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| John McCain: Walnuts! He's Actually Losing His Mind |
| Published: October 22, 2007, 5:05 pm |
| Tags: Abba, Hot Dogs, John Mccain, South Carolina, Walnuts |
| Broke John McCain made a stop in South Carolina last Wednesday, and although last Wednesday was like 50 blog-years ago, the details of the event are too timeless for any “news cycle.” As the Austin American-Statesman writes, McCain “demonstrated his love of hot dogs and declared his love of ABBA.” Fortunately the South |
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| McCain Would Reject Secret Service In Fantasy Presidential Scenario [Walnuts!] |
| Published: November 19, 2007, 10:17 am |
| Tags: John Mccain, New Hampshire, Secret Service, The Trail, Walnuts, Washington Post |
| a surprise — back in Walnuts’ sporting youth, he didn’t need any foo-foo bodyguards, and it only landed him five years as a prisoner of war. [The Trail] |
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| McCain Would Reject Secret Service In Fantasy Presidential Scenario [Walnuts!] |
| Published: November 19, 2007, 10:17 am |
| Tags: John Mccain, New Hampshire, Secret Service, The Trail, Walnuts, Washington Post |
| John McCain announced this weekend that he wanted to die. Not really, but the thought was probably in his head when he did say that if he were elected president, it would be his... |
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| Tancredo Throws Bowl of Nachos at McCain [The Wryest Of Republicans] |
| Published: November 23, 2007, 11:16 am |
| Tags: John Mccain, Media, Nachos, New Hampshire, Profiles, Republicans, The Wryest Of Republicans, Tom Tancredo, Walnuts |
| Eleven Internet pages of Walnuts! Pass. Fortunately a tipster found a funny excerpt involving Tom Tancredo and some nachos and copy-pasted it to us. Back in June — GQ’s Robert Draper spent a year with McCain, so we wish him all the best at rehab — McCain was eating at a New Hampshire diner when a rival (in losingness?) |
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| Tancredo Throws Bowl of Nachos at McCain [The Wryest Of Republicans] |
| Published: November 23, 2007, 11:16 am |
| Tags: John Mccain, Media, Nachos, New Hampshire, Profiles, Republicans, The Wryest Of Republicans, Tom Tancredo, Walnuts |
| We didn’t cover the looooooong John McCain profile in November’s GQ precisely because it was long. Eleven Internet pages of Walnuts! Pass. Fortunately a tipster found a funny excerpt... |
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| Fred Thompson, America's Serial Killer Candidate [Undeniable Comparisons] |
| Published: November 28, 2007, 1:18 pm |
| Tags: Fred Thompson, Javier Bardem, John Mccain, Movies, Tommy Lee Jones, Undeniable Comparisons, Wacky Photos, Walnuts |
| character is really… Walnuts?? [Trailhead] |
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| John McCain Thrives On Hatred [Campaign Ads] |
| Published: November 28, 2007, 12:46 pm |
| Tags: Campaign Ads, Congress, John Mccain, Walnuts, Youtube |
| Walnuts’ new campaign spot — a full minute, this one! — he makes his case by noting that every piece of legislation he’s promoted has made everyone hate him. So hooray for… bipartisansh… whatever. The thing to take away here is that he says “boondoggle” and it’s really funny. [YouTube] |
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| WALNUTS! It's Baseball's Curt Schilling! [Campaign Ads] |
| Published: December 10, 2007, 3:16 pm |
| Tags: Baseball, Campaign Ads, Curt Schilling, John Mccain, New Hampshire, Video, Walnuts |
| Walnuts’ new ad (for what we assume to be New Hampshire) features Curt Schilling, the frequently injured mercenary pitcher to the Boston Red Sox. Umm, considerably less masculine than Chuck Norris or Ric Flair. Is all we have to say. Go Orioles. [YouTube] |
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| WALNUTS! It's Baseball's Curt Schilling! [Campaign Ads] |
| Published: December 10, 2007, 3:16 pm |
| Tags: Baseball, Campaign Ads, Curt Schilling, John Mccain, New Hampshire, Video, Walnuts |
| newVideoPlayer("McCain_ad_Snapper.flv", 475, 376); Walnuts’ new ad (for what we assume to be New Hampshire) features Curt Schilling, the frequently injured mercenary pitcher to the Boston Red... |
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| It's WALNUTS! Time Now [Polls] |
| Published: December 20, 2007, 2:27 pm |
| Tags: Alan Keyes, American Research Group, Gop, Iowa, John Mccain, New Hampshire, Polls, Republicans, Walnuts |
| Huckabee, your month of surging is over. Those major newspaper endorsements for John McCain are finally kicking in, according to a just-released American Research Group poll. He’s tied for the... |
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| Poll: Which Republican Food Will You Eat This Holiday Season? [Republican Foods] |
| Published: December 20, 2007, 11:47 am |
| Tags: Beef Jerky, Ben Johnson, Fruitcake, John Mccain, Larry Craig, Polls, Republican Foods, Rudy Giuliani, Super Tuber, Tom Tancredo, Walnuts |
| Republicans can’t really make up their minds about waterboarding, hiring illegal immigrants, or picking a decent frontrunner. They can, however, develop individual attachments to certain... |
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| It's WALNUTS! Time Now [Polls] |
| Published: December 20, 2007, 2:27 pm |
| Tags: Alan Keyes, American Research Group, Gop, Iowa, John Mccain, New Hampshire, Polls, Republicans, Walnuts |
| Enjoy it while it lasts, Walnuts, before Alan Keyes or some other dingus starts “surging” in January. [American Research Group] |
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| Poll: Which Republican Food Will You Eat This Holiday Season? [Republican Foods] |
| Published: December 20, 2007, 11:47 am |
| Tags: Beef Jerky, Ben Johnson, Fruitcake, John Mccain, Larry Craig, Polls, Republican Foods, Rudy Giuliani, Super Tuber, Tom Tancredo, Walnuts |
| Republicans can’t really make up their minds about waterboarding, hiring illegal immigrants, or picking a decent frontrunner. They can, however, develop individual attachments to certain foodstuffs, many of which go on to define their characters in embarrassing (for our purposes) fashion. After the jump, we ask you, readers: Which Republican |
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| Stories That Really Shouldn't Be [Daily Briefing Department] |
| Published: December 21, 2007, 6:27 am |
| Tags: Bush, Congress, Daily Briefing Department, Huckabee, Tom Coburn, Walnuts |
| [Wall Street Journal]Walnuts may be suggesting that Drudge is lacking in the integrity department. [Politico]The President made a decision and is happy with the decision that he made. [Washington Post]What’s the one thing op-ed columnists love to write about more than Barry and Hillary? Each other! [New York Times]Were Democrats |
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| Stories That Really Shouldn't Be [Daily Briefing Department] |
| Published: December 21, 2007, 6:27 am |
| Tags: Bush, Congress, Daily Briefing Department, Huckabee, Tom Coburn, Walnuts |
| Every Republican agrees with every other one, and other signs the Rapture is upon us. [New York Times]Some like Huck while others dislike him. [Washington Post]Tom Coburn likes to fuck shit up for... |
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