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Today's Fresh Blogs...| "One Senior Citizen and One Chief Justice of the Supreme Court" |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 12:40 pm |
| Tags: Maybe That S Why We Beat Em At Football Nearly Half The Time, Xmas Ape, Movies, Cartoon Silliness, Off Topic |
| show has so dramatically shaped my sense on humor and outlook, it's hard for me to identify with people who haven't followed it. Most of the seminal literary or cinematic references of our time I saw on The Simpsons first and then recognized in the actual work they were visually citing. I once forced a date to wait 30 minutes before going out |
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| KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: Cincinnati Bengals |
| Published: July 24, 2007, 12:47 pm |
| Tags: Xmas Ape, Ksk 2007 Nfl Season Prekakke |
| Five Fast Facts About The Bengals:- Now that Kevin Federline's career has ceased to be even a publicly acknowledged farce and thus is rightly suppressed into the canon of embarassing cultural ephemera that can only be discussed between sighs in hushed tones, no. 1 fan Carson Palmer has forsworn music altogether. At least once he gets tired of the |
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| This Week's KSK Commenter Draft: Methods By Which You Would Commit Career Suicide If You Were a Celebrity |
| Published: July 20, 2007, 8:01 am |
| Tags: See You In Hell Candy Boys, Xmas Ape, Ksk Commenter Drafts |
| At a glance, this week's commenter draft looks remarkably, and deceptively, easy. I mean, you or I could fuck up our careers irreparably with little more than a stray "all staff" e-mail (that's the last time you forward your coworker one of Punter's posts) or even a good cupping of the secretary's glorious tits.Upon reaching a certain threshold of |
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| KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: Cleveland Browns |
| Published: July 17, 2007, 1:52 pm |
| Tags: Xmas Ape, Ksk 2007 Nfl Season Prekakke, Hey Baltimore Is Still A Worse City |
| The Browns do have some rip-off charming bathware that could appeal to Drew.Five Fast Facts About The Browns:-Braylon Edwards' AOL away message permanently set to "knot livin up to expeKtationz! LOLLERCOPTERZ!"-Kellen Winslow Jr., like all true soldiers, is a big King of Queens fan. Hopefully he'll get the military discount when he sees Kevin |
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| MOAB-08-01-2007: Application Enhancer (APE) Local Privilege Escalation |
| Published: January 8, 2007, 7:18 pm |
| Tags: Privilege Escalation, Ape |
| Enhancer (APE) Local Privilege EscalationMandatory exploit: exploit-of-the-apes.rbUpdate: We just received an e-mail suggesting that Unsanity might have fixed this issue silently (replacing their available DMG of the 2.0.2 release with a new one). Until we verify that, we can't assume they really did it (which would be the most |
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| KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: Pittsburgh Steelers |
| Published: August 2, 2007, 12:01 am |
| Tags: Xmas Ape, Ksk 2007 Nfl Season Prekakke, Pittsburgh Steelers, Homerism |
| There goes Hines Ward, inviting his Asian friend, Richard Nixon, to training camp.Five Fast Facts About The Steelers: * Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger disappointed to discover that among the 237 reasons people have sex, "to impress my buddy, Donald Trump" was only listed in the low 190s.* In a nod to tradition, Hines Ward disposes |
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| Where You Been? Whole Steel Industry's Been Gay For Years |
| Published: August 8, 2007, 9:53 pm |
| Tags: Gay Mascots, Steely Dan Jim Beam, Xmas Ape, Urge To Kill Rising, Pittsburgh Steelers |
| Steelers fans,What the fuck are you trying to do to me? Okay, it's not your fault the franchise saw fit to introduce some wholly unnecessary mascot to commemorate the team's 75th anniversary, as opposed to, say, some goddamn cheerleaders. But given the chance to submit names for the Bruce Campbell doppelganger, the best 70,000 of you assholes |
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| An Ape Types in Iowa |
| Published: August 9, 2007, 1:46 am |
| Tags: Great Ape Trust Of Iowa, Collins Gail, Times Select |
| passionately attached to the apes, and seemed horrified at the idea of doing medical research on them or treating them like ... animals. But they also feel that apes are unique. No one I talked to was willing to advocate a ban on leather or hunting. There's no reasonable comparison between great apes and dogs and cats and deer, said |
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| KSK 2007 NFL Season Prekkake: Oakland Raiders |
| Published: August 9, 2007, 1:05 pm |
| Tags: Xmas Ape, Ksk 2007 Nfl Season Prekakke, Oakland Raiders, At Least The Raiders Mascot Isn T Named Raidey Mcstab |
| Five Fast Facts About the Raiders:-JaMarcus Russell mother is insisting that if he's gonna stay at her house during his contract dispute, he better change outta that one all-black suit he's been wearing since April.-It was speculated that Lane Kiffin, who at 32 is the league's youngest coach, released center and long-snapper Adam Treu because |
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| Jerry Jones is COLD LAMPIN' |
| Published: August 10, 2007, 1:00 pm |
| Tags: Hiphopopotamus, Xmas Ape, Dallas Cowboys, Papa Johns Tastes Like Honey Roasted Dogturd |
| We were recently outbid on eBay in an attempt to acquire a hard copy of this slick golden oldie from 1985, an instructional book on hip-hop dance, with a fresh to DEF! ad starring Alfonso Ribeiro, or, as you better know him, Carlton Banks.Classic, right? And the booklet looks incredibly informative. Step 1: stand upright. Step 2: do a head-spin. |
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| Apple t-shirt: Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree |
| Published: August 13, 2007, 11:30 am |
| Tags: Apparel, Apple, Clothing, Go Ape Shirts, Goapeshirts, Shirts, T Shirts |
| favorite novelty shops, Go Ape Shirts, has just tossed their shirt into the ring (hah!) with this entry, Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree. You might also know their work from other hits like Boo Boo Walker. Sporting Apple products both old and new, Doesn't Fall Far From the Tree is a good tongue-in-cheek play on a phrase wrapped up in a cool |
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| Ape Me: Anyone who's ever had a dog knows that animals ... |
| Published: August 24, 2007, 3:40 pm |
| Tags: Ape Me |
| Anyone who's ever had a dog knows that animals are big pervs. To that end, this just in from a wildlife minister in Nairobi, where the monkeys and baboons are being flooded with accusations of... [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] |
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| The Free Lance-Star, out of Fredricksburg, VA, has... |
| Published: February 15, 2007, 1:56 pm |
| Tags: Severed Foot, Ape, Bigfoot |
| out that the foot is from an ape, but one which they were unable to identify. As you might suspect, bigfoot believers from all over the world are proclaiming it as the next surefire piece of evidence, but, as of yet, there's no further details known about the foot. There are plenty of pictures at the site should you wish to take a look and make |
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| [I]t's Saturday night and s/he ain't got nobody [...] |
| Published: August 25, 2007, 6:22 pm |
| Tags: Splog, Dates, Funny, Ape, Dating Service |
| I discovered a referral link from yet another visitor today looking for a hot date, I reckon.Continent : AfricaCountry : Senegal (Facts)State/Region : DakarCity : CambrneLat/Long : 14.7708, -17.4308 (Map)I'm sure that s/he left a bit disappointed, though, and that somewhat leaves me feeling a bit sad. How we are being advertised from a dating |
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| Darkness Hath Passed Away And The Season Approacheth |
| Published: September 1, 2007, 11:21 am |
| Tags: The Lions Have Just Been Eliminated From Playoff Contention, Xmas Ape, Bored At Work Equals Weekend Post, It S About Damn Time |
| Tomorrow, thankfully, is the last in a seemingly interminable series of benighted spring and summer Sundays devoid of the NFL. All the trappings of summer - going to the beach, summer romance, catching junebugs, summer movies - are overrated and gladly behind us.Each week, starting Thursday in Indianapolis and extending until the pointless week |
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