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| Steve Schmidt Interview, Part II |
| Published: October 9, 2008, 12:31 pm |
| Tags: Fake News, 2008 Election, Barack Obama, Caribou Barbie, Joe Biden, Steve Schmidt, Yawn Mccain |
| “terrorist fist jab”) RR: Put your damn hand back you steaming pile of hippo turds. So you’re saying that the Bill Ayers thing is blown out of proportion? SS: You’re not familiar with our work, are you? See, they met while working for the Annenberg Foundation, a charitable group founded by former Reagan ambassador |
| first story i wrote |
| Published: October 6, 2008, 8:33 pm |
| Tags: Creative Writing |
| I am tired of biegn used. Jab stomach ache I can no longer feel the pain. Sickness was something I was good at I could spot sickness. They all have it that fake sinceir smile that plastic pastel robot grin that laugh like burning coals and the insecurity. Politicans and whores they have it. Most people now have it I have it. I sunk a bullet in |
| Knocked-Out |
| Published: October 5, 2008, 8:52 pm |
| Tags: Sports |
| All it took was a straight jab to Kimbo’s chin to knock him down, and that is exactly what he received from Petruzelli. What is next for Kimbo is unknown, he needs to rebuild that hype and can do so by taking on tougher opponents and hope that he learns from his mistake. Petruzelli will gain plenty of attention and hold the title of |
| Breaking News!: McCain & Surrogates Desperate and Whiny! |
| Published: October 5, 2008, 2:14 pm |
| Tags: 2008 Election, Barack Obama, John Mccain, Nancy Pfotenhauer, Relevant Rhino, Sarah Palin, Steve Schmidt |
| Obama gives a terrorist fist jab to some Arab looking guy that we claim is Hassan Nasrallah, leader of Hezbollah. Then the step on some yarmukles and extinguish a Mennorah by urinating on it. Is this true? No. Is it relevant? Hardly. Is this our only option? In the words of our magnificent VP nominee, “yer darn tootin, you betcha, doncha |
| Gentle Read Rectal Thermometer |
| Published: October 3, 2008, 2:40 am |
| Tags: Momma Never Told You This, Buyer Beware, Disclaimers, Gentle Read Rectal Thermometer, Gentle Rectal, Ky Jelly, Lasting Impact, Lazy Boy Chairs, Prostate, Prostate Exam, Rectal, Rectal Thermometer, Thanksgiving Turkey, Thermometers, Tv Remote, Vote For President |
| is that it has this metal jab at the end of it. Kinda looks like you’re going to stab the Thanksgiving Turkey to check the temperature of the breast to see if it’s done. To make it “gentle”, there’s a little rubber sheath that fits nice and snug over the jab. Note that should you remove the Gentle Read Rectal |
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