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Today's Fresh Blogs...| MO' WEEK ONE CUPCAKES: PART TWO |
| Published: August 29, 2007, 12:54 pm |
| Tags: Blog Buddies, That Tough Titties For You, Big 10 Conference, College Football, Big East Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri |
| Continuing our survey of week one cupcakes teams are playing in lieu of actual competition. 1. Youngstown State. Playing: Ohio State Mascot: Pete and Penny Penguin, who break the mold for mascoting by not only being a rare paired mascot, but by being flightless birds. Unfortunately, both are dying due to global warming, and will transfer to the |
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| CURIOUS INDEX, 8/31/07 |
| Published: August 31, 2007, 12:00 pm |
| Tags: Blog Buddies, That Tough Titties For You, Mid Major Conferences, College Football, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Pacific 10 Conference, Southeastern Conference |
| Does Type O Negative need a new lead singer? 11/28 120 0 6…and thar’s Michael Henig’s line for last night’s 45-0 loss to Louisiana State. After the first half, the only real entertainment lay in waiting out of sheer malice to see what level of torture Croom would deem acceptable under the terms of the Geneva |
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| MEMO: TO MICHIGAN FANS |
| Published: September 10, 2007, 12:38 pm |
| Tags: Coaching Coup, That Tough Titties For You, Dead Nepali Kings, Bamf, Big 10 Conference, Blog Buddies, College Football |
| Dear Michigan fans, We have no words of comfort. For comfort, go to mom, or better yet, Oprah. Or better yet, fire your motherfucking coach once the nadir turns into the midpoint when you lose to Michigan State by thirty, or (Jebus forbid!) Notre Dame next week, or to whomever else would snap the creaky back of the Carr Administration at this |
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| 50 REASONS FLORIDA RULES AND TENNESSEE JUST PLAIN SUCKS: 1-20something |
| Published: September 11, 2007, 1:55 pm |
| Tags: Conan Thinks Your Tailgate Weak, That Tough Titties For You, Bitches, Bamf, College Football, Southeastern Conference |
| It’s Hate week 3.0 on EDSBS, meaning that we play Tennessee on Saturday, and can’t sleep for the bloodrage we’re working up prior to the game. Join us and make INGSOC triumphant. We give you chapter two of the Chairman’s manual with Reasons 1-25 Florida Rules and Tennessee Sucks Forever. Because they do, indeed, suck |
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| TEXAS PLAYER: I WHOOPED THEM LAWYAZ. |
| Published: September 18, 2007, 2:22 pm |
| Tags: That Tough Titties For You, Blog Buddies, College Football, Big 12 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri |
| The Fulmer Cup remains an offseason venture only, which is too bad for the Texas Longhorns, who would be rolling in points following a purple drank-related arrest the other night and the fresher arrest of James Henry, who attempted to give snitchez stichez in retaliation for being implicated in a robbery. Sometimes you just plate it up and go, |
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| CURIOUS INDEX, 9/24/07 |
| Published: September 24, 2007, 11:33 am |
| Tags: Blog Buddies, Notre Dame, Alas, Houston Nutt, That Tough Titties For You, Big 10 Conference, College Football, Big 12 Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests Other Eccentri, Big East Conference, Pacific 10 Conference, Atlantic Coast Conference, Southeastern Conf |
| Sometimes it rains hams and titties all at once, doesn’t it? If we can just get Hugh Laurie to wear a Matt Grothe jersey on House now, we can get Peter King on this bandwagon, too–and when that happens, hot lovin’ can’t be too far behind. USF also broke out the wishbone on the goal line, earning retro-football boner |
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| ACC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME REPORT: TRAITOROUS BC FANS! |
| Published: December 3, 2007, 10:58 am |
| Tags: Atlantic Coast Conference, Blog Buddies, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, And That Is Tough Titties For You |
| Commenter and hot blogger jailbait Tattooed Mess(iah) brings us his report from the ACC Championship game. Booze, traitorous BC fans, and the sizzling style of ACC football all add up to…well, a pretty good summary of watching a pretty mediocre football game. Enjoy. 11:00 AM/Pre-Game: Good morning, Vietnam! Er, EDSBS as it were. I normally |
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| THE CRIES OF THE TIGER |
| Published: December 6, 2007, 1:04 pm |
| Tags: Big 12 Conference, And That Is Tough Titties For You, Meow, Virility |
| Saturday night. It’s tough medicine, to be sure, but it’s also no time for crying. No one wants to hear you whine about being left out of the BCS, Missouri. Your football program has been a joke for as long as we can remember and one good season does not afford you the respect you think you’re entitled to. This was a good |
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| A BAR SCENE |
| Published: December 12, 2007, 12:10 pm |
| Tags: Big 10 Conference, Blog Buddies, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Ha Ha, Southeastern Conference, Allons Y Sec, And That Is Tough Titties For You, Coaching Coup, Intercourse Hero |
| A crowded singles bar in an urban setting. Bobby sits at a bar in a red tube dress, drinking a cosmo and swirling the straw around in his hand. Another! Now! Bobby: BARTENDER! Another Screaming Orgasm over here. Bartender: You’re really pouring it on. Bobby: Fuck it, I’m drunk. And put another one on that old guy’s tab over |
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| CURIOUS INDEX, 12/12/07 |
| Published: December 12, 2007, 9:10 am |
| Tags: Big 12 Conference, Blog Buddies, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Mid Major Conferences, Southeastern Conference, Allons Y Sec, And That Is Tough Titties For You, Coaching Coup, Person Like People |
| Note: almost entirely Petrino-related this morning, and that is the story. Let’s show coach Petrino how to call the hogs! Even the journalists! All of you! Everything’s subjective. Take leaving your spouse for a mistress. Oh my god, you’re the biggest asshole ever…but she maxed out three credit cards, ate |
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| CALL A LAWYER. A WHOLE NEST OF EM. |
| Published: December 18, 2007, 4:43 pm |
| Tags: Big 10 Conference, Big East Conference, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, And That Is Tough Titties For You, My Lawyaz |
| The departure of Rich Rodriguez won’t be a quiet one. Kick over a log, and you’ll find lawyers. Then, kick the lawyers over, and you’ll find clowns feeding on dead midgets. But inside those midgets? You guessed it: midget parasitic lawyers. This abstract feeding frenzy describes the potential scene of Rodriguez’s |
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| AH, REVENGE BY T-SHIRT |
| Published: February 21, 2008, 1:30 pm |
| Tags: Alabama Man He Can Drink He Can Bowl He Can Drink Some, Blog Buddies, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Fulmer Cup, Southeastern Conference, And That Is Tough Titties For You, Stabbing=passion |
| No one excels in the rapid production of taunting memorabilia like the state of Alabama. See the example below for all the evidence you’ll need that even the arrest of T.J. Elder, Alabama defensive tackle, for screwing up his entire life for $26 stolen off two scared-shitless undergrads…well, even that’s an occasion for spiteful |
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| REMONSTRATION DEMONSTRATION: HOW TO GET THE VOLS IN LINE |
| Published: February 27, 2008, 1:01 pm |
| Tags: Blog Buddies, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, Fulmer Cup, Ha Ha, Southeastern Conference, Allons Y Sec, And That Is Tough Titties For You, Bizarro Superman Says You Re Welcome, Coaching Coup, Cromag Football, Drankin, Drunk Whit |
| By the EDSBS staff. We care, just like a tiger does: with their claws and teeth first. Tennessee has a minor, eeny-tiny-bit of a discipline problem, and not the sort that professional paste-eater and push-door puller Mike Freeman suggests should end up in the firing of Phil Fulmer. (Mike: Tyler Durden IS the narrator!) Fire him for being only |
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| VISITING LECTURER: SYRACUSE |
| Published: June 11, 2008, 11:34 am |
| Tags: Big East Conference, Blog Buddies, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, College Football, And That Is Tough Titties For You |
| in the backfield, the 11th toughest schedule in the nation and Greg Robinson’s mere presence, I just don’t think this team is going to win more than 2 games again. Can I just have The Job Award now, please? Not yet, but fine work, sir. If you’d like to read more about Syracuse football, the Library of Congress recommends |
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| EVERYTHING WILL BE DIFFERENT THIS TIME: BOBBY PETRINO SPIN CYCLE ROUNDUP |
| Published: June 16, 2008, 2:12 pm |
| Tags: All That You Know Is At An End, Coaches The Bcs Scandals Arrests And Other Eccentri, Southeastern Conference, And That Is Tough Titties For You |
| Oh, Razorbacks. Conference rivalries aside, at this point it’s hard to wish them any ill whatsoever. It’s like a three-legged cat: Funny, but hasn’t it been through enough without poking it? Arkansas faithful have been through the coaching equivalent of having your mom leave the meth lab proprietor for the traveling salesman |
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