"Jim Haggerty" and "Tracy Gill" -- the perky hosts of the "Onion News Network's" morning show "Today Now!" -- stopped by the show this morning to give Matt and Meredith a few pointers.
And apparently we need the help! "Today Now!'s" viewership is in the billions, they say. We would love even a fraction of those viewers!
Watch the video below for their tips -- and to see who wins a "news off" between Natalie Morales and the "Onion News Network's" news anchor "Brooke Alvarez."
In reality, the two hosts are actors Brad Holbrook and Tracy Toth and the news reader is Suzanne Sena. They are three of the stars of the 30-minute show "Onion News Network" on IFC.
"Today Now!" is a several-minute recurring segment on the program that satirizes the network morning show -- not that we think there's anything funny about us!