women

  she boarded, several white passengers got on, and Morgan and another black passenger were ordered by the driver to move to the back of the bus. When they refused, the driver stopped the bus and called law enforcement officials, who showed up with an arrest warrant. What amazes me about this story is that 1944 was not that long ago. My

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• Making Connections: Hey, we're getting surer that new Gawker ...

  Published: August 14, 2007, 2:45 pm

  Tags: Erykah Badu Going To Kick Her Ass, Glamour, Jezebel, Making Connections, Suze Yalof Schwartz

  Hey, we're getting surer that new Gawker nemesis Suze Yalof Schwartz is the Glamour editor who thinks black "political" hairstyles like afros or dreadlocks are an office "don't." (We're all...

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• Bangladeshi author protested

  Published: August 15, 2007, 9:26 am

  Tags: Bad Ass Women

  It is always nice to be reminded that when women suggest they need more rights they are protested, slapped, exiled and/or censored. Bangladeshi poet, author, feminist and activist Taslima Nasrin was barraged by protesters, at a book reading in South India, accusing her of suggesting changes to the Quran. Dozens of Muslim protesters led by

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• Shattered Ass: 'New Republic' Full Of Pugnacity, Mendacity

  Published: August 15, 2007, 12:00 pm

  Tags: James Wood, Leon Wieseltier, New Republic, Shattered Ass, The New Yorker

  Leonine New Republic literary editor Leon Wieseltier comments on the New Yorker in the wake of that publication's hiring of TNR book critic James Wood: "It would be hard to comment on the difference...

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