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| Nicole Richie Is Apparently Eating Enough For Two. Motherhood Becomes Her. |
| Published: August 10, 2007, 10:24 pm |
| Tags: Baby, Eating For Two, Godmother, Jail Sentence, Motherhood, Nicole Richie, Rash From The Sheets |
| chips are down and the other girls are crying to their mommy about getting a rash from the sheets, Nicole gets her shit together and comes out with her head held high. Here's a picture of Nicole looking better than she has in a long time, with her cute little belly bump. Cute little mommy Wow, she sure looks kinda big for four or five months - |
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| Dateline Hollywood Blog Archive 2 GIRLS 1 CUP' TO BECOME NBC REALITY SHOW |
| Published: December 17, 2007, 5:22 am |
| "With no end in sight to the WGA strike, we think these two women eating shit will fill the void left by The Bionic Woman'" |
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| The Origin Of "2 Girls, 1 Cup" |
| Published: November 30, 2007, 5:54 pm |
| Tags: Gross |
| a little clip called "2 Girls, 1 Cup" which has been taking the internet by storm for a while now. I'm going to be blunt, because that's how I roll. In case you haven't seen or heard of it, it's basically 2 chicks shitting into a cup and eating it together. Not only do they eat it but they kind of swirl it in their |
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| Tis The Season For Flesh Eating |
| Published: December 20, 2007, 10:28 pm |
| Tags: We Re Not Making This Up, Employers, Toilets, Orgasm, Walks, Humping, Monkey, Eats, Ugandans |
| didn’t actually fling shit at people. So a wolf walks into a bar, eats a steak sandwich, and walks out again… Man fired by angry lemur employers for posting Dilbert cartoon depicting “employers are drunken lemurs.” Man who felt okay about tattooing his penis with the words “Hot Rod” from a bet now feels |
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| News flash: Boys do not actually find girls fundamentally repulsive |
| Published: February 18, 2008, 1:59 pm |
| Tags: Asides, Signs Of The Non Apocalypse |
| report in astonishment that shit really does stink. Actually, to be completely fair, this report that shows that teenage boys desire relationships, enjoy the company of their girlfriends, and can fall in love needs to be well-publicized. Despite all evidence to the contrary, this myth that teenage boys universally see girls as subhuman sex |
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| Girls Gone Wild Joe Francis Out of Jail, Fugly as Hell |
| Published: April 5, 2008, 4:03 pm |
| busted.He's obviously been eating his sorrows away while incarcerated. I thought the food there stinks and is rotted out, smelly and slimy? Maybe I just don't know how it works.Mr. Girls Gone Wild Founder is a free man, for now. I honestly wish him all the best. I don't hold him in contempt for shit. He's capitalized off of dumb attention whore |
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| Keira Knightley Has A Distorted Vision Of Herself. That's Not To Say She's Anorexic Or Anything. |
| Published: September 18, 2007, 10:55 pm |
| Tags: Anorexic, Beth Ditto, Britney, Cellulite, Distorted Vision Of Herself, Double Chin, Eating Disorder, Keira Knightley, Lard, Spray Tan |
| to say that Keira has an eating disorder because she's already sued one publication for this and got a settlement out of it. So why make the rich richer? However, we have to say she must be smoking better shit than the rest of us, because this is what she said regarding her weight and the ano rumors: "Weight is a big issue in Hollywood |
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| 10-29-07 |
| Published: October 29, 2007, 7:57 am |
| Tags: Life |
| can we have a video of the girls eating angel hair the next time you cook some? I’ll do my best to remember to make a video - in fact, I think I’ll charge the camcorder and keep it handy, because I feel like I’ve been missing some prime movie-making opportunities lately. * * * Are your hummingbirds gone? Ours left about 2-3 |
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| Staring at the Vagina |
| Published: May 28, 2008, 11:36 pm |
| Tags: Jailbait, Nakedness, College Sports, Homoerotica, Humor, Politics, Bmw, Bra, Cats, Dogs, Drunk, Fans, Hero, Hooker, Lexus, Myspace, Panties, Slut, Spandex, Sports, Spread Eagle, Vagina, Whore |
| now smiling like a possum eating shit, thinking I am into these, as I AM NOT!!. Just wondering why people chose to use things that clearly are not comfortable in the least not that I would know that they are uncomfortable as I never tried them just assuming of course!!) 17. Why do people who live in the most run down crappy areas, whose |
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| KSK Presents WAFFLED! The Belgian Invasion Of The American Beertatorship |
| Published: July 14, 2008, 11:01 am |
| Tags: Big Daddy Drew, Faqs, Important Shit You Need To Know, International Crises, Nowhere Near As Cool As Holland, The Belgian Menace |
| drunk will be beer. A whole SHITLOAD of watered-down, shitty ass American beer, like Budweiser. Yes, Budweiser: long prized for its drinkability, because you don't want to deal with pesky things such as flavor and body on your way to getting ass ripped. That's queer shit. Yes, football fans have been quaffing Bud's delicious carbonated rice |
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| LiveBlogging Laurie’s BlogHer Panel |
| Published: July 19, 2008, 4:06 am |
| Tags: Body Image, Laurie And Debbie S Blog, Size Acceptance, Feminism, Gender, Masculinity, Parenting, Race And Racism, Sexuality, Blogher, Blogher08, Body Impolitic, Boys, Girls, Kids, Race, Sexualization, Teens, Tweens |
| I write about empowering girls, specifically daughters. How girls internalize the media and what we as parents can do to give them tools to fight that. Daughters inherit our emotions about our bodies. So many women self-deprecate for humor; I used to do it all the time. When my 4-year-old said “I hate my fat thighs,” I said |
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| FREEDOM: TO BE FREE, TO BE DUMB?!?! |
| Published: June 21, 2007, 6:45 am |
| Tags: Bizarre, Democracy, Freedom, Freedom Of Speech, Sabina England, Weird |
| What if I like eating pork or drinking alcohol? Why does eating pork or drinking beer make you a “bad Muslim,” and verify a ticket in going straight to Hell? What about these funny Irishmen who do a jolly dance with large cups of beer in their hands? Do you see ‘em going to Hell? Oh Allah, say it aint so! |
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| Wealth Masters Savvy Marketer. Will Train! |
| Published: July 26, 2007, 9:47 pm |
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| Friday q and a #77. |
| Published: July 5, 2007, 6:45 pm |
| we can go to Tokyo and sit eating chicken salad in Denny's. The cat will end up eating our faces.Clearly I am an unwelcome third wheel on this little tete a tete. Enjoy your flirtations, Murakami lovers. Invite us to the wedding, please. *tips hat**meanders off into sunset*elaine said...I offer many apologies but have no regrets about your |
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| Friday q and a #76. |
| Published: June 28, 2007, 6:02 pm |
| day, and I feel now that my shit has been irreversably fucked up by it in a major, major way. I kind of don't want anyone I care about to read this book, however, I wonder if I'm missing something?In summation, is the Pulitzer a piece of shit, and more importantly, can someone please recommend something life affirming for me to read, stat? Or |
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