| Gloria Allred Can Be Scary |
| Published: August 7, 2007, 12:00 am |
| Tags: Celebrity Gossip |
| That press conference Hags #1 and #2 held the other day probably made him put down his “Chicks With Dicks” magazine and take note. Gloria Allred is a crusty vulture and she will bleed you like a Victorian-era leech treatment! In an atypically forthcoming statement released by usually reticent spokesman Arnold Robinson, Murphy |
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| Real poop behind 2G1C, US obscenity law, and 'net security. |
| Published: November 30, 2007, 8:39 pm |
| identify of the director of "2 Girls, 1 Cup," the internet's latest shock-meme. 2G1C's director is a Brazilian named Marco Fiorito. The 36-year-old from Sao Paulo describes himself as a "compulsive fetishist" and "an artist in the art of movie making." He started a porn production company with his wife in the mid-'90s, focusing at first on foot |
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| Jamboroo: Jamboroo, Week 7: Where We Explore The Idea Of The NFL As Hangover Cure |
| Published: October 18, 2007, 2:20 pm |
| Tags: Big Daddy Drew, Jamboroo, Nfl, Thursday Afternoon Nfl Dick Joke Jamboroo, Top |
| who had been drinking since 10 a.m. that morning (and had gone to bed at 6 a.m. after spending the previous night at a tittie bar), would grab me by the lapels every 10 minutes and then yell, for no reason: "WELCOME TO HELL!" I don't think Paul has a very good attitude about all this. Paul: Dude, you have to send me booze and porn. Me: I |
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| Now on Sale at Amazing.net: The Swirlies (explicit) |
| Published: March 10, 2008, 9:48 am |
| Tags: Feminist Perspective, Capital Video Corporation, Porn Examples Judge For Yourself, Debate On The Issues |
| hot Italian guy put his finger in my hiney during our first (and only, for a reason that will be clear in just a moment) time in the sack, which was okay, but then he tried to put the same finger in my MOUTH.Dead. Fucking. Halt. I showed him the door.The Psychology of Porn for MenBill Margold, one of the industry's longest-serving film |
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| Cultural Oddsmaker: What Kind Of Sports Bar Societal Dregs Will You Encounter During Week 1? |
| Published: September 7, 2007, 3:15 pm |
| Tags: Cock Loitering, Cultural Oddsmaker, Hot Wings, Kid Stardust On The Porterhouse, Nfl, Sunday Football |
| the country on January 2. You can pick out who's really committed, and who'll return to smoking cigarettes and ordering The #2 with a Diet Coke by Martin Luther King's birthday. So, this week, I'm slipping into my gray drawstring sweatpants, scooping nachos off the DirectTV dish, and placing odds on the types of people you'll find at |
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| Baby Chicks Get New Pad! |
| Published: October 3, 2008, 7:00 am |
| we moved our five baby chicks to their new pad. Unfortunately we had to move our rooster out. He wanted to kill all of them. So we have to find him a new home. No, I won't be cooking him for dinner. But... if the economy keeps going down you'd better believe we would! I'm even thinking of getting a goat we can milk. This is so cute, these |
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| Gloria Allred Can Be Scary |
| Published: August 6, 2007, 4:49 pm |
| Tags: Eddie Murphy |
| That press conference Hags #1 and #2 held the other day probably made him put down his "Chicks With Dicks" magazine and take note. Gloria Allred is a crusty vulture and she will bleed you like a Victorian-era leech treatment! In an atypically forthcoming statement released by usually reticent spokesman Arnold Robinson, Murphy "acknowledges |
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| David Hirshey Is The Closer: Only In New Jersey, Kids |
| Published: August 20, 2007, 10:40 am |
| Tags: David Beckham, David Hirshey The Closer, Mls, Soccer |
| time this many fans -- 66,237 -- paid to see two American teams was 27 years ago, when the Cosmos were snorting themselves silly at Studio 54. Back then, it only cost you $20 to boo the shit out of Giorgio Chinaglia; whereas on Saturday night someone offered me $200 for my $50 seat (believe me, I thought hard about it before remembering that |
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| Journalism impact: Minor |
| Published: August 31, 2007, 3:24 pm |
| Tags: Journalism |
| given up trying to keep track of Entertainment Weekly217;s many annual lists. EW may be the most list-happy publication in pop culture, although it217;s not as ambitious as Rolling Stone. For sheer pomposity, it217;s hard to beat 220;The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time.221; EW217;s latest venture into list-keeping |
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| The Randy Sonic Toothbrush User |
| Published: October 22, 2007, 11:34 am |
| Tags: Sex Diaries, Sex Diaries |
| innocently through my mind. 10:40 p.m.: The phone rings; it's my girlfriend's roommate. Realizing this may be the closest I'll ever get her into a three-way, I attack and go down on her while she's on the phone. 10:55 p.m.: Sex, hurray! 11:15 p.m.: Sleep, hurray! DAY TWO 7:20 a.m.: I wake up and go to the bathroom. My girlfriend is there |
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| The 10 Sports People Most Likely to Turn into Pumpkins |
| Published: October 29, 2007, 6:18 am |
| in college football. At 21-15, it was even harder to justify. With racial implications obvious, the outrage surrounding Willingham's termination was nothing short of a firestorm. Fast forward to 2007. Charlie Weis -- a white coach with no college coaching experience -- is in his third year with the Fighting Irish. Victims of two shut outs |
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| Belated thanks |
| Published: November 27, 2007, 10:33 am |
| for the tinger - because the chicks dig the tinger. (Note: I broke my ring finger 21 years ago playing basketball and never had it set - it has since morphed into an E.T. like, bulbous entity that looks like my big toe and ringer finger were merged - hence the the moniker - the tinger.) I am thankful for my mother and father - who managed to |
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| how does this negro do it? |
| Published: November 29, 2007, 6:08 pm |
| fam. I don't know too many chicks who would spend the Holidays far away from their own family just to kick it with their ex and his. Unless he was more than just an ex. YBF is staying on the grind to see where this story goes. Interesting wtf? this girl is #2 on my Celebs I Want To Be list (behind Riri, of course). If I were her I |
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| ROAST CHICKEN |
| Published: January 6, 2008, 6:07 am |
| Tags: Chicken, Roast, New Zealand, Children, Junk Food, Diet |
| side of lamb (approximately 1.25 metres long, and 40 cm wide) being sold for 20 NZ dollars. At the time, butchers didn't even weigh it. My old-world parents, immigrants to the new world, never bought less than a side of lamb when they bought meat. And they made sure that they had a deep freeze large enough to keep it in, chopped up in the |
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| 3-28-08 |
| Published: March 28, 2008, 7:34 am |
| Tags: Life, Fostering, Cae, Rhonyc |
| some kind of nickname? 2005: Because there's nothing worse than having your eyes scooped out with a spork when you're not quite dead yet, believe you me. 2004: No entry. 2003: Your shit discussion is now over. You may move on. 2002: “Momma!” he cried “Momma, I'll be good! Let me in Momma, let me in!” 2001: |
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