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• 'The Denali Three' May Sue Lindsay Lohan Over Involuntary Joyride

  Published: July 27, 2007, 7:27 pm

  Tags: Defamer Hollywood, 2474, 1094

  In a development that was about as hard to see coming as an SUV swerving down a Santa Monica street following an all-night, rehab-erasing bender, the trio of hostages - who will heretofore be known as the Denali Three - claiming to have been in the vehicle with Lindsay Lohan during the high-speed chase that resulted in her DUI arrest are now

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• Unreliable Is The New Uninsurable

  Published: July 27, 2007, 6:30 pm

  Tags: Defamer Hollywood, 1094, 2785, 2074

  Freaky Friday/Mean Girls director Mark Waters on the prospect of working with Lindsay Lohan again: "I'm certainly not going to be seeking her out until she gets her personal life in order. On a business level, most companies aren't going to want to take the chance making a movie with someone who is unreliable." [People]

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• Scenes From A High-Speed Lindsay Lohan Meltdown

  Published: July 27, 2007, 6:00 pm

  Tags: Defamer Hollywood, 446, 1094

  Early yesterday, we discussed how fearless celebrity newsmagazine Entertainment Tonight challenged us all to question the Santa Monica Police Department-sanctioned version of events we'd been spoon-fed since Tuesday morning, daring us to plumb the dark places in our souls that seduced us into assuming that Lindsay Lohan was the driver of the

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• We Know What You're Not Seeing This Weekend

  Published: July 27, 2007, 5:00 pm

  Tags: Defamer Hollywood, 1536, 2768, 1094

  In the interest of bringing a small amount of closure to the Lohan-related events we've so exhaustively covered this week, we note the unsurprisingly low Tomatometer score for her cinematic sideshow I Know Who Killed Me, which, in fairness, reflects the opinions of only a small group of critics due to the studio's understandable decision (really,

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• Fans, Coreys Offer Opinions On The Lohan Mess

  Published: July 30, 2007, 4:45 pm

  Tags: Defamer Hollywood, 2768, 1094

  Last week's wall-to-wall coverage of Lindsay Lohan's spectacular transformation from mostly harmless, self-destructive fun-time girl to alleged hostage-taking, assistant-stalking Denali drag-racer provided ample opportunities for various experts to weigh in on the degree of legal and career fuckage she may have suffered as a result of her latest

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• Short Ends: The Kid Pays For The Picture

  Published: July 30, 2007, 4:55 pm

  Tags: Defamer Hollywood, 2152, 1094, 2844, 2842, 425

  Did Robert Evans pony up some dough to give a little back-pat to his boy on Brett Ratner, Billion Dollar Director Day? You bet. Did Big Bob tear up a little when he picked up that Sharpie to write a nice note to a guy that's like a son to him? You know it, kid. [ad via Digital Variety] Did you really need an expert to tell you that

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• More People Run Screaming From Working With Lindsay Lohan

  Published: August 3, 2007, 7:15 pm

  Tags: Defamer Hollywood, 1094, 2990

  The dogged persistence with which Lindsay Lohan appears to be grinding her career into a fine powder and snorting it off the seat of the crapper is so thorough, and so consistent, that it's almost a welcome show of commitment in this fickle town. In addition to appearing headed for a long, glorious career in the straight-to-video market thanks to

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• Short Ends: 'Stop With All The Lohan Already!' Says Nearly Everyone Trying To Impress Pollsters

  Published: August 3, 2007, 5:45 pm

  Tags: Defamer Hollywood, 935, 1094, 498, 425

  According to a poll, 9 out of 10 adults believe that the diverting clusterfucks resulting from celebrity scandals get "too much" news coverage. Expect the immediate cancellation of Entertainment Tonight, AH, The Insider, Extra, everything on E!, and the shuttering of Us Weekly, People, Star, Life & Style and InTouch as demand for gossip

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• Lindsay Lohan's Third Try At Rehab Not Likely To Be The Charm

  Published: August 6, 2007, 4:45 pm

  Tags: Defamer Hollywood, 1094

  While Lindsay Lohan's previous swings at rehab were resoundingly unsuccessful - a stay at the Wonderland facility in Laurel Canyon led to a fatal curb-mauling, while Promises proved unable to prevent a 160km/h Denalijacking - there's always another, more exclusive celebrity detox facility ready to throw open their doors to any troubled,

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• Being Lindsay Lohan II

  Published: August 8, 2007, 5:30 pm

  Tags: Defamer Hollywood, 1094, 2074

  This impersonator may not bear as strong a physical resemblance to Lindsay Lohan as the one from earlier today, but probably does a better job of capturing her spirit. [YouTube]

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• Being Lindsay Lohan

  Published: August 8, 2007, 4:30 pm

  Tags: Defamer Hollywood, 446, 3057, 1094

  Bearing a passable resemblance to Lindsay Lohan these days must be something of a curse, as one's life might be interrupted constantly by clueless paparazzi and starfucking tourists, unwarranted traffic stops by cops looking to meet their DUI quotas, and cheesy nightclub come-ons involving a desire to get into one's coke-pants. Still, there's

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• Short Ends: And Starring Lindsay Lohan in 'I Know Who F'd Me'

  Published: August 8, 2007, 6:55 pm

  Tags: Defamer Hollywood, 446, 1203, 2768, 1094, 425

  We take it back: she's clearly got acting talent in spades. Meet Rob Weiss, the real-life inspiration for the abrasive, egomaniacal director character who's gotten way too much screen time in the past two seasons of Entourage. But a fun fact: 24's Louis "Edgar" Lombardi was his Turtle. RIP, WWN. The only thing that could be more fun

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• Lindsay's Bodyguard Confirms That The Lohans Were A Pretty Fun Family Back In The Day

  Published: August 9, 2007, 5:15 pm

  Tags: Defamer Hollywood, 858, 1094

  With Lindsay Lohan's reported stay at Utah's Cirque Lodge currently impeding her ability to generate more gossip-column content on her own (that is, unless she hijacks a wild horse or a helicopter and makes a break for the bars of Park City), the tabloids have been forced to reach out to the Lohan-adjacent for new stories. In the upcoming issue

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• Lohan-Related Trash Now Available On eBay

  Published: August 9, 2007, 6:55 pm

  Tags: Defamer Hollywood, 1335, 1094

  We have no idea what anyone but the most psychotically obsessed Lindsay Lohan fan might want with an empty Domino's box that was delivered to her family's Long Island home while she was sneaking off to Cirque Lodge for a third try at rehab - after all, since she never touched it, one can't even reasonably hope to clone her from the DNA in an

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• Short Ends: Big Brother 8 House Populated By Impressive Variety Of Bigots

  Published: August 10, 2007, 8:50 pm

  Tags: Defamer Hollywood, 576, 3106, 3131, 1094, 425, 3132, 3129, 2696

  As demonstrated by the above "Racism & Bigotry Sampler," the Big Brother 8 Intolerance Cam never, ever sleeps. Winnie Cooper is ABC News' Person of the Week, which means she's probably having an easier time today than TV boyfriend Kevin Arnold, who really can't catch a break with his big-screen directorial debut. Woody Allen reminisces

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