Today's Fresh Blogs...

• Space Walk Gallery Makes Us Burn With Envy

  Published: July 29, 2007, 11:00 am

  Tags: Random Stuff, 277, 285, 302, 396

  The guys over at Fogonazos have compiled a list of the 'Top 10 Best Spacewalks in History' and the images are absolutely stunning. The pictures are so inch perfect we thought they were photo-shopped; amazingly, they are all genuine. If you've never looked back on your decision to become a full time gaming-bum instead of a spaceman, then

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• Human Tetris Part II - 'Cos Once Just Wasn't Enough

  Published: July 31, 2007, 7:15 pm

  Tags: Random Stuff, 277, 167, 1618, 941, 196

  New human Tetris action! There's something about grown men dressed up like condoms attempting to contort their bodies into wacky positions - whilst maintaining a look of absolute concentration on their face - that makes me so very happy... Honestly, where would our lives be without the Japanese? -Anna King Human Tetris II [YouTube]

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• New Zealand crazy man screams for Jobs

  Published: August 3, 2007, 12:45 pm

  Tags: Press, 277, 2896, 585, 1827

  A crazy man in New Zealand ran a woman down and then crashed into a church. When cops tried to pull him from his car, he "clutched his laptop computer and screamed the name of Apple's CEO Steve Jobs." [The Register]

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• Absolutely Gigantic Match Creates Gigantic Fireball, Fails to Kill Lucky Idiot

  Published: August 3, 2007, 8:45 pm

  Tags: Random Stuff, 754, 277, 593, 186, 466, 221

  In today's episode of "extremely dangerous yet infinitely entertaining things to do with flammables," we have perhaps the biggest matchstick ever created being lit by a brave/moronic individual. It was made by attaching 15,000 matches to the end of a 4x4 piece of lumber, complete with ping pong balls for shaping and spray paint for realism. But

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• F Cup Cookies Promise That Their Fat Will Go Straight to Your Boobs

  Published: August 6, 2007, 12:30 pm

  Tags: Random Stuff, 2592, 277, 592, 167

  Ladies, are you self-conscious about your breasts? Do you think they need to be bigger to get you attention from guys, or at least from guys like Charlie White? Well, you could have expensive and gross breast implant surgery, or you could just grab some F Cup cookies from Japan. These sure-to-be-effective cookies apparently make your breasts

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• Giant Moron Surgically Trims Thumbs for Better iPhone Use

  Published: August 9, 2007, 4:33 pm

  Tags: Press, 277, 313, 372, 3013

  Thomas Martel surgically altered his thumbs with a new technique called "whittling" to better enable his naturally oversized digits to use his iPhone. The plastic surgeon made a small incision to each thumb, shaved down the bones, and altered his muscles and fingernails. "Sure the proceedure was expensive, but when I think of all the time I save

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• Gizmondo's Elusive 'Dietrich' In Police Custody?

  Published: August 10, 2007, 8:47 pm

  Tags: Games, Press, 277, 3043, 988, 372

  Remember when Gizmondo's CEO Stefan Eriksson completely obliterated his Ferrari Enzo on the PCH and blamed his make-believe German buddy "Dietrich" for the whole thing? It appears that even the friends of rich-and-infamous failed entrepreneurs can't outrun the law forever. After spending over a year on the lam, a man Los Angeles police are calling

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• Dead Guy Gets $218 Trillion Mobile Bill, Laughs from the Grave

  Published: August 12, 2007, 7:33 am

  Tags: Press, 277, 3050, 807, 711, 794

  A dead man got a $218 trillion bill —trillion as in $218,000,000,000,000 Washingtons— from his cellphone carrier and a letter telling him to settle within ten days or face legal action. Telekom Malaysia billed him after his son Yahaya Wahab cancelled the contract last January and paid the $23 that the father owed at the time of

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• We Love Bouncy Ball Man

  Published: August 12, 2007, 6:01 pm

  Tags: Random Stuff, 2152, 754, 1245, 277, 167

  Family Guy is funny because the script is comic genius; it is written with surreal wit and eloquence throughout. Bouncy Ball Man (BBM), as we have dubbed him, is funny for reasons that evade us. As many ladies have told us, we have funny faces. This is the kind of humour that BBM brings to the table. It may also be because he is a grown man that

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• These Two Washers Cost $1 Million

  Published: August 17, 2007, 9:40 pm

  Tags: Hardware, 277, 572, 988, 807, 372

  We report on a lot of toilet seats here—even some that approach the crazy $600 price the Pentagon paid for one in 1983—but we've never seen a couple of washers that cost almost a cool million dollars. Until now. That's right, folks, this picture represents $998,798 worth of washers, bought by the U.S. Defense Department and paid for

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• Weirdest Guns Ever Amuse and Scare the Hell Out of Me

  Published: August 22, 2007, 11:00 am

  Tags: Random Stuff, 277, 819, 974, 556, 2251

  This terrifying revolver-knife straight from Resident Evil is real and ready to hunt zombies, like all the weird guns in this gallery. My favorites: the three-barrel pirate gun for my Guybrush Threepwood moments, the Thunder for my Lieut. Cobretti moments and the old-style black handgun with ultra-big knife —for when I have to shave, John

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• NBC is Bringing Back American Gladiators!

  Published: August 23, 2007, 4:50 pm

  Tags: Entertainment, 277, 436, 3284, 298, 196

  Oh, man. The show that best combined ridiculous "technology" with over-the-top "athleticism," American Gladiators, is coming back to TV. Yes, NBC is resurrecting the early-'90s classic, a show that many of us grew up on. If you weren't scared of Nitro when you were a kid, you're a bigger man than I. This could easily be an epic disaster, but I'd

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• Crazy-Assed Idea to Shoot People with Drug-Filled Paintballs

  Published: August 24, 2007, 6:30 pm

  Tags: Random Stuff, 277, 1683, 372, 324, 168, 556

  Our Dear Leaders are always looking for new ways of quelling unrest in nonviolent—at least, notoverly violent—ways. (Let's face it, smacking someone over the head with a truncheon, and causing the blood to flow doesn't look great on news bulletins, does it?) The latest idea emanating from the Pentagon, according to a report by the

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• Dirty-Rich Russian Tries to Buy B-52 Bomber on the Spot for $500 Million

  Published: August 27, 2007, 10:50 am

  Tags: Press, Vehicles, 236, 3321, 277, 462, 621, 372, 402

  While some people try to decide if an iPhone is really worth the $600, a Russian rich-man without a violin tried to buy a U.S. B-52 Stratofortress bomber a few days ago, at a Moscow air show. Escorted by an army of bodyguards, the anonymous man approached the group of U.S. pilots who brought the plane to Russia and told them that he wanted

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• Self-Installed Car/Home A/C Unit, Part II

  Published: August 28, 2007, 1:00 pm

  Tags: Random Stuff, 3350, 101, 506, 277, 593, 256

  There's apparently more than one man who thinks it's a fantastic idea to strap a home AC unit to a car and drive it around. This Toyota Camry Station Wagon, snapped by a bug-eyed Jalopnik reader, has the AC strapped on the back, instead of the top, so that it can easily kill whoever's tailgating behind him if the driver ever decides to cut the

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